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# announcementsA place for Morgana to be free


MonaBOT

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MonaBOT

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Joker

@everyone Please welcome @oracle and @Crow to the mod team! They will be helping @SKULL out here and on streams. Thank you to everyone who applied!


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Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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Mishima

MonaBOT

Yoshizawa

# generalChat with your fellow Phantom Thieves!


oracle

how does he even find half these people
fortune telling is a hoax perpetrated by the parental unit trying to get me to go outside


SKULL

i dunno, akira made me join the server and they got some things right so i think theyre legit


oracle

lemme guess, they predicted you’d win your next sports meet


SKULL

how did you know


panther

@oracle @Crow CONGRATS!! ♡♡♡


oracle

you just give off the normie jock vibe
thanks


akira

oracle if you buy this holy stone for 200k i'll hook you up too


SKULL

thought it was 100k


akira

was hoping she’d pay mine off too


panther

Akira nooooo


akira

before you ask
i didn’t get scammed
it was a calculated investment
if i buy a holy stone now my future self won’t get scammed


panther



oracle

siri how to kick someone out of their own server


akira

~(・ω・) ~
i'll unmod you


oracle

bold of you to assume that’d stop me


akira

i'll unmod skull


SKULL

cool
does that mean im off mod duty for the watch mona sleep streams


akira

but who else will delete all the mean comments calling morgana ugly
i mean he is
but if everyone calls him that then im not special anymore


oracle



Crow

Thank you, Panther.


panther

Mona is beautiful!! Don’t be mean
Nice to meet you, Crow! I don’t think we’ve talked before


MonaBOT

I love you, Lady Ann!!


SKULL

man what a sentient cat


Crow

I don’t believe we have. Nice to meet you too.


oracle

who taught skull all these incorrect big words
@akira @akira @akira


akira

i admit to nothing


oracle



akira

my vocab consists entirely of unintelligible keyboard mashes


oracle

ok fair


Mishima

Oh
I don’t mean to be rude
But what were the qualifications for this time?
I’ve never seen Crow talk here before
Are we sure he’s really a fan?


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Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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Mishima

MonaBOT

Yoshizawa

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


oracle

awks


Leader - 1

Joker


mods - 3

akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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MonaBOT

# generalChat with your fellow Phantom Thieves!


SKULL

wait is that not what sentient means


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Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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Mishima

MonaBOT

Yoshizawa

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


oracle

SKULL READ THE ROOM


SKULL

huh????


Yusuke

I believe all cats are sentient, Skull.


panther

Well he’s not exactly wrong? I haven’t seen Crow talk much either


oracle

nishima’s been gunning for modship for years
he wants to be bffs with joker


akira

understandable
i heard he’s a pretty swell guy


oracle

shill yourself some more


akira

ok


SKULL

wait
who’s mishima


oracle

SKULL


panther

Omg Ryuji he sits behind you in class!!


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Joker


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akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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MonaBOT

# generalChat with your fellow Phantom Thieves!


Crow

Sentient means the ability to feel things. Something that a cat is able to do by default.
I assure you that I have been a fan of Joker’s for many years.
I was around during the stream where he wore a dress to raise money for a new microphone.
Rest assured, I am aware how things work around here.
If you have any concerns about my qualifications, feel free to direct them to the feedback form.


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Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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Mishima

MonaBOT

Yoshizawa

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


akira

hot


oracle

is he only a mod because you’re crushing hard


akira

i meant me in a dress


oracle



Yusuke

I remember watching the video highlights. You were truly enchanting, Akira.
May I request another one of similar ilk? I would love to be able to paint your figure.


akira

sure, any special requests


Yusuke

I would appreciate a nude painting, if possible.


oracle

no homo tho


Yusuke

Of course not. I am solely focused on art at the moment, and it would take someone better than Akira to distract me from my passions.


akira

wtf


oracle

oh shit
get dunked on


akira

brb crying


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Joker


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akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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MonaBOT

# mod_chata place for us to pretend to be responsible human beings


akira

welcome!! @oracle @Crow


oracle

coward
face inari like a man


akira

my heart is too fragile
if only i was a better man i’d have enough guts to face him
and tell him that he’s right
i don’t deserve yusuke


Crow

?
Thank you, Akira. And congratulations to you too, Oracle. I look forward to working with you.


