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shownu

@hyunwoowoo

take a break and eat something, you deserve it 

435 following   794 followers 

 

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wonbun 

@imjustwonhoho

happiness is in everything, especially!! in!! ramen!! 

instagram.com/itsjustwonho

598 following   2,951 followers 

 

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minmin !! 

@minniethehyuk 

im pretty sure im what you call art,babe

instagram.com/minminminnie

1,534 following   2,358 followers 

 

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young flexer heh

@kihyunnie 

i don't sound as pretentious as my display, i swear 

754 following    837 followers 

 

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wonnie 

@wonwonnn

longest nap record: 19 hours 

368 following   814 followers 

 

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joohoney?! 

@joohoneyonehunnit

just livin it,no biggie. check out my channel :D

youtube.com/joohoney

106 following   2,840 followers 

 

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i am what i am

@iamim

ey wassup 

253 following   839 followers

 

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local angel hannie @butactuallyimadevilhehe

  who wants to be added in a gc with random people? please reply and i'll group you! u will be grouped randomly in random numbers, have fun ♡

 568 replies   80 retweets   1k likes

 

         wonbun @imjustwonhoho

            (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

 

         minmin !! @minniethehyuk 

           time to make friends~

 

         wonnie @wonwonnn

            uhmmm 🐢🐢

 

         young flexer heh @kihyunnie

            this looks fun doesn't it

         

          joohoney?! @joohoneyonehunnit

            ooooo les go 

 

           shownu @hyunwoowoo

              🍔

 

           i am what i am @iamim 

              why not? 

       

 

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local angel hannie added shownu and 

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local angel hannie: enjoy you rascals ;)

 

local angel hannie left the group 

 

young flexer heh: before anyone talks 

 

i am what i am: damn he just up and left 

 

i am what i am: scary shit right there 

 

minmin !!:  HIIIIIIII

 

wonnie: hey 

 

wonbun: hi!! 

 

wonbun: this is exciting ≧∇≦

 

minmin !!: aw shit that's cute :( 

 

wonnie: it is haha 

 

joohoney?!: EYOOOO 

 

minmin !!: YOUR ENERGY!!!!! SPEAKS TO ME!!! 

 

joohoney?!: YES!!! LESGEDDIT

 

i am what i am: the sudden burst of energy… too powerful 

 

shownu: hello 

 

young flexer heh: psssst p l e a s e listen 

 

shownu: oh okay 

 

wonbun: sure what's up? 

 

wonnie: don't say it 

 

wonbun: wh–

 

i am what i am: ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵏʸ

 

wonnie: you've got nerve,kid 

 

joohoney?!: OOF

 

i am what i am: how sure are you that im a kid huh 

 

young flexer heh: guys!!!!!! listen!!!! 

 

minmin !!: I would if I took your display seriously 

 

minmin !!: which I can't,, cause… young flexer? 

 

joohoney?!: yea what's up with that 

 

young flexer heh: I was drunk when I changed it and by the time i woke up shitton of people followed me because they think I actually,,,,, flex 

 

wonnie: what do you even have to flex tho 

 

young flexer heh: muscles duh 

 

wonbun: muscles? 

 

young flexer heh: uh y e a h 

 

i am what i am: hmmmm brb gotta check your tweets–

 

young flexer heh: NO NO NO WAIT WAIT 

 

minmin !!: so you don't have muscles? 

 

young flexer heh: i didn't say that 

 

minmin !!: I don't believe you have muscles 

 

young flexer heh: well fuck you cause i DO have 

 

joohoney?!: picture or it ain't true 

 

shownu: weren't you going to say something uh

 

shownu: "young flexer" ?

 

minmin !!: LMAO HAHAHA

 

young flexer heh: SHIT YEA OKAY SO

 

young flexer heh: let's add a twist into this shall we? 

 

minmin !!: my interest has been peaked 

 

minmin !!: do go on 

 

young flexer heh: why not try to be anonymous as possible? the only background info we know about each other are our nicknames, age,gender

 

minmin !!: so basically,,,,,,,, we wont know each other's faces and real names? 

 

young flexer heh: only when we trust each other enough 

 

wonbun: is this an excuse to not show your muscles 

 

young flexer heh: hey no i do have muscles 

 

wonnie: hmm sure

 

shownu: aren't we missing smth 

 

joohoney?!: missing what 

 

shownu: yknow normal human etiquette?? names and ages?? 

 

minmin !!: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'll start!!! 

 

wonnie: you're so energetic I literally can't keep up 

 

wonbun: yea mr 19 hours of sleep

 

young flexer heh: hey! no peaking at eachothers profiles! 

 

joohoney?!: so like.. just staying as strangers huh 

 

young flexer heh: WAIT NO YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME I MEANT

 

young flexer heh: I MEANT THAT ITS LIKE A LITTLE CHALLENGE OKAY? WE AVOID SNOOPING EACH OTHER'S ACCOUNTS AND DONT REVEAL OUR FACES UNTIL ONE OF US SNAPS OKAY

 

joohoney?!: so its a test of perseverance and self restraint 

 

young flexer heh: basically yeah

 

i am what i am: but what if i want to know everyone 

 

minmin !!: seconded! I wanna know you guys wtf 

 

wonnie: you'd be the one who'll snap first 

 

minmin !!: you're not even wrong 

 

i am what i am: guess I'll settle with berating you guys 

 

wonnie: what kind of berating? I need my beauty sleep 

 

minmin !!: you see, I'd ask for a picture if you really do have beauty but noooooooo dumb challenge has to exist >:(

 

wonbun: why don't you describe what you look like 

 

wonnie: uhm sure let me just look into the mirror 

 

wonnie: I see.. 

 

wonnie: a disappointment 

 

shownu: oh god

 

joohoney?!: you see, i felt that 

 

i am what i am: DAMN so did I

 

shownu: judging by this "relatable" humour I peg the three of you as teens 

 

wonbun: maybe you're just..a bit older.. 

 

shownu: perhaps 

 

i am what i am: lmao b o o m e r

 

joohoney?!: boomer remover commence 

 

minmin !!: wait i NEED TO KNOW YOUR AGES

 

minmin !!: so I know which ones to flirt with and not ;) 

 

young flexer heh: woah there–

 

minmin !!: while we're at it may be gender and preference too

 

wonbun:  maybe the name you want us to call you too?

 

minmin !!:  I'll start! you can call me minnie! im male, 21 and very gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

wonnie: the amount of exclamation points give me a headache 

 

wonbun: hi! you can call me wonho ^o^ im 22,male and bi 

 

shownu: im shownu, 22,male and bisexual as well

 

minmin !!: the rainbow is prevailing we love to see it 

 

young flexer hehe:  you guys can call me ki and im a male,21 and gay

 

i am what i am: oh boy… 

 

wonnie:  you guys can call me wonnie but I really prefer you call me won, only deserving people call me wonnie 

 

joohoney?!: why'd you make it your display then

 

wonnie: dk I forgot 

 

wonnie: anyways im 20, a man, and preeeetty damn gay 

 

i am what i am: o h b o y 

 

joohoney?!: eyyyy you guys can call me joo! 20,male, and gay

 

i am what i am: O H B O Y 

 

minmin !!: whats with the oh boys?!? 

 

joohoney?!: yeaaaaa what's up with that 

 

minmin  !!: are you a homophobe sir ?!? is that what are ?! MR. YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE? 

 

wonbun:  h u h

 

wonnie: could've just said mr i am what i am but

 

shownu: waittt I get it 

 

young flexer hehe: pretty sure that's not how you–

 

i am what i am: NONONONO IM VERY GAY ITS JUST

 

i am what i am: im the youngest :,)

 

minmin !!: AWWWWWW BABIE

 

i am what i am: you guys can call me kyun,19,male and g a y

 

wonnie: we're a flourishing group of homosexuals that's pretty nice 

 

young flexer heh: mhm yea mr beauty sleep 

 

wonnie: huh? what does my beauty have to do with anything 

 

minmin !!: i reallyreallyreallyreally want to KNOW WHAT YOH LOOK LIKE 

 

wonbun: you never rlly described what you look like 

 

joohoney?!: yeaaa 

 

shownu: no more disappointment jokes please 

 

wonnie:  I guess I'm good looking? I'm not really sure.. but my lips always gets called kissable or plump so I guess that's nice 

 

minmin  !!: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT :(( YOU :(( LOOK LIKE :(( 

 

minmin !!: UGH DAMN YOU K I

 

wonnie: it helps with paying the bills so its not that bad 

 

joohoney?!: HUH

 

i am what i am: your lips…? help you with paying 

the bills…....?

 

wonnie: huh

 

wonnie: wh– wait NO 

 

wonbun: that sounds v e r y suspicious 

 

wonnie: NO 

 

wonnie: I DONT DO WHATEVER YOURE THINKING 

 

wonnie: IT WAS A JOKE I DONT EVEN HAVE A JOB PLEASE

 

shownu: ok I think it's time for us to sleep,, 

 

 

           

       

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i am what i am named the group

MONSTER MASQUERADE 

 

young flexer hehe: kid are you okay 

 

wonnie: monster masquerade?? 

 

wonnie: what kind of rip off disney movie?? 

 

wonbun: imo it sounds like something from nickelodeon 

 

wonbun: they'd DEFINITELY use monsters to promote their slime 

 

joohoney?!: the slime is like the only thing going for them at this point tbh

 

minmin !!: how green the slime is should be a CRIME 

 

shownu: not to be /that/ person but it's literally the ass crack of dawn why are you all awake 

 

wonbun: it's twitter what do you expect 

 

shownu: ...true

 

young flexer hehe: okay but why monster masquerade 

 

joohoney?!: @iamim 

 

joohoney?!: @iamim 

 

minmin !!: @iamim

 

wonnie:  I think he just woke up in cold sweat to type that and went back to sleep 

 

young flexer hehe: so we've been roused awake for nothing I see 

 

minmin !!: but you were the first one who saw it right away 

 

minmin !!: you haven't been sleeping liar 

 

young flexer hehe: it's literally 3am I was sleeping 

 

wonnie: sure

 

joohoney?!: wait aren't you the one who slept for 19 hours like what wonho said 

 

wonnie: yes that is i

 

joohoney?!: why aren't you.. asleep

 

wonnie: never said i had a regular sleep schedule kiddo 

 

joohoney?!:  I was gonna riot and then i remembered you actually ARE older than me 

 

wonbun: a kiddo calling another kiddo kiddo 

 

wonnie: suddenly I want to fight you but respectfully 

 

joohoney?!: how does that even work 

 

wonnie: it's like,,,, hey im sending you an uppercut but in my mind because boundaries are a thing 

 

young flexer heh: that doesn't make any sense 

 

wonnie: shut up gremlin

 

young flexer heh: grem-

 

young flexer heh: GREMLIN? IM OLDER THAN YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT

 

wonnie: you see, i fucked up, because I thought that I said gremlin in my mind but alas 

 

wonnie: i did not

 

wonbun: you get a bit more talkative during the dead hours of the night don't you wonnie 

 

wonnie: i s a i d you need permission to call me wonnie 

 

wonnie: but yes how'd you figure that out so fast

 

wonnie:I feel p violated 

 

wonbun: intuition ;D 

 

minmin !!: am i the only one seeing this 

 

joohoney?!: see what 

 

wonbun:  but,,,,,, I would like to call you wonnie :D

 

wonnie: no fuckin way 

 

wonbun: (╥_╥)

 

wonnie: no! 

 

wonbun: (╥﹏╥)

 

wonnie: ALRIGHT FINE 

 

wonnie: i can't believe I gave away my exclusive nickname permit just like that 

 

minmin !!: that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

joohoney?!: oooooo yes i do 

 

wonbun: anyways 

 

young flexer heh: yes anyways 

 

minmin !!: you've been lurking ki 

 

young flexer heh: no just drifting in and out of sleep 

 

wonbun: you okay ki? 

 

young flexer heh: yeah just??? can't sleep 

 

minmin !!: what do you usually do when you can't sleep? 

 

young flexer heh: hum a song I guess 

 

young flexer heh: but i feel so restless 

 

i am what i am: why monster masquerade you may ask? 

 

joohoney?!: HE JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE 

 

i am what i am: because this is like a fuckin masquerade 

 

i am what i am: we're all getting to know eachother and we're talking to get closer and its fun 

 

i am what i am: but then you remember it's like you're wearing masks you don't know who you're exactly talking to 

 

minmin !!: yknow we've been in this group chat for literally a few days and a half and you're already worked up on this.. 

 

wonbun: yeah and plus even without the challenge, i wouldn't want to show my face yet 

 

i am what i am: no what I meant is that we can't check each other's profiles out :(

 

i am what i am: what if I want to clown wonnie for having a clapped layout 

 

wonnie: don't call me wonnie

 

young flexer heh: you can just say you don't want to join the challenge 

 

i am what i am: aha but local boy genius changkyun doesn't back down from a challenge 

 

joohoney?!: oh wow 

 

young flexer heh: that's so sad.. 

 

joohoney?!: YOU EXPOSED YOURSELF HAHA

 

i am what i am: wait no 

 

i am what i am: that's not my name 

 

minmin !!:  there's no escape kid 

 

i am what i am: NO

 

minmin !!: give him some sort of penalty 

 

young flexer heh: hmmmmmm as punishment,,, 

 

young flexer heh: we,,,,

 

young flexer heh: we get to exploit your tweets 

 

young flexer heh: and haunt you with them 

 

minmin !!: OOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSS

 

i am what i am: FUCK 

 

joohoney?!: THIS GOT WAY MORE SCARY 

 

wonnie: but way more interesting 

 

minmin !!: CAN THIS BE A THING 

 

minmin !!: WE SCREW UP THEN WE GRT EXPOSED??? SPICE THINGS UO EVEN MORE? 

 

joohoney?!: HELL UEA IM DOWN 

 

wonbun:  I DID NOT NEED THAT SHOT OF ANXIETY ESPECIALLY NOT AT THIS TIME 

 

minmin !!: oooo why's that wonho? got some dirt in your tweets? 

 

wonbun: no!! its just scary!! 

 

shownu: good day 

 

young flexer heh: oh fuck sorry shownu you must've been sleeping

 

shownu: nah it's fine I was cooking something 

 

shownu: the constant notifs kept me from sleeping and burning down the apartment so thanks for that 

 

wonnie: it's 4am

 

shownu: and? 

 

wonnie: understandable, carry on

 

joohoney?!: what were you cooking? 

 

shownu: just some quick fried rice and some pork 

 

young flexer heh: hope it tasted good for you hyung 

 

joohoney?!: oh crap we need to say honorifics 

 

shownu: enough about me, go back to digging for changkyun's dirt

 

i am what i am: FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

minmin !!: I FOUND SOME 

 

minmin !!:

______________________________

i am what i am @iamim

moods are so fuckin weird sometimes 

either i want to be swarmed by cats or

 by raBID WOLVES

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 KID WHAT IS THIS

 

wonnie: dare i say mood? 

