Rain pours outside, the sound is loud yet calming
fez and kelso are in a mattress on the floor in an empty room other than the boxes scattered around
there snuggling bother kinda sweating and of course both bare naked
kelso: what a way to break in a new mattress
kelso chuckles and looks down at fez who is attached to kelsos chest
Fez: I would have suggested a mattress trampoline but your idea was way better
kelso: that's a good idea too we should do that tomorrow night
a couple of seconds go by before fez opens his mouth
fez: I'm so happy we got this new apartment you had to get away from your crazy brother
kelso: yeaaah let's talk about something else
fez: hmm maybe not talk
then both smile then start sucking face, meanwhile at the Formans
Eric is sitting wide awake in his bed, he's been trying to get to sleep for hours but nothing is working all he can think about is fez and kelso he was so afraid, he knew in his heart that kelso wouldn't fall for him but fez? fez is as horny as they get, he starts thinking about fez kissing him then the only gay experience he has had, buddy he starts thinking about that kiss maybe he was gay but he's never gotten turned on by a guy before... he needed to talk about this with somebody but the only other person Eric could find was mary jane downstairs with hyde, eric gets up making sure he doesn't wake up red and kitty and creeps down the stairs to the basement where he finds hide rolling a joint and watching some porno on the tv, hyde looks up at forman
hyde: huh seems that bastard insomnia has gotten you too, well welcome forman.
Eric: sorry hyde it's not insomnia so you're going crazy by yourself tonight
Eric plops down on the couch next to hyde
Eric: hyde do I seem gay??
Hyde: no...well.. eh maybe, you definitely look the part, you kinda act the part to
Eric glares at hyde then continues talking
eric: its just be and donna haven't been doing it for a while and I keep thinking about buddy and fez and kelso its all ju-
Hyde: shut up forman
hyde passes eric the lit joint
hyde: look at the porno man, that cheerleaders tube top is too small and it's white and there about to have a water balloon fight, does that not turn you on?
eric: I'm too worried to be turned on right now hyde!
hyde sighs and takes off his glasses and turns to eric
hyde: I think I can help.. be warned I'm a good kisser
eric: wait kis-
suddenly hyde smushes his face against erics, they sit there together for 10 seconds before eventually letting go of each other
hyde grabs the joint out of erics hand
hyde: yup we gotta make sure your not gay so I'm pulling out all the steps
eric: hmm, well I felt nothing how about you?
hyde: do you even have to ask me that... of course not you crazy bastard
then both fix there posture to watch the bunch of cheerleaders through water balloons at each other
eric: oh hey you know you are good at kissing, hyde will you be my valentine...
eric makes a girly look at hyde
hyde: ....eric your so dumb man