Greg didn't make a habit of nicking people's belongings. He's not Sherlock.
But just this once, he's willing to make an exception.
You stole my polaroid. -MH
It's MY polaroid.
Your daughter gave it to me, therefore I have the right to claim it as mine. -MH
And it has my face printed on it, so I'm going to destroy it.
No, don't. You look endearing in it. -MH
I like your baby face. -MH
Please, can I have it back? -MH