 

wonbun: CHANGKYUN WHAT JS THJS

 

i am what i am: I WAS GKDJF I WAS GOUNG THROUGH KT 

 

young flexer heh:

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i am what i am @iamim

got complimented about my nose and 

deadass said "thanks i grew it myself"

WHAT BREED OF DUMBASS AM I? 

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 I CANR TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCK

 

i am what i am: RICH COMING FROM YOU YOUNG FLEXER 

 

young flexer i am: MY BIGGEST FLEX HERE IS THAT I DIDN'T GET EXPOSED LIKE YOU!!!! YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO

 

i am what i am: SGDIDJCIRCJDJ

 

wonnie: a special kind of dumbass, changkyun 

 

minmin !!:

______________________________

i am what i am @iamim

i wonder if the neighborhood cats 

watch us and gossip about us, like

what do they have to say about m e? 

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wait actually 

 

joohoney?!: i don't see why you think this is funny, its a legitimate worry 

 

wonbun: *looks at pets with worry*

 

young flexer heh: you have pets? 

 

wonbun: no but I want pets 

 

wonnie: i want to be petted 

 

i am what i am: SAME 

 

I am what i am: i want to be SMOTHERED in love 

 

minmin !!: fucking same like I want to drown in love so badly

 

minmin !!: im so sick of one sided shit 

 

wonbun: min :(

 

young flexer heh: oh uh

 

shownu: do you want to talk about it? 

 

minmin !!: nah not now, maybe soon 

 

wonbun: understandable

 

wonbun: minnie!!fighting!! (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡

 

wonnie: that's so sickenly sweet i gagged 

 

wonnie: but yea what he said 

 

joohoney?!:

______________________________

i am what i am @iamim

……..i luh u 

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luh u too changkyun 

 

minmin !!: luh? 

 

i am what i am: stop going through my tweets!!! 

 

shownu: do some aegyo for us first 

 

i am what i am: no way 

 

young flexer heh: LMAO OK guess we're continuing 

 

i am what i am: FUCK okay fine 

 

i am what i am: u h 

 

i am what i am: 1+1 = gwiyomi~ 👉👈

 

wonnie: i cant believe you somehow performed aegyo online 

 

wonbun: aww that's cute 

 

minmin !!:  AHAHAHA IM CACKLING 

 

young flexer heh: i am very pleased 

 

shownu: nice 

 

i am what i am: ki hyung I request for advantages 

 

young flexer heh: using the hyung card huh 

 

i am what i am: yes :)

 

young flexer heh: what are these "advantages"?

 

i am what i am: to annoy the fuck out of all of you whenever I can 

 

minmin !!: anyone can do that too 

 

i am what i am: but at least for me, you cant do shit about it since you all agreed 

 

young flexer heh: hm 

 

shownu: sure 

 

i am what i am: alright nice 

 

wonbun: waitt but why is it monster?? 

 

i am what i am: wanted it to be tough and cool

 

joohoney?!: it isn't rlly

 

young flexer heh: yea sorry but it's not

 

i am what i am named the chat

MONSTA MASQUERADE 

 

minmin !!: masquerade doesn't sit well with me 

 

i am what i am: hmmm yea

 

young flexer heh: change it then 

 

i am what i am: to what 

 

minmin !!: its up to you!!!! the world is your oyster 

 

i am what i am: i can't think of anything 

 

joohoney?!: just anything BUT masquerade 

 

i am what i am: but my symbolism :( 

 

wonbun: what about like something else when its actually masquerade 

 

minmin !!: my brain hurt What

 

wonnie: go to sleep pls

 

i am what i am: but the gc name!!!! 

 

shownu: like some kind of variable? 

 

wonbun: i meant alternative but sure 

 

joohoney?!: my brain dumb what the heck is a variable again 

 

wonnie named the chat

MONSTA X 

 

wonnie: there there fucking there 

 

wonnie: x is a common used variable and it has those can't see eachither sumbokysm bimlshit just LET ME GO TO SLEEP

 

wonbun: woa there !!

 

minmin !!: well shit 

 

i am what i am: oh hey 

 

i am what i am: cool

 

i am what i am: thanks hyung

 

wonnie: wtv good night 

 

minmin !!: it's 4:47am??

 

wonnie: I SAJF GOODNGITH




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MONSTA X

 

wonbun: good morning guys!! 

 

shownu: mornin wonho 

 

wonbun: hey shownu! im surprised you're up 

 

shownu: hahaha i have a pretty one track body clock, always wake up by 6 am

 

shownu: that way i can do some things i didnt take care of the previous night ,squeeze in some morning exercises and breakfast before I take a nap hahaha 

 

wonbun: oh! i see :D 

 

wonbun: i just came back from jogging, its sooo nice to jog in the morning!! the cold morning air is so good !!

 

shownu: i totally agree 

 

wonbun: i'll be back, gotta head to the gym 

 

shownu: alright, don't strain yourself wonho 

 

wonbun: i wont! take care,bye shownu(●´∀`)ノ

 

young flexer heh:  im surprised both of you are awake.. 

 

shownu: to you too, ki 

 

young flexer heh: both natural early risers as well, nice to see my kind of people

 

young flexer heh: big bet you both had about 2 hours of sleep tho? that's not healthy 

 

shownu: youre one to talk 

 

young flexer heh: like you mentioned, body clock 

 

young flexer heh: but! i have to clean out the apartment 

 

shownu: why? had a party and your place ended up totally trashed? 

 

young flexer heh: nope just want to do some cleaning 

 

young flexer heh: my mind feels too??? messy 

 

shownu: so you clean when you feel messy

 

shownu: a stress reliever type of tidying I see 

 

young flexer heh: very much so 

 

wonbun: hi ki! 

 

young flexer heh: i thought you went to the gym? 

 

wonbun: its just a walking distance from my place, very convenient 

 

wonbun: and don't worry ki! i take naps so its not entirely unhealthy I think 

 

minmin !!: how are you all awake it's fuckin 7 am

 

shownu: cursed body clocks that's why 

 

shownu: but also, efficient morning routines 

 

young flexer heh: why are you awake minnie? 

 

minmin !!: gotta head back to my place and tidy up before heading to work 

 

young flexer heh: oh, ya crashed in someone's place? 

 

minmin !!: sort of? had a one night stand 

 

wonbun: and you used their wifi to chat with us? despicable!

 

minmin !!: hey!! in my defense! there was no password 

 

shownu: guessing by the fact you messaged us around 3 am

 

young flexer heh: good fuck? 

 

minmin !!: not rlly 

 

minmin !!: he turned to me saying "that was amazing" and i just went like ooohh yeahh totally

 

minmin !!: for lack of better word? not so amazing 

 

young flexer heh: ooooo yikes 

 

shownu: you mentioned going to work? 

 

minmin !!: yep!!! im a daycare teacher 

 

young flexer heh: aw that's cute 

 

young flexer heh: im a freelance photographer but im a part time barista too

 

shownu: im a dance instructor 

 

minmin !!: holy shit that's so cool

 

shownu: you think so? 

 

minmin !!: totally!??!?!!! also kiii that's p cool too

 

young flexer heh: haha thanks 

 

wonbun: oh? we're talking about jobs? 

 

young flexer heh: yepp what's yours? 

 

wonbun: im a pet groomer :D

 

minmin !!: omg!!!!!!! babies!!!! fur babies!!!!!! 

 

young flexer heh: dont you actually work with babies tho 

 

minmin !!: ugh yes but i can't stand them

 

shownu: false , pretty sure you love your babies 

 

minmin !!: i do :(

 

joohoney?!: wow the hyungs having a grownup discussion about jobs.. 

 

joohoney?!: i suddenly feel out of place 

 

minmin !!: nooooooo don't be 

 

minmin !!: we'll include you in the conversation bb

 

joohoney?!: i read that in a cooing patronizing tone and now im mad

 

young flexer heh: oh no the baby is mad 

 

shownu: dont be mad joo 

 

joohoney?!: why did i read that in a dad tone dkgjxkv 

 

minmin !!: !!! omg ur the dad of the group 

 

shownu: i am? alright then 

 

joohoney?!: im a fast food worker btw, i man the drive thru area

 

young flexer heh: whats the name 

 

joohoney?!: this fried chicken place 

 

young flexer heh: what's.. what's the name 

 

joohoney?!: choi's chicken???why 

 

young flexer heh: THATS MY FAVORITE CHICKEN PLACE

 

joohoney?!: drop by? 

 

young flexer heh: sure but what branch 

 

joohoney?!: that's for me to know and for you to find out 

 

young flexer heh: you little shit 

 

joohoney?!: right back at ya! 

 

minmin !!: i wonder where's won and changkyun 

 

young flexer heh: kyun probably has classes 

 

joohoney?!: or is just,,,still hiding in shame because of that night 

 

joohoney?!: that morning? whichever, its been three days lmao

 

minmin !!: if he exposed himself doesn't that mean we get to see what he looks like? 

 

shownu: ki said when we trust eachother enough so i guess not yet 

 

young flexer heh: yepp 

 

minmin !!: can't we have like,,, a month or two to get to know each other and them expose our faces when the times up?? 

 

joohoney?!: ooooo yea nice idea hyung 

 

minmin !!: thank you honey! 

 

young flexer heh: i..i guess? it depends honestly, if we trust each other by then then it'll be fine 

 

joohoney?!: NICE 

 

i am what i am: i vote me opening up the chat with random questions 

 

young flexer heh: well good morning to you 

 

i am what i am: yes gud mornin 

 

i am what i am: you guys agree or what? 

 

minmin !!: you did say you'd annoy us either way so I don't see why not

 

i am what i am: n i c e 

 

minmin !!: looks like everyone's here except wonho and won

 

shownu: wonho did mention he's at the gym 

 

joohoney?!: I wonder how people have the will to go to the gym 

 

i am what i am: i wonder if wonho hyung is a gym rat or smth 

 

young flexer heh: he said its some sort of routine so I guess? 

 

i am what i am: i love how we all just unanimously agreed that won is sleeping 

 

minmin !!: when is he not sleeping tho 

 

young flexer heh: when he's awake and sleep deprived 

 

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wonnie: i don't appreciate you guys speaking about my sleeping habits 

 

young flexer heh: but are we wrong? 

 

wonnie: no 

 

wonnie: you know me too well in such a short time and i am uncomfortable about it 

 

wonbun: did you wake up just now? 

 

wonnie: yes..

 

wonbun: oh w o w 

 

young flexer heh: dude it's fukin 1pm 

 

wonnie: what's your point???? 

 

i am what i am: that you're a mess

 

wonnie: once again I do NOT appreciate being called out??? y'all know me too well its only been a week and a few days??? 

 

i am what i am: we're magical that's why 

 

young flexer heh: its intuition 

 

wonnie: its most likely a case of "it takes one to know one"

 

wonbun: did you collectively call us a mess? 

 

wonnie: i believe I did 

 

wonnie: im going to eat now 

 

wonbun: eat what? 

 

wonnie: whatever's not spoiled 

 

wonbun: thats not healthy!!!! 

 

young flexer heh: truly a mess

 

minmin !!: GUYS HOLY FUCK

 

shownu: hm?

 

I am what i am: what's poppin? 

 

joohoney?!: ??????????

 

wonbun: wha!!! what happened! 

 

young flexer heh: what? 

 

wonnie: tf 

 

minmin !!: now that i have gotten your attention 

 

minmin !!: I am frEAKING OUT

 

minmin !!: I WAS PLAYING WITH THE KIDS RIGHT CAUSE IT WAS LUNCH TIME AND I WAS BANTERING WITH THIS KID

 

minmin !!: HE JUST!! HE GRABBED ME BY RHE SWEATER AND IT GOT PULLED DOWN

 

minmin !!: THEN HE FUCKIDGND HE POINTED AT MY FUCKING HICKEY ASKING OH NO TEACHER MINNIE!!! WHAT HAPPENEDNTO YOU!! WHO HURRT YOU!!!!! 

 

wonnie: what did you tell the kid

 

minmin !!: I TOLD THE KID I GOT INTO A FIGHR SIFNS

 

minmin !!: THEN THE KID STARTED TEARING UP IT WAS A DISASTER HE WAS CRYING

 

wonbun: why would you say that!! you made the baby worry!!! 

 

young flexer heh: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

 

young flexer heh: WHY NOT SOMETHING LESS CONCERNING LIKE YOU SLIPPED ON THE FLOOR? 

 

wonnie: he just didn't want to tell the kid he got fucked into oblivion and came back with some souvenirs

 

young flexer heh: I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT BUT FUCK KFNSJF

 

i am what i am: LMAOOOOOOOOOO

 

joohoney?!: OFMSIFJSIFNSJD FUC

 

wonbun: WONNIE N O DFHDJSJF

 

minmin !!: WOW FUCK YOU HONESTLY 

 

shownu: im very sorry I laughed 

 

minmin !!: I am in DESPAIR 

 

minmin !!: WHAT IF THE KID TALKS TO HIS MOM 

 

minmin !!: HEY EOMMA TODAY MY REACHER HAD THIS BOOBOO ON HIS NECK!! DID HE GET BIT!!!????

 

minmin !!: EOMMA WHEN YOU FIGHT WITH SOMEONE??? DO YOU BITE THEIR NECK??? 

 

minmin !!: EOMMA WHY DOES TEACHER MIN HAVE A PURPLE BOOBOO ON HIS NECK?? 

 

minmin !!: THEN THE THE DAMN MOM WILL THINK THE WORST AND I CANT PUT IT PAST HER BECAUSE IT IS THR WORST 

 

minmin !!: BANG WASNT SATISFYING BUT I STILL GOT MY NECK GOT CHEWED ON 

 

minmin !!: AND FIR WHAT!!!!! TO LOSE MY JOB?!!!!!!!! SCAR A KID!!!???!!!! 

 

shownu: min i think you should calm down 

 

wonbun: min ‘︿’

 

shownu: stop jumping into conclusions okay? 

 

young flexer heh: exactly!! that won't help anything 

 

wonnie: the kid probably forgot about it anyway

 

minmin !!: you guys think so? 

 

i am what i am: yeah hyung, kids have better things to think about 

 

joohoney?!: yea like toys and ice cream 

 

minmin !!: idnsifnsfiJcjajd okokokok 

 

young flexer heh: you good? 

 

minmin !!: yeah it's fine im fine 

 

minmin !!: fuck no its not 

 

minmin !!: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   FUCK 

 

wonbun: ?!

 

minmin !!: just needed to get that out of my chest 

 

minmin !!: i have a very bad feeling… I feel it in my gut….

 

wonnie: in your gut or in your ass? 

 

minmin !!: SERIOUSKY FUCK YOU




















Chapter Text

MONSTA X

 

minmin !!: hey so i know its been like,,, four days but

 

minmin !!: it happened again 

 

minmin !!: ,,,,

 

minmin !!: guys

 

minmin !!: GUYS :(

 

wonbun: hey uh sorry but im working :( only came here to tell you that 

 

minmin !!: oh my god wonho hyung im so sorry 

 

minmin !!: wonho hyung

 

minmin !!: he's gone 

 

young flexer heh: what is it you bastard im working 

 

minmin !!: what the hell is everyone working 

 

shownu: yeah a group of kids are coming by later and I have to clean the studio, can it wait min?