Leader - 1

Joker


mods - 4

akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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MonaBOT

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


oracle

why does he type like a robot
My name is Crow and I use big words and full sentences to hide my passive aggressive nature and rampant daddy issues and homicidal tendencies.
haha jk… unless…?


akira

hey my name is futaba and i talk to my air conditioner to distract myself from the fact that i have no meaningful relationships irl


oracle

sldkfajsldf WOW???
DUNK ON HIM AGAIN YUSUKE


Yusuke

Certainly.


akira

i'll give you 200 yen pls have mercy


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Joker


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akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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MonaBOT

# mod_chata place for us to pretend to be responsible human beings


oracle

yeah same


SKULL

hey wassup!!
we’ve got a SQUAD here


Crow

Nice to meet you, Skull. I’ve heard a lot about you from Akira.


SKULL

oh cool i haven’t heard anything about u tho


oracle



akira

ahahaha…
be cool, crow


Crow

:)


Leader - 1

Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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MonaBOT

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


Yusuke

Thank you for the offer, Akira. I will use the money to buy some new paints to distract myself from my empty stomach.


SKULL

dude just buy food


Leader - 1

Joker


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akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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MonaBOT

# mod_chata place for us to pretend to be responsible human beings


oracle

so was anything you said in #general true or were you just trying to get the npc off your tail


Crow

NPC?
And of course. I have been an avid watcher of Joker’s videos since his first year. I find them relaxing to have on while I am doing work.
In fact, I was the one who got Akira into Joker’s videos.


oracle

wut


Crow

We met on an online forum and I convinced him to give the videos a try. It was a rather fortunate coincidence, wouldn’t you say? @akira


Leader - 1

Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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MonaBOT

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


oracle

bruh


akira



panther

??????


oracle

hi im akira, please write a 10 page essay on why you think joker vids are great


akira

hey he started talking about how wonderful my insights to the last ep of featherman s4 was
i wasn’t going to disagree


oracle

it was a beach ep it wasn’t that deep


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Joker


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akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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MonaBOT

# mod_chata place for us to pretend to be responsible human beings


akira

yeah
hopefully i’m as cool as i was back then


Crow

Haha.
Unfortunately your favorite Featherman character is Grey Pigeon, so my opinion of you is already irredeemable at this point.


akira

haha
crippling depression
but that’s ok because this is a seaplane


oracle



SKULL

wait wat
how did u introduce akira to joker
he’s literally


Crow

?


akira

dw about it he mutes himself sometimes
oh skull you jokester you


Crow

I… see.


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Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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MonaBOT

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


oracle

this is so painful get me out of here


SKULL

wat gives
why did u mute me


oracle

crow apparently doesn’t know that akira = joker


panther

????


akira

idk he likes joker a lot and
im just some loser who lives in an attic and makes cat noises all day
i didn’t want to ruin my image
and ig i just lost my chance to tell him


panther

Awww Akira have more self confidence!
You’re a lovable loser! We love you!!


akira



oracle

are you sure this is going to go well


akira

i'll tell him
someday


oracle



SKULL

idgi
if you’ve known each other for yrs now
what do u even talk about


akira

idk
chess
law
philosophy


oracle

ew


akira

hey hegel is more interesting than you think


oracle

bs


akira

ok yeah it’s boring af
but nothing’s cooler than having crow using fancy words to prove his moral superiority over you


SKULL

dude i did NOT need to know that


akira

rule 7 no kinkshaming


SKULL

im not kinkshaming!! im just confused


oracle

big mood
WAIT is crow this akechi guy you’ve been pining after for ages


akira

ha


oracle

that’s not a no


SKULL

wait the dude u said u met on pornhubble?


akira

what


Yusuke

Oh no. I was the one who said that.


akira

yusuke???????


Leader - 1

Joker


mods - 3

akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


phantom thieves - 1

MonaBOT

# generalChat with your fellow Phantom Thieves!


MonaBOT

Joker is now streaming Super Mara World at fwitch.fv/sl8dfl! Come watch!


panther

Aww I’m at work but let me know how the stream goes!