 

shownu: changkyun and joo are most likely having classes or working (in joo's case) 

 

minmin !!: oh alright 

 

minmin !!: wait a fucking second 

 

minmin !!: WON 

 

minmin !!: WONNNNNN 

 

minmin !!: @wonwonnn

 

minmin !!: @wonwonnn

 

minmin !!: @wonwonnn BITBC I KNKW YOU HAVE NO JOB FCKIN ANSWER ME 

 

wonnie: okay what do you want 

 

minmin !!: don't ignore me!!!!! ive been spamming!!!!!!! i have a crisis!!!!!!!! 

 

wonnie: but i really want to nap 

 

minmin !!: dude it's 5pm 

 

minmin !!: "nap" can literally be how long 

 

wonnie: you have a point but I really am tired 

 

minmin !!: from what??????? 

 

wonnie: thinking 

 

minmin !!: well fuck 

 

minmin !!: I was expecting a bullshit answer but honestly? same

 

wonnie: yoh know what ? fine, tell me what happened 

 

wonnie: im giving you 5 minutes before I flop down on my bed, mister min

 

minmin !!: !!!!!!????!!!!!!!!??!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!??!!!

 

minmin !!: WONNIE :(((((♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

 

wonnie: no

 

wonnie: dont push jt

 

minmin !!: im just :(( so :(( touched :((

 

wonnie: four minures

 

minmin !!: OKAY SO 

 

minmin !!: remember that time a kid tugged down on my sleeve and he spotted the hickey 

 

wonnie: yea i think

 

minmin !!: well it happened again :(

 

wonnie: wow same area ?

 

minmin !!: my collarbones…..and the back of my ear 

 

wonnie: your bed has seen quite a lot huh

 

minmin !!: it has 

 

minmin !!: but at least the bang was good this time!! we even went for 2 rounds! 

 

wonnie: what does that have anything to do with your issue?? 

 

wonnie: three minutes 

 

minmin !!: well when the kid spotted my hickies,,, it was sending off time so I was putting in the kid's coat.. in front of his mom…. 

 

wonnie: oh mt god min

 

minmin !!: I KNOW RMFKJDFM

 

minmin!!: I LOOKED UO AND SHE GAVE ME THUD JUDGY OUTRAGED LOOK

 

minmin !!: SHES GOING TK TLAK TO HTE PRINCIPAL AND SHRF GOING TO GET ME FIRED

 

wonnie: you didn't actually offend her and her child on purpose tho? you did try to cover it up right? 

 

minmin !!: i did!! the kids must have wiped it off on accident.. 

 

wonnie: then you didn't do anything wrong, you did what you had to do

 

wonnie: you didn't notice it got wiped off so it was beyond your control 

 

minmin !!: but.. 

 

wonnie: what's she going to do? follow you around so you won't have sex? come on min chill 

 

minmin !!: i just feel like she'll talk to me or the principal.. 

 

wonnie: theb explain cause you didn't do shit 

 

minmin !!: okokok!! thanks won _(:з」∠)_

 

wonnie: god that was so energy draining 

 

wonnie: I'll go get that nap now bye 

 

minmin !!: the fucker really stayed for five minutes and went 

 

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wonbun: min! u ok now :0?

 

minmin !!: yeppp im fine for now 

 

minmin !!: won tries to hide the fact that he's a softie

 

wonbun: he rlly does huh

 

young flexer heh: hey min sorry I couldn't help 

 

young flexer heh: was really busy!! 

 

shownu: same here min, i was supposed to finish up sooner but one of the kids puked on the mirrors so I cleaned it up since the janitor has too much on his hands 

 

minmin !!: itmrksjtjr it's fine irdjtj ur such a nice guy hyung wow 

 

i am what i am: he really does give cuddly dad vibes 

 

joohoney?!: he does :(

 

shownu: :-)

 

young flexer heh: the only time ill accept hyphen smileys? perhaos

 

i am what i am: let's get to know eachother!!!!!!!

 

minmin !!: oh sure 

 

young flexer heh: one of us is missing 

 

young flexer heh: @wonwonnn won 

 

minmin !!: @wonwonnn bitch wake up 

 

young flexer heh: @wonwonnnn 

 

young flexer heh: it's useless 

 

wonbun: @wonwonnn wonnieeee

 

wonbun: @wonwonnn WONNIE :( 

 

wonnie: goddamit what 

 

wonnie: can't a guy scroll through poems without getting spammed 

 

minmin !!: you were ignoring us </3

 

wonnie: no but yes

 

i am what i am: poems? 

 

wonnie: yeah 

 

i am what i am: you write any? 

 

wonnie: idk do i? 

 

minmin !!: we'll find out soon >:( 

 

i am what i am: OOOO OUR TOPIC SHOULD BE ABOUT INTERESTS 

 

young flexer heh: what is this some sort of club activity?? 

 

i am what i am: yep

 

i am what i am: im the club leader 

 

i am what i am: as club leader I go first any objections? 

 

joohoney?!: uh yeah why are you the leader 

 

i am what i am: none? okay I'll start 

 

joohoney?!: :| 

 

i am what i am: i dance in my room with the windows wide open 

 

shownu: how is that an interest 

 

i am what i am: because I look interesting when j do it 

 

young flexer heh: oh so we're going straight into the weird stuff then okay 

 

young flexer heh: i name my kitchen knives 

 

minmin !!: oh? is that a threat ki?

 

young flexer heh: why yes it is

 

minmin !!: it won't work darling :)

 

young flexer heh: well fuck 

 

shownu: once again, not an interest??? 

 

shownu: you're just naming weird shit you guys do

 

joohoney?!: wait before we stray off this topic 

 

joohoney?!: what're the names of your knives hyung

 

young flexer heh: uh i have a lot but I'll tell you my favorite ones 

 

i am what i am: that wasn't a threat but why am k scared 

 

wonbun: me too (╥_╥)

 

minmin !!: hyung is like a big baby

 

wonnie: its fine tho, very precious 

 

wonbun: im not just a baby!!!

 

i am what i am: very baby of you to type hyung 

 

wonbun: noooo i can be tough too 

 

wonnie: oh? tough how

 

wonbun: tough on you ;)

 

i am what i am: o h

 

i am what i am: OH WOW HYUNG S P I C Y 

 

joohoney?!: yoooooooooooooooo

 

minmin !!:w tjsjrjdj

 

wonnie: wait but why am i feelin sowmthibf elsrksjrkdntnrjf

 

young flexer heh: okay so after picking three top knives 

 

shownu: oh thank god 

 

young flexer heh: huh 

 

joohoney?!: you missed it hyung,,, won was experiencing a gay panic 

 

young flexer heh: WHAT 

 

young flexer heh: dammit 

 

wonbun: wonnie you good? 

 

wonbun: wonnie? beb? 

 

wonnie: kdjdgkkikfkfkIIFIDIFskSKJDFII NO im not 

 

minmin !!: would you two mind if I bet on you 

 

wonbun: bet on what ?

 

minmin !!: you'll see

 

shownu: is this your interest min? betting? 

 

minmin !!: sharp eyes ya got baby 

 

shownu: ah okay 

 

i am what i am: hyung i want in in your bet 

 

joohoney?!: yes!! me too!! 

 

minmin !!: don't worry boys it's all covered, I'll update you soon 

 

young flexer heh: does no one want to know the names of the knives anymore 

 

joohoney?!: don't worry hung I do

 

young flexer heh: i

 

young flexer heh: uh

 

minmin !!: well???????? come on ki let's go

 

young flexer heh: dicjidfjdj I named them after the mean girls 

 

wonnie: mean girls 1 or 2

 

young flexer heh: 1 of course wtf

 

wonnie: good, we don't talk about the abomination that was mean girls 2

 

shownu: I wasnt aware there was a second movie 

 

young flexer heh: don't even bother, it literally sucks 

 

i am what i am: wait so.. you named your knives.. 

 

i am what i am: gretchen, regina and karen

 

young flexer heh: yes that is correct 

 

joohoney?!: why tho

 

young flexer heh: honesty i think it was either it was my first time watching it and felt so impacted by it 

 

minmin !!: very very valid

 

young flexer heh: or that I was tipsy when my ordered knife set arrived and just thought,,, hey you wanna know how to honor mean girls? 

 

minmin !!: once again, very very valid

 

shownu: any other interests out there 

 

wonbun: uhmmmmmmmm I like people who make ramen 

 

wonnie: from scratch? 

 

wonbun: no

 

i am what i am: so anyone who makes you cup noodles, you like them? 

 

wonbun: its the meaning of the act!! 

 

wonbun: anyone who's willing to make some ramen for me is already good in my book!!!

 

minmin !!: how are you so precious 

 

minmin !!: like??? you'd be lying to yourself if you say you haven't thought about hugging him or protecting him at least THRICE 

 

i am what i am: then i won't lie to myself 

 

joohoney?!: I feel unbefitting of the nickname honey cayse hyung is the actuak sweetest around here 

 

young flexer heh: no denying there 

 

shownu: he does have this pure vibe to him 

 

minmin !!: like he's smol and tiny and we gotta protecc

 

wonbun: me?????smol????? yea ok i guess

 

wonnie: personally disagree? i don't think hyunf would be honey I think he'd be like

 

wonnie: a strawberry flavored marshmallow 

 

wonbun: ooo i love those

 

wonnie: SEE?? he's adorable 

 

wonbun: you guys are too nice ≥﹏≤

 

i am what i am: hyung we don't deserve u 

 

i am what i am: why r u here wit a bunch of rats + shownu hyunf

 

shownu: thanks kyun 

 

i am what i am: ;) 

 

wonbun: nooooo don't say that!!!! (/ω\)

 

wonbun: let's just move on >_<

 

joohoney?!: okkkk uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

 

wonnie: that's an awful lot of uhm there 

 

joohoney?!: cone on won hyung u should say some interests 

 

wonnie: I was ssupposed to get away with NOT answering that question dammit 

 

i am what i am: come on hyung don't be shy 

 

wonnie: but my mysterious aloof aura.. 

 

young flexer heh: lmao what aura

 

young flexer heh: anyone can tell you're a dork 

 

young flexer heh: maybe a recluse

 

wonnie: giddammit the attack wasn't necessary

 

minmin !!: how bout thus question 

 

minmin !!: what type of stuff do you watch 

 

i am what i am: oooooo spicy part 2

 

young flexer heh: I wonder too

 

wonnie: hmm i mostly just watch dance videos and I guess those asmr mukbangs that make you sleep

 

i am what i am: ugh sadly a normal answer 

 

wonnie: hold on

 

wonnie: I listen to some small artists, different genres and stuff like that 

 

wonnie: there's this one channel, they're a small channel probably around just 356k subs 

 

wonnie: he has the softest voice ever, its just so smooth and so calming

 

wonnie: he sings soft songs and ughhhhhhhhhh 

 

wonnie: he doesn't show his face, its just his hands playing whatever instrument he has, mostly a piano with lyrics on rhe screen and its just cute cute cute cute 

 

wonnie: even the way he edits his videos is cute?? he always hides tiny doodles of bunnies on the screen 

 

wonnie: when we're lucky enough he shares a blooper and his laugh is the cutest 

 

wonnie: if I could have a crush on a voice I would

 

wonnie: not much knows him yet, he's like my little secret 

 

minmin !!: omf wonnie gushing about a youtuber that's unexpectedly the softest shit I've seen all week 

 

wonnie: don't call me wonnie 

 

minmin !!: it felt appropriate for the situation 

 

young flexer heh: wait what's the name I wanna listen too

 

wonnie: ughhhhhgghhhgghhh 

 

young flexer heh: wtf

 

shownu: you're intruding in his "my own little secret" moment 

 

young flexer heh: s i g h 

 

wonnie: the name is wonseokkie, sometimes he refers himself as bunny boy and that's just rlly cute 

 

wonbun: OH WHAT 

 

wonnie: what

 

wonbun: nothin!

 

wonbun:I just know him too 

 

i am what i am: aw a fanboy won moment thats cool 

 

wonbun: yeahhh it's super cuteee (*'▽'*)♪

 

wonnie: ugh shut it 

 

wonnie: im never speaking again 

 

i am what i am: lmao sure 

 

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minmin !!: well FUCK

 

wonbun: you okay min? 

 

minmin !!: just got a call from the principal asking about my "unprofessional behavior" 

 

i am what i am: you mean the thing with the hickey right 

 

minmin !!: yeah 

 

young flexer heh: well what'd they say ??

 

minmin !!: it wasn't too bad, i told her i covered up the hickeys and paid extra attention to do so

 

minmin !!: its not like i could control the kids fully right 

 

minmin !!: and it was just bad timing, it wasn't my intention to appear unprofessional 

 

minmin !!: and like wonnie said its not their business what i do after work hours 

 

wonnie: ey my advice helped for once 

 

minmin !!: then she was like yeah I totally get it , what you do in your time is completely your business but I regret to inform you that the mother asked to talk with you through the phone 

 

joohoney?!: oh shit hyung

 

wonbun: did you talk with her?

 

minmin !!: hhh yeah

 

shownu: and how was it? did it go well? 

 

shownu: are you okay? 

 

shownu: I've dealt with outraged parents before, about their kids that broke into fights or about how they "worked hard but didn't get award" 

 

shownu: or whenever they get injured, i get it 

 

shownu: so I know how it feels 

 

minmin !!: it was fine actually 

 

minmin !!: she asked to call to apologize for over reacting, she was really nice about it 

 

minmin !!: even gave make up tips to cover it up better and stay on longer

 

i am what i am: aw shit that's actually sweet 

 

joohoney?!: for a minute there i thought she'd be a karen 

 

i am what i am: right? 

 

minmin !!: so,,,,,, fellas !!!!!!

 

minmin !!: mr Lee Minhyuk is free of worry!!! 

 

young flexer heh: are you aware that–

 

minmin !!: yepppp

 

minmin !!: I got tired of keeping my identity or whatever you came up with ki im sorry

 

wonnie: we can tell

 

minmin !!: I can't hide myself anymore!!!! 

 

i am what i am: so we can dig up your tweets?? 

 

minmin !!: literally go do it i have nothing to hide 

 

young flexer heh: alright hold on 

 

young flexer heh: 

______________________________

minmin !! @minniethehyuk

lets have some fun this beat js sick

i wannd take a ridr on ur dizco stivk

______________________________

this u? 

 

joohoney?!: LMQOOOOOO HYUNGG

 

minmin !!: the dj was rlly turning uo the lady gaga

 

i am what i am: why not bad romance or smrh else

 

minmin !!: I relate too much to that song so no 

 

minmin !!: went thru a breakup that time 

 

minmin !!: buuuuuuutttt bad romance is iconic but overplayed 

 

joohoney?!: oh hyung :(

 

minmin !!: chillax honeybee im fine 

 

i am what i am: ya sure hyung? we're here for you when you need us!! i know we've known each other for roughly a month but we're here 

 

shownu: kyun is right min, don't hesitate to ask us for help 

 

wonbun: or even just to listen to your problems!!! we'll be here 

 

wonnie: we're an @ away yknow

 

young flexer heh: yeah min!!! we'll stand by you 

 

shownu: and especially when you're feeling down 

 

shownu: we'll stand up with you 

 

minmin !!: guys literally shut the fuck up im sobbibg

 

minmin !!: I hate u guys i bought a box of my favorite donuts and ur making then salty by making me cry 

 

minmin !!: this literally came out of nowhere wtf

 

minmin !!: I hate u all

 

joohoney?!: no you don't hyung!!!!! 

 

minmin !!: yeah i dont 

 

i am what i am: awwwwwwwwwwwwww hyungggg

 

minmin !!: okokokok stoppppp i preferred it better when you were going through my tweets 

 

wonnie: we can keep going? cause I bookmarked a few 

 

young flexer heh: same here ,, ur crazy

 

minmin !!: won,,,,ki,,, i hope both of u fall together holding hands into a burning pit 

 

minmin !!: I'll be the one to push you 

 

young flexer heh: whatever u don't hate us

 

minmin !!: uhhghdhdhdhdhh stopppppp 

 

wonbun: guysss stop bullying min

 

wonnie: f i n e

 

wonnie: can we get back to the original program my tooth aches from all the sweetness

 

minmin !!: yes PLEASE

 

shownu: dry your tears first min

 

minmin !!: I hate u 

 

wonnie: with that being said 

 

wonnie:

______________________________

minmin !! @minniethehyuk 

paint me like one of your french girls.. 

better yet? paint on me;) 

______________________________

okay user minniethehyuk 

 

joohoney?!: ooooooo hyung 

 

joohoney?!: ur tweets are spicy

 

i am what i am: damn right 

 

young flexer heh: not for long 

 

young flexer heh: 

______________________________

minmin !! @minniethehyuk

WHHHHAAAAAAAALLEEEEEEEES 

🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳

______________________________

honestly 

 

young flexer heh: 

______________________________

minmin !! @minniethehyuk

💧🐳🐳💧🐳🐳💧       W

🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳       H

🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳       A

💧🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳💧        L

💧💧🐳🐳🐳💧💧       E

💧💧💧🐳💧💧💧       S

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min were you going through it? 

 

minmin !!: damn right i was 

 

i am what i am: the amount of time u must have put into this 

 

joohoney?!: the emoji coordination.. 

 

wonnie: be real he probably copypasted thus off of somewhere 

 

minmin !!: I regret to admit that you are correct

 

shownu:

______________________________

minmin !! @minniethehyuk

the kids im teaching are sososososoo 

frustrating. 

frustratingly cute!!????!?!!!!!!!! 

______________________________

i found this cute 

 

wonbun: awww me too!! 

 

minmin !!: yknow you guys are frustrating too!

 

i am what i am: frustratingly cute too?? 

 

minmin !!: hahahahahhhahhahaha no

 

wonnie: hahahahahahaha yes

 

minmin !!: ew not u 

 

wonnie: how about ki

 

minmin !!: ew 2x

 

young flexer heh: oh wow okay </3

 

joohoney?!: what about me hyuuuuunggg 

 

i am what i am: no hyung no 

 

i am what i am: what about ME

 

shownu: hahahaha what about the maknaes?

 

minmin !!: of course you guys are cute ♥ 

 

minmin !!: you too papa bear 

 

shownu: hahahaha papa bear? seriously? 

 

wonbun: what about me min!!?? ♪ ♬ ヾ(´︶`♡)ノ ♬ ♪

 

minmin !!: ofcourse hyung!!!! everyone's weak when it comes to you!!!

 

young flexer heh: I can't believe im not cute 

 

young flexer heh: im ALWAYS cute 

 

minmin !!: eeeeeeeehhhh

 

wonnie: why do I doubt this 

 

young flexer heh: both of you i SWEAR 

 

wonbun: come on guysssss min loves us!!!!!!!! 

 

minmin !!: ugh 

 

minmin !!: fine

 

minmin !!: yeah 










Chapter Text



Monsta X



i am what i am: helllooooooooooo

 

i am what i am: yo yo yo yo yo 

 

i am what i am: YOOOOOOOOO

 

joohoney?!: YOOOOOOOOOOO

 

i am what i am: YOOOOOO BOOM BOOM POW

 

joohoney?!: YOOOOOOOOOO JOOHONEY ONEHUNNIT

 

i am what i am: YOOOOOOOOOO I AM WHAT I AM MAN

 

i am what i am: eyo iTSSSSSS

 

joohoney?!: P P P P P PAAAARTY TIMEEEEEE

 

wonnie: s t o p 

 

i am what i am: wtf 

 

joohoney?!: oh BOO 👎

 

i am what i am: aight hold on 

 

i am what i am: eyo iTSSSSSSS AAAAA

 

joohoney?!: P P P P P P P PAAAARTY POOOPERRRRRR

 

wonnie: oh my fuckin god

 

wonnie: SHUT IT STOPP

 

wonnie: the hyungs are at work and they're gonna come back to us being 

 

wonnie: whatever the hell this is

 

i am what i am: WON LET LOOSE 

 

I am what i am: we are LIVING IT UP 

 

joohoney?!: CUZ ITS A FRIDAY NIGHTT

 

wonnie: I would be sleeping but uh oh 

 

wonnie: there's a stink party going on 

 

wonnie: how bored are you both to try and make some party atmosphere 

 

wonnie: like be honest 

 

i am what i am: sososososo BORED

 

joohoney?!: but hey! the night is still young,

 

joohoney?!: the maknae line has assembled,

 

joohoney?!: ITS TIME FOR WORLD DOMINATION 

 

i am what i am: OOOO we should definitely play a game 

 

i am what i am: the hyungs can join in later

 

joohoney?!: HELL YEAH 

 

joohoney?!: what game tho 

 

joohoney?!: hyungwon hyung you should recommend 

 

joohoney?!: this maknae line has to have COOPERATION 

 

wonnie: do i really have to 

 

i am what i am: literally stop worrying about ur aloof mysterious aura whatever the hell that is 

 

i am what i am: ur fooling no one 

 

i am what i am: give it up 

 

joohoney?!: yea hyung 

 

joohoney?!: besides we know ur bored too 

 

joohoney?!: just do it 

 

wonnie: I,,,, first of all ouch

 

wonnie: okay fine 

 

i am what i am: NICE

 

joohoney?!: NICE ONE HYUNG

 

wonnie: you guys are little shits yknow that right 

 

joohoney?!: hey :((

 

i am what i am: eh we're cute anyway 

 

wonnie: you guys aren't acting so cute rn

 

joohoney?!: just say a game areadyyyy

 

wonnie: TWO TRUTHS ONE LIE

 

wonnie: THERE 

 

wonnie: happy??? 

 

joohoney?!: YESSS

 

i am what i am: HELL YEAH

 

i am what i am: okay hyung u go first

 

wonnie: wtf why me again

 

joohoney?!: because C O O P ER A T I O N hyung >:(

 

wonnie: goddammit im

 

i am what i am: no i am IM

 

wonnie: im so tired 

 

joohoney?!: HYUNG JUST GET ON WITH ITTTTTTTTT

 

wonnie: ppl think i have a face out of a manga, out of a fashion magazine, i eat alot of vegetables

 

i am what i am: i can practically hear wonho hyung cheering u on with his health speech rn

 

wonnie: oh god so can i

 

joohoney?!: i think the lie is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the second one

 

i am what i am: yeah same

 

i am what i am: cause u might look like a titan or smth u kno??

 

joohoney?!: since u probably u look like a titan ur covering up by saying ur fom some fashion magazine

 

i am what i am: it all makes sensse 

 

wonnie: no tf it doesnt

 

wonnie: ur wrong btw the lie is the third one

 

i am what i am: i think thats impossible 

 

wonnie: what why

 

joohoney?!: bc who would want a titan in a fashion magazine

 

i am what i am: its like u read my mind

 

wonnie: im so close to ditching this mf game and sleep

 

joohoney?!: okokokok my turn

 

joohoney?!: i once almost fought a mascot, i visit ALL the places in an amusement park, i rapped during choir singing 

 

wonnie: the lie is the second

 

wonnie: no one ever finishes the entire park

 

i am what i am: but i do

 

wonnie: stop lying to me kid

 

i  am what i am: what makes u think i am

 

wonnie: i just feel like ur the type who goes on the same ride over and over again bc u feel powerful over smth

 

i am what i am: honestly yea im one of those ppl who dont react at all during those rides that go up in the air or smth

 

joohoney?!:  ok either ur some sort of psycho or ur not human 

 

i am what i am: i guess im not human,cus im out lf this world ;)))))

 

i am what i am: eyeyeyeyey

 

wonnie: uh???ok anyways

 

i am what i am: :(

 

joohoney?!:  i HATE horror houses with a passion im never going to head there 

 

young flexer heh: hey guys

 

i am what i am: hey hyung ur just in time

 

young flexer heh: in time for what?

 

wonnie: the maknaes dragged me into playing a game w them

 

joohoney?!: arent u technically also a maknae

 

wonnie: honestly i thought i was the middle kid 

 

joohoney?!: oh i 

 

i am what i am: im an aspiring animal whisperer,always looking for a fight , likes purple

 

joohoney?!: wtf is that??? Ur tinder bio??

 

i am what i am: go awya 

 

i am what i am: find the lie

 

wonbun: hi guys!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯

 

wonnie: hi hyung

 

minmin !!: hello peasants + wonho n shownu hyung

 

shownu: hello and thank you minhyuk

 

wonbun:  haha thanks min!! ≧ω≦

 

minmin !!: u guys playing two truths one lie?

 

minmin !!: i have one

 

minmin !!: im hot, im gorgeous, i love cucumbers

 

i am what i am: will u just ignore my turn

 

minmin !!: no sweetie its just ,,royalty first yknow

 

i am what i am: booooo 0.5/10

 

minmin !!: i did not ask for ur irrelevant rating 

 

i am what i am: :( </3

 

minmin !!: im srry bb i didnt mean it :(

 

 i am what i am: so my turn :D

 

minmin !!:  hahahahahhahahahahaah no 

 

young flexer heh: the lie is that you're hot and gorgeous 

 

minmin !!: do u not know the game????

 

minmin !!: it's TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE

 

young flexer heh: perhaps I think you're bluffing 

 

young flexer heh: you're too overly confident 

 

young flexer heh: you're trolling us 

 

minmin !!: it's called having a huge ego??? and for right reason!!

 

minmin !!: im hot and gorgeous 

 

minmin !!: it is the truth 

 

wonbun: yayyy you go min!! (ノ*>∀<)ノ♡

 

minmin !!: wonho hyung :( <3

 

young flexer heh: no i don't believe it

 

minmin !!: what? seriously? why

 

young flexer heh: your over ooverconfidenc and ego irritates me 

 

minmin !!: yknow? i also have a feeling that won will be gorgeous

 

wonnie: why the hell am i dragged into this 

 

wonnie: can't I just watch from afar??? 

 

joohoney?!: I've been munching on my popcorn and gummy worms since this started 

 

joohoney?!: just wanted to inform you three 

 

i am what i am: right? pass that popcorn ova here hyung 

 

shownu: im sorry but this is amusing 

 

shownu: like the point in the argument where they drag in someone else and expect to be on their side too

 

wonbun: I don't even want to break the fight up too!! 

 

wonbun: it's like those day time shows I watch in the break room 

 

wonbun: wonnie is the new but not entirely hidden character 

 

wonbun: like ki did sonething to wonnie in the past and wonnie has been seething in anger 

 

shownu: untik min bumps into him and they bond over their hatred to ki

 

shownu: this is the ultimate reveal of won's character 

 

wonbun: yeah!!! 

 

wonbun: it would have been fancy too cause they're in this fancy cafe or bistro and suddenly silence and wonnie walks in with his shoes going clack clack against the marble floors with angry and suspense music in the background 

 

wonbun: and wonnie would be smirking or chuckling darkly as the camera pans to his face 

 

wonnie: it's cool you guys are benefiting from my misfortune 

 

minmin !!: speaking of face 

 

joohoney?!: THE SHOW JS STARTING AGAIN!!!

 

minmin !!: I have a hunch that won is drop dead gorgeous 

 

minmin !!: and you are not 

 

young flexer heh: excuse you???? Im very good looking 

 

minmin !!: eh

 

wonnie: what is the point of me being here

 

minmin !!: hype yourself up!!! prove to him my hunch is right

 

wonnie: face reveal? 

 

young flexer heh: NO

 

minmin !!: why ki? nervous? 

 

young flexer heh: why would I even.. 

 

young flexer heh: now is not the time 

 

wonnie: oh thank god 

 

minmin !!: don't think you're done here won 

 

minmin !!: tell him what a gorgeous guy I think you might be!!! 

 

wonnie: im????? decent 

 

wonnie: yeah 

 

young flexer heh: your brought in back up is useless 

 

young flexer heh: therefore it is a bluff 

 

minmin !!: okay whatever, wonnie says he's decent but just know I AM HOT

 

minmin !!: we can bet on it 

 

minmin !!: on wonnie's gorgeousness too 

 

wonnie: what the hell 

 

wonnie: why would you do that??? esp u don't know what I look like?? 

 

minmin !!: i never back down from proving I am right 

 

young flexer heh: alright fine 

 

young flexer heh: you are on

 

young flexer heh: and you will be wrong 

 

minmin !!: good we can come to agree on something 

 

wonnie: thank god it's over 

 

joohoney?!: you were a shitty side character won 

 

i am what i am: yah hyung you should've added to the spice 

 

wonbun: the credits are rolling now with the preview of what will be happening in the next episode 

 

shownu: the ost sounds emotional 

 

young flexer heh:  I honestly think I hate it here 

 

i am what i am: you're just afraid of losing hyung

 

young flexer heh: you brat–

 

joohoney?!: hey!!!!!! all will be revealed next episode 

 

joohoney?!: so shut up and listen to the ost 

 

wonbun: its so heart wrenching to listen to (╥_╥)(╥_╥)

 

young flexer heh: ugh 

 

minmin !!: you guys are all in on the bet too right? 

 

shownu: of course 

 

minmin !!: I shall gather your votes later 

 

wonnie: oh my god 

 

wonbun: fighting wonnie!! 

 

i am what i am: *evil muffled cackling from popcorn*

 

joohoney?!: *evil muffled cackling from popcorn part 2*










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Hyungwon couldn't feel. He couldn't feel, he feels numb. 

 

His lungs unable to catch up with the quickening pace of his breathing, shuddering and aching– it all boils down to the muted thrumming of his senses. Vision swimming and head aching with dull rhythmic thuds. His head buzzing with those unpleasant thoughts, crawling unpleasantly until that's the only sensation he can actually feel. 

 

 They're like disgusting inky shadows looming over every crevice of his brain,long and sharp talons sinking into his head,they won't leave him alone, they never will. With a painstaking sob he rubs his palm against his eyes attempting to stop the flow of tears that keeps escaping anyway. 