SKULL

@panther main chara’s a dick


Crow

@catloversan Morgana streams are on Friday nights.
@shinyaGA Akira has mentioned Joker being interested in Gun Art Online, so there is a good possibility that he might play it.


oracle

akira mentioned it huuuuuh
he must be super close to joker huuuuuuuuuuuh
stop trying to mute me or i'll send the parental unit after you


panther

@SKULL Ripppp what did the main character do


SKULL

no hes literally a dick


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Joker


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Crow

oracle

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Yusuke


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Mishima

MonaBOT

Yoshizawa

# transcriptsText translations of new videos – Courtesy of @Mishima


Mishima

- Welcome to the Thieves Den! I’m Joker, and today we’re playing Super Mara World!
- This game was highly recommended to me by a good friend and fellow dick lover *cough* Yusuke. I’ll be playing through the first two worlds, might do more if I’m not tired of looking at dicks.
- Oh crap that’s a big one.
- 0 out of 10, worst game, gave me severe self-esteem issues. Unrealistic depictions of real-life appearances.
- So we play as Mara, off to rescue Princess Pear from being kidnapped because we live in a progressive society where women settle for dicks that aren’t even that big.
- What? I look like I’m jerking off? Leave me alone, chat, I’m giving the controller a hand job like the game told me to. Rated M for Made For Everyone.
- Morgana just mansplayed next to me and started licking his balls. I’m surrounded by too much big dick energy.
- Oh we’ve been raided by porn bots? Perfect. I do love me some naked men fancams with the power to get me banned on Fwitch. Normally they’re only good for getting Oracle to stop stalking my internet history.
- Thank you maramara69 for the donation. Sorry I won’t be able to do your request. My naked body is for Yusuke’s viewing pleasure only.


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Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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Mishima

MonaBOT

Yoshizawa

# mod_chata place for us to pretend to be responsible human beings


Crow

May I perhaps suggest an easier game to moderate next time?
The chat was rather relentless tonight.
It seems that a large portion of your viewers took great offense to the main character’s new redesigned appearance.


akira

talking about yourself?


Crow

Don’t be absurd. I’ve seen better.


Leader - 1

Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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MonaBOT

# phantom_thieves_societykinkshame akira: The Channel


oracle

sir this is a wendy’s
stop flirting in the mod chat


akira

hi wendy’s i would like a vanilla frosty and a large crow sandwich


oracle

has he always been like this


SKULL

yeah when it was just me and him in the mod chat he’d talk about that akechi guy a lot
didnt know he was in the server
he deleted the mod chat and made a new one before u two joined bc he couldnt figure out how to mass delete msgs


oracle

LOL


Leader - 1

Joker


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akira

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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MonaBOT

# generalChat with your fellow Phantom Thieves!


MonaBOT

Joker is now streaming Persona Fighters at fwitch.fv/8sdf3! Come watch!


panther

Omg 20k viewers…
Remember us when you’re famous!


oracle

yESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FINALLY


panther

Ooh, what kind of game is it?


SKULL

o shit dude NICE
@panther it’s a 4v4 game oracle and i have been playing
it’s super hot rn


Yoshizawa

Oh! I used to play this game with friends all the time. I’ll invite them to the server.


SKULL

now we just need a fourth person
@panther wanna join


panther

Thanks for the offer, but no thanks!


Yusuke

@SKULL Why did you not ask me as well?


panther

I don’t really play games
I’m just here to support my friends


akira

ily panther
have i ever mentioned that panther’s the most perfect human being in the world and i would die for her


panther

♡♡


SKULL

@Yusuke fine, wanna join


Yusuke

No.


SKULL

@akira permission to strangle


oracle

omg akira’s been hacked by mona


akira

meow
@SKULL permission denied
yusuke is my child


MonaBOT

A wild blackmask has appeared! Say hello!


panther

Hiiiiiii


Yusuke

So many new people today…
Welcome, new comrade.


oracle

???????
blackmask??????????
are you by chance THE blackmask?? rank 10 in the world blackmask???????????????


blackmask

rank 9


panther

Omgggggg??


oracle

i can’t believe celebrities aren’t just pixels on a screen
they played me for a fool


blackmask

@Joker do you accept constructive criticism


Mishima

Hey, rule number 3: Do not ping Joker. Please reach out to the mods if you need assistance.


Joker

@Mishima It’s alright.
Sure, go ahead.


blackmask

you suck at this game


Joker

That’s not constructive criticism.


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Joker


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akira

Crow

oracle

SKULL


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panther

Yusuke


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Mishima

MonaBOT

Yoshizawa