 

Hands getting colder by the second, his fingertips becoming numb and his head becoming void. He's gasping for air, seeking for stability in between short breaths and god save him–

 

Hyungwon still can't feel

 

A scrambled mess, there's no other way to describe this. Yet he tries and tries until he snaps out of the sensations and grips the fabric of his shirt, avoiding the obvious and fast beating of his heart under his hand. 

 

With a faltering inhale he starts counting to three until he exhales it. Continuing the pattern over and over again– he's done this before, breaking down and collecting and building himself back once more. 

 

Hyungwon starts to feel the blood rushing back into his limbs, the painful thrumming ebbing away slowly but surely. Yet breathing still feels like glass shards sinking into his lungs every time he inhales, the vile prickling crawling up his throat when he exhales. He's dizzy .. He's tired. 

 

 His chest racks with wrenching sobs, hand blindly patting the surface of the floor until he grabs his phone.The numbers 4:32AM glaring at him.

 

With shaky fingers he unlocks his phone and opens Twitter, sobbing becoming silent whimpers and quivering lips that taste like salt from the tears. 

 

MONSTA X

 

wonnie

is anybpdy onlinr? 

 

wonbun

 i am! 

how are you :D 

its been awhile since you chatted here wonnie! 

 

wonbun 

its just been two days but we've missed you! 

you must have been sleeping really soundly hahahaha ^o^

 

wonnie

oh i sdee 

 

wonnie 

judt.. wajt 

 

wonnie 

hold on pldase




Hyungwon isn't sure if he should be doing this. Wonho has better things to do, he can't intrude in whatever he's going right? He squeezes his eyes shut and tries to even out his breathing a little bit more. That's when he realizes that he should be doing this. He can do this. 



private chat

wonbun,wonnie



wonbun

won? what's this for? 

are you alright? 

 

wonnie

no, nkt compleltely

 

wonbun

yourw typing funny.. 

are your hands shaking? 

 

wonnie

yes 

wonho im scardd im panicking 

i csnt control my bresthinf properly

 

wonnie

ive been trying to for thr past minuted 

but i csnt i neef hpep 

itd a bit more in control now but I

 

wonnie 

i cant stop crying my chest hurts so much



wonbun

holy shit are you having an anxiety or a panic  attack? 

 

wonbun

fuck

have you had these before? 

 

wonnie

ues 

im sory but I cant cslm down 

i coudknt 

i tried to control it

 

wonbun 

wonnie don't be sorry 

breathe properly 

 

wonbun

three steps baby okay? 

 

wonbun

inhale while counting 1-2 then 

exhale by the time you reach 3

 

wonbun

repeat it, slowly but surely 

 

wonbun

do you understand?

 

wonnie

okok i can do thid

 

wonbun

yes sweetie you can 

 

wonbun

lean your head against a wall and drink water when you're more stable 

 

wonnie

pls

distrcct my head plese.. 

 

wonbun

sure!!! 

yknow that im a pet groomer,right?

 

wonbun

so i met this feisty shih tzu that just 

wouldn't behave 

 

wonbun

 whenever I tried to like

 

wonbun

 reach for her she'd growl at me :(

 

wonnie

whr did u do to mske her listeen to you? 



wonbun 

i had to sing her name repeatedly to 

make her sit at attention 

 

wonbun

so i was just brushing and snipping her

fur while repeatedly singing 

 

wonbun

"kiwi! kiwi! kiwi! kiwi!"

 

wonnie

kiwi? tht's her name?

 

wonnie 

that's kinda cute 

 

wonbun 

yep! :D

 

wonbun

by the end of it, i tied a little bow

on the top of her head >_<

 

wonbun

she looked so cute!!!!!!

 

wonbun

i think she started to like me :,)

 

wonbun

only by the time I was done tho  ̄へ ̄

 

wonnie

of corde she'd like you!! 

 

wonnie 

who wouldn't?

 

wonnie 

even animals can't rdsist you hyung!!

 

wonbun 

awww ur too sweet wonnie!! (/ω\)

 

wonnie

still wondering how,, 

i let you call me wonnie so quickly 

 

wonbun 

because i make people weak for me!! 

 

wonbun

to quote you 

 

wonbun

who wouldn't be? 

 

wonnie

i feel like taking my words back

 

wonbun 

nooooooooo 

 

wonbun

you can't !!

 

wonbun 

ヽ(`⌒´)ノ

 

wonnie

I'll think about it 

 

wonbun

but wonnie

 

wonbun

how are you? 

 

wonbun 

are you more stable now? 

 

wonnie 

i

 

wonnie

i guess i am

wonbun 

that's relieving to hear wonnie 

please drink some water now!!

wonnie 

i will but i

im sorry for distrbing you so late at night 



wonbun

don't be!! 

 

wonbun

i wasn't busy!!! 

 

wonbun

and even if i was, i would've dropped 

whatever I was doing to help you 

 

wonnie

what srsly

 

wonnie

you'd do that? 

 

wonbun 

of course!!!!

 

wonbun

mind telling me whats been troubling you? 

 

wonnie

you woukdnt mind if I told you? 

 

wonbun 

why would i? 

 

wonnie

cause,, yknow

 

wonbun

no wonnie i wouldn't mind 

 

wonbun 

tell me what's bothering you 

im here to help ╰(*´︶`*)╯

 

wonnie 

alright its just 

 

wonnie 

i feel so lost yknow? 

 

wonnie

i feel so constantly pressured by whatever high expectations my parents set for me 

 

wonnie

telling me that they expect great progress from me or something because 

 

wonnie 

"we bought your apartment, you have to prove it to use that you actially deserve it. all you've been doing is leeching off of us and being useless."

 

wonnie

and its so damn frustrating 

because i

 

wonnie 

I've been working my ass off sending out job applications left and right but 

  they keep getting rejected 

 

wonnie

they know im useless too

 

wonbun 

oh wonnie :( 

 

wonnie

i just feel so worthless hyung

 

wonnie

oh god teasrs are coming down my face 



wonbun 

wonnie don't cry :(

 but it's also totally fine that you are

 

wonbun

it sucks so much that I can't wipe your tears away :((

 

wonbun 

I'd hug you if i was there!!

 

wonbun 

do you like hugs? 

 

wonnie

it depends,, if its warm??

does that make sense

 

wonbun 

it does don't worry ^_^



wonbun

wonnie i

 

wonbun 

i really don't like the thought of you crying alone 

 

wonnie

Im fine 

 

wonnie

holf on

 

wonnie

its fine i wiped them away 

there's no more.. ish

 

wonnie 

okay, all gone 

 

wonnie

 thanks to you :))

 

wonbun

omg wonnie you used a smiley!!! 

you never use smileys!!!!

 

wonnie

its because of you hyung hahaha

you made me smiley

 

wonbun

WONNIE :((

≥﹏≤

 

wonnie

hey uh 

 

wonnie

hyung I was wondering

 

wonbun 

yes??

 

wonnie 

while j was oanicking

 

wonnie

you kept callinf me baby or 

 

wonnie 

sweetie

 

wonnie

why? 

 

wonbun

oh!!

 

wonbun 

ppl just tend to feel more comfortable or at ease when someone calls you an endearment yknow? 

 

wonbun 

like telling someone you can open up to them 

or that they're safe with you

 

wonbun 

thats what it does to me anyway

 

wonbun 

but if you feel uncomfy, I'll stop 

 

wonnie

nononono!!! i wasn't!! 

 

wonnie 

you were right, it made me feel 

more calm I guess? 

 

wonnie

more like warm..yeah

 

wonnie 

and listen wonho hyung 

 

wonnie

thanks so much for helping me when 

you could've just ignored me or 

you were too busy

 

wonnie 

you really helped me 

 

wonnie 

i was so hesitant in asking for help especially at this time because I know people have better things to do and I just,, i just couldn't stoo

 

wonnie

even when i disturbed you and made you coach me through an attack, you even insisted that I can tell you my problems after that

 

wonnie

i find it hard to tell people what going on in my head yknow? im used to people looking away and turning back away from me because they think im cold 

 

wonnie

i don't talk much about my problems actually.. i don't really want to burden people with whatever issues

 I have with myself

 

wonnie

but with you it was easy 

 

wonnie

you made me feel welcome 

 

wonnie

and warm 

 

wonnie

you just listened to me and that made me feel 

so much more happier than it should have

 

wonnie

and for thst i just

 

wonnie 

thank you so much.. 

 

wonnie

i owe you 

 



wonbun 

wonnie you don't owe me anything 

 

wonbun 

I'll always help you if you need it 

 

wonbun 

I'll never turn away if you need help 

 

wonbun 

unless you want me to, then I will

 

wonbun

I'll always be here to listen to you (♡˙︶˙♡)

 

wonbun

you can depend on me okay? always!! 

 

wonbun 

I'll help you through anything, big or small 

 

wonbun

like helping you with that job hunting 

 

wonbun

anything you're particularly good at?

 

wonnie

thanks hyung.. 

 

wonnie 

i,, i don't know 

 

wonnie 

only thing I've been told to be good at is just 

 

wonnie 

sitting still and looking pretty 

 

wonnie 

like some useless doll ugh



wonbun 

wonnie :( you're not ok?

 

wonbun

I'll tell you again and again if I have to

 

wonbun 

but!! at least now, you can prove them wrong!!

 

wonnie

no need for that hyung..

 

wonnie 

oh wait i have an idea 

 

wonnie

maybe ik what to apply for next 

 

wonbun 

omg wonnie that's great!!!!!!! 

 

wonbun 

♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/

 

wonbun 

can you tell me what it is ?? 

 

wonnie 

nopeee sorry hyung

 

wonnie 

I'll just tell you if it's a success 

 

wonbun 

ohh okay then :((

 

wonbun 

(。•́︿•̀。)



wonnie

nope that won't work, im not telling hahahha 

 

wonnie 

but seriously hyung 

 

wonnie 

thanks for staying by my side 

 

wonnie 

even if its 5:14am in the morning 



wonbun 

aaaaa stop thanking me!!

 I'll always be here to help you wonnie! 

 

wonbun 

so will the other guys too yknow?

 

wonbun 

if you don't want to come to me,

you can also count on them 

 

wonnie

i won't forget that hyung 

 

wonnie 

thank you, i mean it 

 

wonbun 

okay fine!! 

 

wonbun 

you're welcome :D 

 

 wonnie 

oh and hyung? 

 

wonbun

yes wonnie? 

 

wonnie 

I'd hug you if i was there too

 

wonbun 

oh

 

wonbun 

I'd definitely hug you back :)

 

wonbun 

♡♡♡



Hyungwon smiles down at his phone and wipes away the dried tears on his cheeks. Eyes focused on the three cute hearts the older sent. The tall male clambers back on his bed and snuggles under his blanket, hand softly clutching at his shirt.

 

Not minding the pleasant thundering of his heart under it. 

 

He feels relieved– light even, and so so so warm inside. 











 














Chapter Text

Monsta X 



i am what i am: is everyone here 

 

i am what i am: hello 

 

i am what i am: hyuuuuunnnngs

 

wonbun: yes kyunnie? 

 

i am what i am: WONHO HYUNG

 

i am what i am: where's everyone else I have a story to tell 

 

wonbun: uhmm im not sure kyunnie maybe they're busy 

 

i am what i am: oh shit are you busy hyung? 

 

wonbun: nope~ it's my day off so I'm just lounging around until I have to head to the gym

 

i am what i am: i still don't understand how you're like that hyung 

 

wonbun: someday i'll drag you to a gym!

 

wonbun: it'll be fun(●´∀`)ノ

 

wonnie: why are you up so early 

 

wonbun: oh!! wonnie!!!!! 

 

i am what i am: its 4pm tho

 

wonbun: hi wonnie!!!!  ♪♡ ♬ ヾ(´︶`♡)ノ ♬ ♪♡

 

wonnie: hi hyung :} 

 

wonbun: :0!!!!

 

i am what i am: won hyung??? using an emoji??? 

 

i am what i am: never thought I'd see the day 

 

wonnie: shove off kyun i just wanted to try smth new

 

wonnie: hyung uses them so much so I thought why not try too

 

wonbun: wonnie you should use these ones 

 

wonbun: (¬_¬)

 

wonbun: ヽ(´ー` )┌

 

wonbun: (_ _*) Z z z

 

wonnie: i love the last one 

 

wonnie: I'll use them alot thank you hyung 

 

wonbun: yay! they remind me of you the most!! 

 

i am what i am: h m m 

 

i am what i am: okay anyways

 

i am what i am: where's the rest of the hyungs dammir

 

minmin !!: hello all 

 

minmin !!: yes kyun what is it

 

shownu: I've actually been here the whole time  

 

i am what i am: what why didn't you talk hyung 

 

shownu: didn't want to get in between something like you 

 

i am what i am: hyung :/ 

 

joohoney?!: omg sorry kyun i was gonna answer but my phone shut off and I couldn't find my charger 

 

i am what i am: okay wheres ki hyung i need to tell a story 

 

minmin !!: just get on with it 

 

minmin !!: he'll scroll up anyway 

 

i am what i am: dammit fine 

 

i am what i am: okay so you know I have these roommates right 

 

wonnie: no 

 

joohoney?!: ya uhhh wonu and hoshi right 

 

i am what i am: thx to joo hyung only for CARING about me 

 

minmin !!: the tiger cub on crack and the fox that's a softie?? 

 

i am what i am: yes actually 

 

i am what i am: so anywayz, wonu's friend gyu was coming over so wonu wanted to like 

 

i am what i am: also a bunch of gyu's friends were coming over too btw

 

i am what i am: so he wanted to bake smth to impress them (read:him)

 

minmin !!: does he like this gyu guy??

 

i am what i am: that's what im trying to figure out 

 

i am what i am: bro looks like an ice wall but i saw him clinging onto hoshi's back

 

joohoney?!: that's something I would do for sure 

 

i am what i am: being the ultimately broke kids we are sharing an apartment 

 

i am what i am: we only have so much 

 

i am what i am: it was wonu's first time baking so he measured everything beforehand and laid them all out on our tiny dinner table, in true wonu fashion 

 

i am what i am: well hoshi and i were eating at that time so we were off to the far end of the table just sharing some rice and fried fish

 

i am what i am: some leftover kimchi gyu left for us in the fridge last time he visited and a small saucer of soy sauce 

 

i am what i am: the table isn't event that long but the ingredients were reaching our end

 

minmin !!: jeez what was he planning to bake

 

 i am what i am: the good ol chocolate chip cookies 

 

minmin !!: what

 

wonnie: as far as my sad knowledge on baking goes 

 

wonnie: aren't the ingredients just,,, basic stuff 

 

wonbun: a bit? yeah! 

 

minmin !!: he's taking this quite seriously huh, he must be trying to woo this guy 

 

i am what i am: HAHAHAHAA

 

I am what i am: wonu wooing PFPFITIR

 

minmin !!: excuse me what

 

i am what i am: you won't get it you're not his roommate 

 

wonnie: as thrilling as this story is, is that it or ????

 

minmin !!: or you're just really bad at building up your story 

 

i am what i am: okay fine I'll skip everything 

 

i am what i am: but DONT ask me about it if you don't understand 

 

i am what i am: he placed soy sauce into the dough and didn't realize he did until he tasted the cookies 

 

i am what i am: and until hoshi choked because fish and vanilla aren't a good combo 

 

minmin !!: OH MY GOD EWWWWWWWW

 

wonbun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYUN NOOO

 

shownu: dear lord

 

wonnie: oh S h i t t t t t t

 

joohoney?!: what the HEECKKKCKKCCKCKC

 

young flexer heh: what the hell

 

shownu: hello kihyun

 

young flexer heh: hello hyung

 

young flexer heh: anyways 

 

young flexer heh: what the fuck did I just read 

 

young flexer heh: soy sauce,,,, in cookie dough..

 

young flexer heh: fried fish… Dipped.. In Vanilla extract 

 

i am what i am: HYUNG ITS NOT MY FAULT 

 

wonnie: oh dear god here he goes again 

 

young flexer heh: excuse me? 

 

minmin !!: you know?? where you come in and act all high and mighty just because you can cook 

 

young flexer heh: if you tasted my food you 

wouldn't be giving me that kind of attitude 

 

i am what i am: okay but who would even want cookie dough with soy sauce in it 

 

wonbun: honestly kyun they're just pissing him off for fun get to the program

 

joohoney?!: dang kyun you really made wonho of all ppl to snap at u

 

i am what i am: 😿😿😿

 

wonnie: we get it pipsqueak you're a chef 

 

minmin !!: PIPSQUEAJRUAJDJSJD

 

young flexer heh: WHAT 

 

young flexer heh: pipsqueak??? you don't even know what i look like 

 

young flexer heh: I could be taller than you and you wouldn't even know 

 

wonnie: do you know why i call you a pipsqueak? 

 

minmin !!: because he's a little shit? 

 

wonnie: oh you read my mind! 

 

young flexer heh: the day i get my hands on the both of you..

 

shownu: won, min.. do you guys just plan this in the dms? be honest 

 

wonbun: yeah!! do you guys tag team just to mess with ki or is this just a settled in routine 

 

i am what i am: it's like some unsaid agreement 

 

minmin !!: honestly I don't know 

 

minmin !!: he just gets so mad easily that it's impossible not to poke fun at him 

 

wonnie: i actually find him annoying

 

young flexer heh: the same goes to you 

 

young flexer heh: do you even have a job yet 

 

i am what i am: are we just going to ignore my epic story 

 

minmin !!: actually no, it was duly noted and my friends will face the wrath of it soon. pray for their taste buds ♡♡♡

 

minmin !!: we have moved on from the topic though, dear changkyun

 

young flexer heh: don't worry kyun I'll treat you later 

 

joohoney?!:  you guys have been meeting??!?! 

 

i am what i am: no odjajdsj I dmed hyung for money one time just as a joke but then he sent like a tiny pot of gold's worth of won to my paypal

 

i am what i am: he really is a young flexer for a reason 

 

I am what i am: he said that when we'll finally meet he'll take me out and go shopping

 

i am what i am: so ha suck it losers 

 

young flexer heh: im thinking about taking back what I said ngl

 

minmin !!:  oh? it seems we were unaware of another couple in the making 

 

wonbun: another? who's the first? 

 

minmin !!: uhhhhhhh–

 

wonnie: promising to take the maknae out for some food and then a shopping spree? 

 

wonnie: what are you, some kind of sugar daddy?

 

joohoney?!: SUGAR DADDYFJDNCJV

 

shownu: okay that's it, i would like to put this conversation on pause

 

wonbun: don't worry won!! when we meet we can go walk around and go food stall hopping!!

 

wonbun: and then eat some grilled shrimp for dinner _(:з」∠)_

 

wonnie: holy shit for real hyung??

 

wonbun: of course!!

 

minmin !!: aNoThEr? WhOs tHe fIrST? 

 

shownu: don't worry min, we'll eat out too and joo can come with us 

 

joohoney?!: and get stuck in that awkward third wheeling doom??? I'd rather you send me takeout 

 

shownu: or we just won't send you any

 

joohoney?!: appa :( 

 

wonnie: hello?? we drifted from the topic

 

wonnie: ki????? a sugar daddy?

 

young flexer heh: i said this once and I'll say it again 

 

young flexer heh: do you even have a job? 

 

wonnie: as a matter of fact, yes

 

wonnie: so you can shut up and stick that juicy morsel of a detail and shove it where your mouth is, along with your money 

 

wonnie: pipsqueak 

 

young flexer heh: you fucking–

 

wonbun: omg wonnie!!! that's great!!! I'm so proud of you!! ♪☆\(^0^\) ♪(/^-^)/☆

 

wonnie: thank you hyung, i wouldn't have done it without you ٩(●˙—˙●)۶

 

wonbun: omg wonnie that's so cute :DD

 

minmin !!: won uses emojis now?? since when 

 

joohoney?!: ^^^

 

i am what i am: yeah that's a thing that's been happening apparently 

 

young flexer heh: and what job would that be? 

 

wonnie: uhm i can't say 

 

minmin !!: why?? not the first option you wanted?

 

shownu: don't be ashamed of your job won

 

shownu: we won't judge you 

 

wonnie: uhhh it has something to do with clothes 

 

young flexer heh: ohhh

 

young flexer heh: you work retail 

 

wonnie: what–

 

young flexer heh: its kinda sad i can't fully visualize you, just a faceless figure slowly folding clothes and putting them back on the shelves trying not to sleep 

 

wonnie: uh yeah 

 

wonnie: totally 

 

wonbun: have you been stressed lately wonnie? 

 

shownu: is the job treating you alright won?

 

wonnie: yeah hyungs it's chill

 

wonnie: back has been sore tho 

 

shownu: make sure you use some muscle relaxing cream then 

 

wonnie: yes hyung i will ty

 

joohoney?!: uhmmmm uh

 

joohoney?!: speaking of stressed

 

joohoney?!: hyungs + kyun I have something to confess 

 

joohoney?!: you guys have become special to me and i just 

 

joohoney?!: i just 

 

wonnie: yes?

 

joohoney?!: uh

 

wonbun:  wait are you worried that you're not special to us honeybee??

 

shownu: what? you're special to us too joo, never forget 

 

young flexer heh: no doubt about that !!

 

i am what i am:  never doubt that hyung >:/

 

minmin !!: you're special to us joo!!!! our sweetest and very own honey bee!!!!! 

 

joohoney?!: you guys are the best :(

 

joohoney?!: but it's Lee Jooheon 

 

joohoney?!: not just joo :,) 

 

i am what i am: H-HYUNG?!?!!!! 

 

minmin !!: J O O H E O N 

 

minmin !!: OUR HONEY BEE JOOHEON 

 

young flexer heh: oh my god why does this make me emotional 

 

wonbun: hey guys actually?? im in on this with joo 

 

wonbun: i trust you guys so much you're like the best people ever 

 

wonnie: wonho hyung will you..?

 

wonbun: yeah wonnie i will >_<

 

wonbun: hi everyone im Lee Hoseok or who you know as wonho 

 

wonbun: please take care of me 

 

minmin !!: omg 

 

minmin !!: wait i need to get used to thus hoseok is pretty different from wonho 

 

wonbun: you can still call me wonho!! its a childhood nickname, i really don't mind 

 

wonbun: joo and I started to feel bad because it felt like we were hiding from you guys :((

 

wonbun: we just wanted to show you guys our true selves :,)

 

shownu: well, hello hoseok and jooheon 

 

shownu: we're very lucky to have you both here 

 

joohoney?!: APPA I'LL CRYY

 

wonbun: and im gonna follow right after wtf kdnsndd

 

shownu: no don't cry, just be happy :)

 

joohoney?!: AAAAOSIDJ APPPAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭

 

joohoney?!: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

wonbun: aw nunu :,(((((

 

i am what i am: so do we go through their tweets and expose them now or

 

wonnie: i think you ruined the moment ngl

 

i am what i am: oh shit sorry 

 

wonbun: didjgjdjfj suree go ahead 

 

young flexer heh: wait i have a proposal 

 

minmin !!: oh god not again 

 

young flexer heh: no listen you'll like it

 

wonnie: oh rlly

 

young flexer heh: y e s now listen up 

 

young flexer heh: how about instead of going through their tweets, they take a picture of themselves 

 

joohoney?!: HUH??? 

 

wonbun: oh what?! 

 

young flexer heh: you have to take it wherever you are right now 

 

young flexer heh: don't show your complete face tho

 

joohoney?!: IM IN A BUS??????? H Y U NG

 

i am what i am: oooo then one of you should show half of your face only and the other should take a mirror selfie covering their face 

 

joohoney?!: so im guessing I'm going for the first option 

 

wonbun: then I'll go for the second option 

 

minmin !!: where do both of you keep getting these ideas 

 

i am what i am: we're very big brain das why

 

shownu: jooheon? hoseok? are you comfortable with showing yourselves? 

 

joohoney?!: oh yeah definitely hyung its okay

 

wonbun: yepp I don't mind ^ω^

 

joohoney?!: just feel worried that I won't live up to your mental image of me 

 

wonbun: yeahskdnsjfjd thus is so nerve wracking 

 

wonnie: we will fawn over you guys anyway yknow that right 

 

joohoney?!: okay yeah true 

 

wonbun: you guys are so sweet >_<  >_<!! 

 

young flexer heh: wait before more of that fluffy mushy gushy sweetness 

 

young flexer heh: let's place predictions on what they look like 

 

young flexer heh: we've waited for literal months to see what y'all look like 

 

wonnie: uhm??? it's because of your stupid challenge–

 

young flexer heh: shut the fuck up!! I cannot hear you! 

 

minmin !!: wait wait i wanna do what ki said 

 

minmin !!: i actually agree on this *for once* 

 

minmin !!: sooooooooooo~ i get to go first !!!

 

minmin !!: i bet jooheon and hoseok are likw

 

minmin !!: smol and cute. tiny babies.

 

wonnie: I think we all agree to that  

 

shownu: well I think hoseok would be fit

 

wonnie: how fit? 

 

shownu: can't really tell, he goes to the gym everyday but I don't know what his routine is so he could look like anything 

 

shownu: so I'm settling with fit, and jooheon will look like a baby

 

i am what i am: "look like a baby" that's so accurate to what I was gonba say buttttt

 

i am what i am: i feel like they look super intimidating

 

young flexer heh: i bet they look so soft 

 

wonnie: as soft as they text?

 

young flexer heh: exacty

 

wonnie: I'll settle for something vague and go with like 

 

wonnie: they'll look like I can just scoop them into hug 

 

minmin !!: that!!!! THAT!!! 

 

joohoney?!: scrolling through this is so funny 

 

wonbun: right???

 

joohoney?!: im in a bus ugh i can't take any super cool photos 

 

shownu: are you guys done taking photos? 

 

wonbun: yep!! i finished taking mine just now 

 

shownu: who wants to start first 

 

joohoney?!: since im the dongsaeng here, I'll go first

 

wonbun: awww joooooo you're so sweet ≧∇≦

 

joohoney?!: just know that i am VERY intimidating and VERY scary but I can't show that right now 

 

joohoney?!: I'll just scare you guys when we finally show all our faces 

 

joohoney?!: okay. here goes nothing. 

 

joohoney?!:

 

i am what i am: OH MT FOD

 

i am what i am: OH

 

i am what i am: MY

 

i am what i am: GODODOFIFSFDDD

 

minmin !!: AAAAAAAAADSIDIFJSICJISCJDIFNIFFKJDIFJ JJFJSJJCJSJCNSCISJCISJCJFJJD 

 

minmin !!: B AB Y!!!! J O O O O O O OMFGGGGG

 

i am what i am: I WANT TO SQUISH YOU HOLT FUCK

 

wonnie: YOUR EYES ARE SO ADORABLE I WANT TO SQUISH YOU 

 

wonbun: OMG JOO YOU LOOK SI CUTW YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY ANGEL

 

young flexer heh: HIW TO HUG YOUNRIGHT NOW???? 

 

shownu: that. that is my son. my baby son. 

 

joohoney?!: APPA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

i am what i am: i think we all agree jooheon hyung IS A BABY AND WE MUST PROTECT 

 

minmin !!: brb gonna change my display !!!!!!!!!

 

joohoney?!: oh b o y

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: hi im back ✨ ✨ 

 

joohoney?!: H Y U N G 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: yes baby joobee? 

 

joohoney?!: OFNSIGNSIFSN

 

i am what i am: im?? in actual shock. how are you so cute 

 

wonnie: he's so adorable I can't handle it 

 

wonbun: I want to squish his cheeks oh no 

 

shownu: we must protect jooheon forever.

 

joohoney?!: GUYSSS :((((

 

joohoney?!: MY FACE IS SO WARM FUCKFKDNFF 

 

joohoney?!: HOSEOK HYUNG YOUBGO NEXT

 

joohoney?!: IM GONNA BURY MY HEAD INTO THE S E A T 

 

wonbun: omf whatttt

 

wonbun: okok

 

young flexer heh: omg we're gonna get another soft baby 

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: no one can beat baby honey. no one. not baby bee. 

 

i am what i am: hyung is such a softie tho 

 

wonnie: we're gonna see another baby marshmallow and that is hyung 

 

wonbun:

 

i am what i am: HOLY FUCK ABORT

 

wonnie: GO O D BY E E E RNDJD

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: holy FUCK

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: FUCJFUCJCJCK 

 

i am what i am: HOSEOKKIE HYUNG WHATBJDGUGUVUGUCUVIKV

 

young flexer heh: WE WERE WRONG FUDJFC

 

young flexer heh: THAT'S NOT BBABY 

 

young flexer heh: THATS NIT SOFT

 

wonnie: /im/ not soft 

 

i am what i am: H Y UN GBDIGNDJGNGNN

 

wonbun: WONNIE NOOOOO SIFNSIFJSJGJDF

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: WHAR THEBFUCK ARE TOU SO HOT FOR  GODDNAIFJSGJDIV

 

shownu:  your form is amazing. 

 

shownu: we should be gym buddies 

 

wonbun: we should :D!! 

.

joohoney?!: HYUBGBWHAT TH EFUCK OMFG FIGt

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: hosoek WHAT RHE FUCK???? THE V E I N S

 

wonnie: I'm still NOT OKAY 

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: WONNIE PICK YOUR JAW UP FROM THE FLOOR 

 

wonnie: i??? i CANT OKAY

 

wonnie: MY SOUL LEDT MT BODY GOODBYE

 

wonnie: I FEEL LIKE I GOR HIT BY A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS 

 

wonnie: YOURE SO SOFT LIKE A MARSHNALLOW BUT YOUR MUSCLWS LOOK LIKE ROCKS

 

i am what i am: R I G H T?? 

 

wonbun: DISJDJ YOU GUYS ARE TOO NICE (灬> ω <灬)

 

young flexer heh: I WOULD BE CACKLINF IF I WASNT SO AT AWE 

 

young flexer heh: IF I DIDNR UNDERSTAND WHAT HES GOING THROUFH RIGHT NOW WHAT THW FUCK HYUBG

 

wonnie: hyung.

 

wonnie:you are

 

wonnie:the sexiest person I have ever seen. 

 

wonbun: WONNIE SOTPPFKDKG

 

wonnie: minhyuk?

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: ueah?!?? 

 

wonnie:  my turn. 

 

wonnie: be right back 

 

wonbun: oh no what 

 

young flexer heh: wonho hyung you broke him

 

i am what i am: i can smell won hyung's drool all the way here 

 

joohoney?!: ill mop it up no worries 

 

SIMP 4 THE SEXIEST PERSON EVER(WONHO): good day everyone 

 

shownu: dear lord 

 

wonbun: NNNOOOOOOO

 

i am what i am: H Y U U U U U N GFFGGGGF

 

BABY JOOBEE 4 EVER: WOTNI SD GNKDNGJD

 

joohoney?!: WON HYUGBGHHHKGKG

 

young flexer heh: MY STONACH HUETS FRON KAUGJFINH

 

SIMP 4 THE SEXIEST PERSON EVER(WONHO): am i lying, king? 

 

wonbun: WONNIE  NOOOOOOOI STOPP♡♡PP N♡SFJ♡♡DJDIG♡K♡♡DGJFKGK

 

SIMP 4 THE SEXIEST PERSON EVER(WONHO): no :}









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Chapter Text

Monsta X



young flexer heh: do you ever go shopping on a whim and buy so much shit 

 

young flexer heh: then realize half of it don't look as good as you wanted them to

 

i am what i am: on you or with the other clothes you bought

 

young flexer heh: both 

 

young flexer heh: im not good in fashion as I first thought I was 

 

i am what i am: but there are some good matches right?

 

young flexer heh: uhm duh 

 

young flexer heh: im not *that* hopeless in fashion 

 

shownu: i usually just wear a shirt and jeans, maybe a cap

 

i am what i am: you dress comfy, hyung 

 

i am what i am: you probably look super effortless 

 

shownu: maybe? im not one for trends 

 

i am what i am: I usually go for darker clothes 😼

 

young flexer heh: i regret shopping like this

 

young flexer heh: im usually more orderly than this 

 

wonbun: i quite like fashion 

 

wonbun: i think im pretty up to the trends :D

 

joohoney?!: ofc hyung what u say is law 

 

minmin !!: you just need to have confidence 

 

minmin !!: if you don't look good, make it look like you do 

 

young flexer heh: i have the confidence 

 

young flexer heh: too much of it,,, sometimes 

 

i am what i am: as u should 

 

joohoney?!: confidence is sexy!!!! 

 

minmin !!: i had the aspiration to be a model once 

 

wonbun: how did that go for you min?? 

 

minmin !!: a train wreck 

 

minmin !!: i got so nervous I kept shaking 

 

minmin !!: the staff obviously saw that I wasn't as bad bitch as I made myself in my portfolio 

 

minmin !!: i had to say goodbye 😔😔

 

wonbun: aw im so sorry min :((

 

minmin !!: nooo it's fine!! i met someone there but 

 

shownu: but? 

 

minmin !!: that's a story for another time 

 

joohoney?!: do you still keep up with the fashion world hyung??? 

 

minmin !!: not like I was part of it to begin with tho 

 

minmin !!: but I do 

 

minmin !!: crazy how different models keep popping up and gaining attention all of a sudden 

 

minmin !!: like uhh cha eunwoo boy, kim seokjin hmm

 

minmin !!: yoo jeongyeon too?? idk there's alot 

 

young flexer heh: how did this turn from my bemoaning of fashion choices to minhyuk spilling his life story

 

minmin !!: first of all 

 

minmin !!: learn to realize when the spotlight has been taken from you 

 

minmin !!: second of all

 

minmin !!: you have to read the room ki 

 

minmin !!: the kids are asking for my story, its natural that I deliver 

 

young flexer heh: i cant fucking deal with you 

 

i am what i am: do you have any favorite models hyung??

 

wonbun: i feel like some insider 

 

wonbun: gaining the secrets of the fashion world ◐.̃◐

 

joohoney?!: hoseokkie hyung ur so cute 

 

wonbun: heonnie my honey (/ω\)

 

minmin !!: BACK OFF hyung

 

minmin !!: he is still MY baby joobee

 

joohoney?!: hyung pls it's been a week give it up 

 

i am what i am: in his defense,, no way

 

i am what i am: you looked like a cute dumpling 

 

joohoney?!: uuuuhhhhhhgggghhghhghhggghhh im not cute

 

i am what i am: the amount of cute u are is the amount of jacked hoseok hyung is

 

shownu: so very?? 

 

i am what i am: yes 

 

joohoney?!: uGH

 

young flexer heh: if it makes you feel better 

 

young flexer heh: none of us have recovered from wonho hyung's picture 

 

young flexer heh: which is why i assume someone's particular absence is because of 

 

wonnie: when can we get more of that by the way 

 

young flexer heh: you thirsty bitch 

 

wonnie: i am not thirsty 

 

wonnie: merely a connoisseur of pictures consisting adorable bunnies that are jacked 

 

wonnie: so when 

 

wonbun: wonnie (/ω\)

 

wonbun: soon maybe _(:з」∠)_

 

wonnie: boo 👎

 

young flexer heh: can you both get any more obvious 

 

minmin !!: literally 

 

wonbun: hmm??

 

i am what i am: guys come on u gotta admit there's something happening 

 

wonnie: are we really having thus conversation right now 

 

shownu: maybe, we can stop 

 

joohoney?!: we just find you guys so cute and disgustingly obvious 

 

i am what i am: so???? any confirmation 

 

wonnie: on?? 

 

young flexer heh: that there's something going on between the both of you 

 

wonnie: ugh 

 

wonnie: well uhm,,hoseok hyung? 

 

wonbun: ♡ ♡ ♡

 

wonbun: anyway 

 

young flexer heh: wtf is that supposed to mean 

 

wonbun: something only wonnie would get 

 

minmin !!: great they have a secret language too

 

i am what i am: i have a secret language with jooheon hyung too 

 

i am what i am: hey hyung 

 

i am what i am: ook maga do do 

 

joohoney?!: ook maga do do, pagogo ❤

 

young flexer heh: what the hell is that supposed to–

 

shownu: its from a movie 

 

i am what i am: hyung >:( 

 

joohoney?!: h y u n g :/

 

shownu: i didn't tell him the title at least 

 

i am what i am: okay fine i g u e s s

 

wonnie: the word dodo brings out the fight or flight response in me 

 

minmin !!: why? that your drag queen persona? 

 

wonnie: no not drag queen per se 

 

young flexer heh: holy shit

 

young flexer heh: you a cross dresser, won? 

 

wonnie: n o

 

wonnie: more like i got dared one night after a shitton of drinking and,,, one thing led to another,,, 

 

i am what i am: holy shit h y u n g

 

wonnie: it wasn't my fault!! bomi kept provoking me saying I won't look good in a dress!! i had to prove her wrong!! 

 

wonnie: my drunk self, rather, had to prove her wrong

 

wonbun: im sure you looked amazing wonnie! 

 

shownu: i don't know how much I can say the same given I haven't seen your face yet, but I'm sure you looked nice 

 

joohoney?!: you're a wild one, hyung 

 

minmin !!: WON!! WE COULD'VE CROSS DRESSED TOGETHER :(

 

young flexer heh: you do it too? 

 

minmin !!: ofc darling 

 

minmin !!: my kind of beauty isn't limited to just one gender 

 

joohoney?!: honestly love that for you hyung 

 

minmin !!: joo <3

 

i am what i am: oh to be that confident 

 

wonnie: sorry min but that was a one night thing only 

 

wonbun: do you have pictures from that night wonnie? 

 

wonnie: of course 

 

wonbun: ooooooooooo :3

 

minmin !!: won :))

 

wonnie: min :) 

 

young flexer heh: i have tried on dresses before,, not because I wanted to but to prove a point 

 

young flexer heh: i wore a maid's uniform,,,,,and a school girl uniform specifically 

 

I am what i am: HYUNG????? #?)?:#?#'":""'?/?/?/:/:

 

wonbun: WOAH

 

shownu: that,, is interesting 

 

minmin !!: KI YOU ABSOLUTE MINX!! 

 

young flexer heh: ITS NOT LIKE THAT 

 

i am what i am: damn hyungs y'all wild

 

joohoney?!: imagine drinking with rhem

 

minmin !!: then you better get ready for the exclusive appearance of Dior,  baby

 

wonbun: woahhh dior?? very expensive and fancy of you  minnie !!

 

shownu: its very like you min

 

minmin !!: but imagine dior and dodo 

 

young flexer heh:  wtf what about me i thought we were all in this together or smth

 

i am what i am: i srsly want to break into song rn 

 

joohoney?!: kyun no

 

wonbun: me too kyun (*ノωノ) !!

 

i am what i am: its just,,, b e g g i ng to be sung 

 

minmin !!: whats ur persona then, ki?

 

young flexer heh: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeojoo

 

minmin !!:  great!!! its settled then! 

 

minmin !!: make way for DIOR! DODO! AND YEOJOO! The DREAM TRIO!! THE HOTTEST GIRL GROUP IN THE CHARTS!!

 

young flexer heh:  i think i regret this already

 

wonnie: i doze off for a few minutes and i wake up to this shit show 

 

wonnie: wait wtf i didnt agree to any of this

 

shownu:  youre part of a girl group now

 

shownu: congratulations!

 

joohoney?!: congratulations on your debut hyung!!!!

 

i am what i am: my bias is yeojoo 

 

young flexer heh: wait what 

 

young flexer heh: thats favoritism pick someone else

joohoney?!: srry to break it to u hyung but thats how having a bias works 

 

wonbun:  whats the name of your group (´ ∀ ` *)?

 

wonnie: its called I Dont Want To Be Here

 

young flexer heh: oh totally

 

young flexer heh: its shortened as IDWTBH

 

minmin !!: it also stands for 

 

minmin !!: Incredible Damsels Who’re Talented Beautiful Hotties 

 

minmin !!: shortened shortened as  Dior’s Bitches :)

 

wonnie: i want to murder you 

 

minmin !!: Im the group leader of course,, in case it wasnt obvious ;)

 

young flexer heh: murder sounds super good rn

 

shownu: cant wait to see your debut stage 

 

minmin !!: thank u papa bear 

 

minmin !!:  u can be my fansite ;))

 

wonnie: i need a drink god

 

i am what i am: LMAO HYUNG 

 

shownu:  i dont have he best photography skills,,thats putting it lightly 

 

minmin !!: its fine, my looks will shine through 

 

young flexer heh: h m 

 

wonnie:  hm indeed gremlin 

 

young flexer heh: i want to fucking end you 

 

wonbun: thats enough threats for today guys!!

 

joohoney?!:  thank god for hoseokkie hyung 

 

i am what i am: the saintly peacemaker amen 

 

wonnie: its fine, hyung

 

wonnie: i was going to head back to sleep   amyway 

 

young flexer heh: is that literally all u ever do 

 

wonnie: my limbs are dead meat cut me some slack

 

wonnie: speaking of meat 

 

wonnie: hoseok hyung pls send another muscle picture of you 

 

i am what i am: HYUNG LMFAO 

 

wonbun: oh?? so suddenly?? 

 

wonnie: yes hyung 

 

joohoney?!: LMFAOOO

 

minmin !!: won tone it down gosh

 

young flexer heh: everyone can smell your infatuation from a mile away 

 

wonnie: dont act like I wasn't the only one who drooled over his biceps 

 

wonnie: oh to kiss those biceps 

 

shownu: woah okay 

 

shownu: won are you drunk? 

 

wonnie: just a tiny bit more than buzzed 

 

i am what i am: hyung's a lightweight how cute 

 

young flexer heh: if he's this shameless now how much more when he's full out drunk 

 

minmin !!: the boy wore a dress I think it's easy to tell he's a wild child 

 

i am what i am: hyung u should send that pic before won dies from embarrassment 

 

wonbun: sjakdjs okayy 

 

wonbun: only if you guys don't mind 

 

joohoney?!: hyung quit acting shy u know we won't 

 

wonbun: just making sure~

 

wonbun: 

 

shownu: your arms are, once again,  amazing 

 

wonbun: thanks ≧ω≦

 

i am what i am: d a m n 

 

joohoney?!: my breath got stuck in my throat 

 

minmin !!: im fanning myself 

 

young flexer heh: i can't believe the frog actually–

 

wonnie: you're like a piece of art what the fuck 

 

wonnie: ur all welcome by the way

 

joohoney?!: thx hyung 

 

i am what i am: thanks hyung 

 

wonbun: thank you wonniee (/ω\)

 

wonbun: now go to sleep !!

 

wonnie: mm alright goodnjgifh everhknge

 

young flexer heh: did,, did he fall asleep while typing 

 

joohoney?!: y,, yes

 

wonbun: cute

 

minmin !!: a sleepy drunk, are we even surprised 

 

shownu: he's quite the enigma isn't he 

 

i am what ia am: i want to be an enigma too :(

 

shownu: one day, kyun , you'll get there 

 

i am what i am: 😿



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minmin !!: so i pranked my good friends jaehyun and naeun

 

shownu: its 9 am how cruel are you to prank them so early in the day

 

minmin !!: I get crueler, papa bear 

 

minmin !!: they were nursing hangovers when I performed my prank

 

shownu: nevermind you're the devil incarnate 

 

wonbun: min what the heck (。•́︿•̀。)

 

young flexer heh: the hell did you even do 

 

minmin !!: i merely recreated what changkyun's friend did

 

i am what i am: i heard my name wassup 

 

i am what i am: wait what 

 

i am what i am: hyung n o

 

minmin !!: hyung y e s

 

joohoney?!: did you– did you put soy sauce into cookie dough? 

 

minmin !!: well aren't you a smart cookie?! as expected from my baby joobee~ 

 

i am what i am: what did they do to deserve that 

 

minmin !!: they finished a show without me 

 

minmin !!: but basically i got kicked out of the apartment i wonder why they're so cranky 

 

young flexer heh: gee i wonder why too 

 

wonbun: probably not because of the hangovers 

 

shownu: definitely not because of the prank either 

 

minmin !!: right? what could it be 

 

minmin !!: but anyway right now im just walking around the streets looking for smth interesting 

 

joohoney?!: unrelated but related,, I bet won hyung has a hangover rn too

 

young flexer heh: what a lightweight tho

 

i am what i am: he didn't say how much he drank tho 

 

i am what i am: he could've downed a whole bottle and we wouldn't know 

 

wonbun: aww poor wonnie :( 

 

joohoney?!: hoseokkie hyung i have a question 

 

wonbun: yes joo? 

 

joohoney?!: are you and uhm 

 

wonbun: yes? 

 

joohoney?!: are you and won hyung,, 

 

wonbun: are we what? 

 

joohoney?!: you kno!!

 

minmin !!: GUYS I SPOTTED THE NEWEST ISSUE OF KY FAV MAGAZINE 

 

minmin !!: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS DAMN THING EVERYWHEREE

 

shownu: that's great, minnie 

 

minmin !!: WAITWAIT LET ME SIT DOWN AND FLIP THROUGH THIS BABY 

 

young flexer heh: hey im back 

 

young flexer heh: did i miss anything 

 

wonbun: nothing much ki ^^

 

i am what i am: >.>

 

wonbun: ^ . ^

 

minmin !!: damn i see this model everywhere 

 

minmin !!: makes sense tho,, he's very pretty 

 

young flexer heh: is it the cha eunwoo guy? 

 

i am what i am: kim seokjin? 

 

minmin !!: no its this guy

 

minmin !!: 

shownu: wow 

 

wonbun: woah.. he's gorgeous 

 

i am what i am: god really does have his favorites

 

joohoney?!: he looks like royalty 

 

wonbun: he doesn't look real

 

minmin !!: ive got more from other magazines too!!

 

minmin !!: 

minmin !!: 

young flexer heh: oohh I've seen this magazine somewhere 

 

minmin !!: and you didn't bother to tell me? how rude 

 

young flexer heh: how was I supposed to know that you liked this magazine 

 

minmin !!: ugh 

 

minmin !!: here's one more 

 

minmin !!: 

i am what i am: he has a certain type of unique beauty 

 

joohoney?!: yeahh!! the kind you see in movies 

 

shownu: or like he's drawn by an artist

 

wonbun: waaaah he's so beautiful 

 

wonbun: what's his name? 

 

minmin !!:  Chae Hyungwon 

 

young flexer heh: he does have a unique beauty 

 

young flexer heh: he kinda looks like a frog tho 

 

wonbun: aw :(( cute :((

 

wonnie: who tbhe FUCK do you thinkg you are

 

wonnie: TFO CALLK ME A FUCIN FROG

 

young flexer heh: excuse me tf?? i meant the model not you 

 

wonnie: BUT THAT ISD ME!! TGE MODEL IS ME

 

minmin !!: won are you still drunk? its 10am get yourself together 

 

wonnie: no I'm not my heaf just hurts so bad

 

wonnie: im gonna splafh myself with water 

 

wonnie: BUT THAT IS ME

 

shownu: get some aspirin or advil too

 

young flexer heh: are you lying or smth 

 

young flexer heh: trying to catfish us or wtv 

 

young flexer heh: cayse if you are you're not doing a good job at it

 

minmin !!: ki no one is dumb enough to use or claim a model's photo is them 

 

young flexer heh: what did he do just now tho

 

i am what i am: his head do be hurtin doe 

 

minmin !!: ,,,unless 

 

wonbun: unless? 

 

young flexer heh: don't tell me you actually believe him 

 

minmin !!: let's just find out 

 

wonnie: ugh 

 

joohoney?!: feel a bit better hyung? 

 

wonnie: a bit yeah 

 

minmin !!: did you mean it? 

 

wonnie: what 

 

minmin !!: that you are chae hyungwon?

 

wonnie: fuck what how

 

wonnie: wit no i mwan no

 

wonnie: maybe I nedd to drink more water

 

i am what i am: oooo so you are 

 

minmin !!: YOU ARE??

 

wonnie: NO 

 

wonnie: IM NOT  

 

minmin !!: IM SURE YOU ARE

 

wonnie: IM NOT 

 

minmin !!: YOU ARE

 

wonnie: ARE NOT 

 

minmin !!: ARE TOO

 

wonnie: ArE NOT

 

wonnie: FUCK MY HWEAD IT HUR T S

 

wonnie: OKAY FINE YES I AM

 

joohoney?!: WOAHHHHHH

 

i am what i am: WOAH

 

young flexer heh: prove it

 

young flexer heh: prove that you're really him

 

wonnie: UghH

 

wonnie: fuckin fiNE

 

wonnie: HOW

 

shownu: by taking a selca?

 

young flexer heh: that's too easy hyung

 

i am what i am: yeah he probably has a lot of social media accounts 

 

wonnie: i only have one that's run by the management, i chip in occasionally but that's it 

 

wonnie: the rest are secret 

 

minmin !!: its true apparently 

 

minmin !!: just instagram 

 

i am what i am:its fine we can just reverse image search it

 

joohoney?!: shit u right 

 

young flexer heh: send a selca then 

 

wonnie: but im in bed 

 

wonbun: it's fine wonnie! if you're really who you say you are then I bet you look gorgeous either way 

 

joohoney?!: yeah hyung don't sweat it 

 

wonnie: hsushajdh god here 

 

wonnie: 

wonnie: wait thatd kinda blurry let me just 

 

wonnie: 

 

wonnie: then last one 

 

wonnie: 

wonnie: I tried curling my hair last night but idk if it looked nice 

 

minmin !!: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

minmin !!: i mean, im not convinced,, send some behind the scenes selcas

 

wonnie: fuckdjfn jesus

 

wonnie:

wonnie: 

minmin !!: hoky shit 

 

joohoney?!: w o a h 

 

young flexer heh: kyun? are they his? 

 

i am what i am: they're really his

 

i am what i am: damn won hyung tf

 

shownu: so it really is won 

 

shownu: chae hyungwon, rather 

 

young flexer heh: s h i t

 

wonnie: cat got your tongue, gremlin?

 

young flexer heh: shove off

 

wonbun: wonnie.. 

 

wonbun: you're so breathtaking 

 

wonbun: so so beautiful 

 

wonnie: hhhhhhhhhhyung jsdjsn

 

wonnie: so, ki? ya happy? 

 

wonnie: believe me? 

 

young flexer heh: danmit stop i kNOW

 

young flexer heh: yes ok? yes! now go away 

 

wonnie: this is unfair by the way 

 

wonnie: you know my face but I don't know yours 

 

i am what i am: not to be that person but shitton of ppl in korea prolly know ur face 

 

i am what i am: ur like that w most ppl already 

 

wonnie: aaa don't remind me

 

wonnie: this is different tho, you guys are my friends 

 

wonnie: you guys should send pictures too you know 

 

wonnie: that was a lot of exposing just now 

 

i am what i am: OH

 

i am what i am: ARE WE FINALLY CLOSE ENOUGH 

 

shownu: ki? this was your idea 

 

shownu: you tell us

 

young flexer heh: but,, the both of us haven't showed ourselves 

 

i am what i am: hyung!!!!!!!

 

joohoney?!: HYUNG :(((

 

young flexer heh: how about we just show our faces and not our names 

 

wonbun: are you still on about the challenge, ki?? 

 

young flexer heh: im v e r y competitive okay? 

 

shownu: so this is just about the game and not you not trusting us yet? 

 

young flexer heh: wait fuck I trust you guys a lot 

 

young flexer heh: im just not that open 

 

young flexer heh: im sorry, okay? 

 

young flexer heh: i can show a picture tho, its the least I could do 

 

young flexer heh: just don't post it anywhere 

 

wonnie: who would even want their faces to be posted 

 

i am what i am: wait aren't you the model? 

 

wonnie: without permission, i mean 

 

young flexer heh: yeah exactly 

 

shownu: im fine with saying my name and all that 

 

shownu: you all have become some sort of family to me

 

shownu: there are times where i want to hug each of you because I have no words to comfort you 

 

minmin !!: shownu ?!??

 

wonbun: nunu  D: 

 

shownu: son hyunwoo, your resident papa bear and drinking buddy 

 

shownu: at your service 

 

joohoney?!: appa 😭😭

 

wonnie: my eyes are leaking.. 

 

i am what i am: hyubg wff stop 

 

minmin !!: the maknaes are so cute 

 

wonbun: you're not crying min? 

 

minmin !!: ofc I am just trying to distract myself skfndjf

 

shownu: so, who will reveal themselves first? 

 

wonnie: im out of the question, obviously 

 

wonnie: i vote jooheon and hoseok hyung since we know what they look like ish 

 

young flexer heh: oohhhh he's got a point 

 

wonnie: 2 selcas per person 

 

wonnie: it's fair cause I had to send f o u r (five?) 

 

i am what i am: that makes sense 

 

joohoney?!: okay deal 

 

wonbun: oooo makes sense!! 

 

joohoney?!: okay here I go 

 

joohoney?!:

joohoney?!:

minmin !!: MY BABY JOOBEE

 

minmin !!: HOW DL YOU LOOK SO SCARY BHT SO CUTE 

 

i am what i am: THE DI M P L E 

 

wonnie: the day we meet the first thing I'll do is poke your dimples 

 

joohoney?!: okay sure thing hyung :D

 

wonnie: my. heart. 

 

wonbun: jooo you're so cuuuuute!!!!

 

wonbun: but also scary,, but more cute!! 

 

young flexer heh: the urge to coddle and spoil is so STRONG 

 

shownu: in case u forget honeyjoo, i am ur dad and u are my son 

 

joohoney?!: i love you dad :(

 

minmin !!: im gonna hug u so tightly just u wait 

 

joohoney?!: can't wait (。•́ u •̀。)

 

minmin !!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

young flexer heh: quick who's next 

 

young flexer heh: before he knocks down a building 

 

i am what i am: did you actually scream cause im p sure i heard an explosion somewhere 

 

shownu: next is hoseok

 

shownu: hoseok? 

 

wonbun: oh!! 

 

wonbun: okay! 

 

young flexer heh: frog. control yourself.

 

wonnie: he didn't even send anything yet you fucking gremlin 

 

minmin !!: ooooo look who's touchy 

 

i am what i am: is no one concerned about how hoseok hyung is going to end us 

 

wonbun: 

wonbun: 

shownu: you're doing this on purpose aren't you 

 

wonbun: hehe (*'▽'*)♪

 

minmin !!: G O S H???! 

 

joohoney?!: H Y U N G 

 

minmin !!: is this what they call 

 

minmin !!: sugar and spice? 

 

i am what i am: and d e f i n i t e l y everything nice 

 

joohoney?!: hyung you're really something else

 

young flexer heh: i don't think I fit the title of young flexer anymore 

 

wonnie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

young flexer heh: oh ffs 

 

minmin !!: AHFHAHDHAHSHA

 

wonnie: you motherfucking piece of shit who gave you the RIGHT to be this mf HOT and for WHAT??? 

 

wonnie: you're so damn cute AND FOR WHAT

 

wonnie: im actually upset . seriously

 

wonbun: because im so " damn cute" and "mf HOT" ??

 

wonnie: yes 

 

wonbun: you should see yourself then 

 

i am what i am: STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP 

 

joohoney?!:  AYO🔊CUT🔊IT🔊OUT🔊

 

minmin !!: okay but their combined visuals 

 

minmin !!: im disappointed with how perfect it will be 

 

young flexer heh: did you have to point it out? 

 

minmin !!: im sorry 

 

shownu: why don't you go next, min? 

 

minmin !!: if you insist, papa bear 

 

i am what i am: hyung will look like some Disney villain,,, like the hot kind 

 

joohoney?!: i get what you mean and I agree 

 

minmin !!: thats the best  compliment I've gotten and you haven't even seen me yet 

 

young flexer heh: go on, reveal yourself 

 

minmin !!: 

minmin !!:

wonnie: you should have pulled through with the modelling 

 

minmin !!: omg won that was so sweet 

 

minmin !!: wait i just remembered you're literally in three of the magazines I own uhm 

 

i am what i am: I KNEW IT I WAS RIGHT 

 

joohoney?!: OH MY GOD YOU ARE 

 

wonbun: omg min you're so pretty!!! 

 

shownu: you're stunning, min

 

minmin !!: STOP IT

 

young flexer heh: damnit why is everyone so attractive 

 

wonnie: oh so im attractive? 

 

young flexer heh: don't you have some flies to eat? go away 

 

i am what i am: my turn 😼

 

joohoney?!: can't wait to see another visual 

 

i am what i am: u bet baby 

 

i am what i am: I don't take a lot of selcas so they're in different places 

 

i am what i am:

i am what i am: 

i am what i am: I took this one just now tho!! just for u guys 😼😻

 

joohoney?!: OH HELL

 

joohoney?!: GO AWAY

 

minmin !!: if your gaze doesn't hurt me then your nose will 

 

wonbun: kyunnie you're so handsome!! 

 

i am what i am: hyung u have my heart 

 

wonnie: the maknaes look so intimidating but they're literally kids 

 

shownu: they're my kids that's why 

 

young flexer heh: oh god the visuals keep adding up why are u attractive 

 

i am what i am: cause I am what I am 

 

wonnie: leave 

 

shownu: is it my turn? 

 

minmin !!: YEEESSS PAPA BEAR 

 

joohoney?!: YES PLS APPA

 

i am what i am: GO HYUNG GO HYUNG GO HYUNG 

shownu: I took a selca this morning before heading in to the studio so you're in luck, I'll take a new one now though 

shownu: 

shownu: 

shownu: heart for you guys :)

 

wonbun: shownu!!!! you look so good!! 

 

minmin !!: OH GOD 

 

minmin !!: papa bear indeed :)

 

joohoney?!: AKDKAKDKD APPA KDKDJD

 

joohoney?!: HYUNG YOU DO G

 

minmin !!: bark bark :))

 

i am what i am: BARK 🤬🐗WOOF 🐒BARK 🐕🦺RUFF 😡🐺BARK 🐻BARK 🤬🦊BARK 🐕BARK 🐻WOOF 🐕WOOF 🦊RUFF 🐂RUFF🦮 GRRRRR🐕🦺 BARK🐶 BARK 🤬🦁WOOF😡🙊 WOOF 🦁GRRRR🐶 RUFF 🐴RUFF🐗 BARK🐺 😡WOOF🦮 RUFF🐕 GRRRR🐶 BARK 🐕🦺BARK 

 

i am what i am: move aside hyung 

 

wonnie: what is up with all these beefy men 

 

young flexer heh: theres only two of them tho

 

wonnie: are you complaining ?

 

young flexer heh: no

 

wonbun: I found my new gym buddyy

 

joohoney?!: can I join you guys sometimes 👉👈

 

wonbun: ofc jooheon!!!! 

 

shownu: always, jooheon 

 

young flexer heh: okay so

 

i am what i am: ok so what? 

 

young flexer heh: before I regret this 

 

young flexer heh:

young flexer heh:

i am what i am: OH

 

I am what i am: OH NY FOD 

 

i am what i am: AN ANGEL 

 

minmin !!: OH!!!! KIII?!!!!!! 

 

wonnie: gREMLIN?

 

joohoney?!: OMG H Y U N G 

 

wonbun: OH!! MY!! KI!! 

 

shownu: you did it! you look great!!

 

young flexer heh: the name is Yoo Kihyun 

 

i am what i am: ACJGJZJFJSJF

 

minmin !!: K I H Y U N 

 

joohoney?!: OH BOY

 

i am what i am: AAFHDJFBJFDJDN

 

young flexer heh: so! its,, 

 

young flexer heh: hyunwoo, hoseok, minhyuk, kihyun, hyungwon, jooheon and changkyun 

 

young flexer heh: we're 7 all together 

 

wonbun: we're all complete :D