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My Mighty Mortal

Summary:

Remember the terribly infamous Harry Potter fanfic “My Immortal”? Well, this fanfic is sort of written in that format but its in the franchise of Shazam (and Stargirl)! Lol, I don’t think I’ve ever been the same ever since I read my immortal (if u don’t know what dat is den read it itz 4 da real goffs!11)

I’ll do my best to write terribly, this is gonna be hard but fun XDDD Also prepare yourselves for this absolute satirical cringe. You're gonna need it.

Notes:

AN: shazam rox soooo much!11 stargirl iz also fun as well!!!11 it sux dat da srtoopic coronavirys is fokking up everyfing!11 trump U SUK!!11 anyway fangz 4 cloking on dis fic i hope u goffs enjoy!!!11

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Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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Hi, my name is Billy Batson and I am a goth. I have smooth dark brown hair with red hair on da front. I am 15 years old and I go to a dum preppy school called Blue Valley High in Pliliadeplphia. I have no fucking idea who my real parents are, so I live in a foster home with a bunch of prepz. I cant fucking believe I have to share a room with that stupid prep Freddy!!11 god hes so annoying!11

 

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(EDIT: wanted to add the infamous ebony intro just for fun lol)

Hi my name is Billy Dark'ness Dementia Batson Way and I have edgy dark brown hair with red tips on the front of my hair and green eyes like the forest and a lot of people tell me I look like Superman in my superhero form (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Batman but I wish I was because he's a major fucking edgelord. I'm a superhero. I'm also a kid, and I go to a preppy school called Blue Valley High in Philadelphia where I'm in the tenth grade (I'm fifteen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black, ripped baggy MCR shirt, metal bracelets, a black choker collar, ripped black jeans, red converse shoes, and red pentagram earrings. I was wearing lots of eyeliner, and blood-red lipstick. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking around Blue Valley High. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Anyway, today I was wearing a black, ripped baggy MCR shirt, metal bracelets, a black choker coller, ripped blak jeans, red conves shoes, red pentagram earrings, lots of eelinesr, and blood red lipstick. I wuz depressingly walking around the hallways staring at da different goffs and preps goin about their day. Then I saw a two goffik boys walking towards me. They wuz holding handz.

“Hello!” said one of the goffs. “nice outfit btw whered u get it? Hot topik?”

I smiled. I was so happy to see goffs talking to me. Love to have sum new frenz!!1

“Yes I did. Hot topik iz so aweshum! Btw my name is Billy Batson!” I gothically spoked.

“I agree totally!! My name is Cameron Mackent and dis is mi boyfriend Rick Tyler” said the goff that spoke to him earlier. Billy already liked dem already. Cameron had black hair with icy blue streaks, black eyeliner, blue eyeshadow, black lipstick a black leather jacket, and hanging metal chains on his upper pants. Rick was wearing TONS of eyeliner, a ripped black shirt that had red pentagams everywhere, black combat boots, and blood red painted fingernales.

“Nice to meet you!” I said. “Finally!1 some1 who doesn’t think im stoopid cuz im a goff!1”

“I knoe right?/” Rick said understandetly. “I cant fucking blieve how many stupic prepz there are at dis skool man!1”

“Anyway… there is a blackout game on friday! Would you like 2 cum wif us?” carmeron asked.

I was confuzzeledd. “What is a blackout game?”

“It’s basically a football game blu vaelly has evry yeatr. We wear all black while the rival preppy skool Fawcett wears all white. I really hope we win dis year!11” Cameron explained.

“Oh my fucking satan!” I exclaimed. That sounds so cool!1 I’m so glad that there is something good about dis school!1 “Yes! I would luff 2 go!”

“Yaayy!!” Rick scramed.

While we were standing with excitement, a fucking prep bumped into us and looked at us.

“Eww. Stupid goffs!1`11” she said to us with a disgusted look. Rick put up his middle finger up at her and then she walked away.

“Who the fuk is dat?//” I asked. I couldn’t believe how mean she wuz!!1

“Oh, dat is Condy Burman.” Carmen said. “shes so mean. Shes such a prep n she thinks shes better then us goffs!11” I looked at her with a disgosted look. “I can tell.” I said.

“Wanna skip 6th period wif us?” carmeron said. “Absolutely!” I said excitedly. I am no longer bored outtsa my fucking mind! Most of the day waz supr boring, and I am so glad these goffs made it better. Even better wuz dat 6th period was next. We were out in the open hallway in between class and stuffs. We decided to hide in the bathroom (close to the exit doors) so we can wait 4 every1 to leaf da hallways.

Once the hallways were empty, we sneaked out of da stupid smeily batheroom and made our way towards da back of da sckool. We looked around 2 make sure no teacher or snotch could see us. “He heh!” Rick said with a sneaky voice. We knew no one could catch us!!11

For the next 15 minutes we were smoking pot and vaping while moshing to my chemical romance. I wuz so happy cuz that’s my favorite band!111 we were talking about how stupid the poopular kids are. We all agreed dat dey are stupid show offs who think they’re kool wif their dumb trends of snapechat and lieking dat prep kylie jeenner.

“I know right?/?/!11 why r the jocks and cheerleaders always more popular?/1 n dey listen 2 stupid generic rap!11” I comtenplayed.

I was so glad to see rick and Cameron agree wif me. Finally, someone I can share my tru thoughts wif!1 Then all of an sudden, we saw a class of kids walking outside wif their teqcher. They looked like freshmen (we were sophomores). We decided to hide and see what they were up 2 for whatevr reason.

We saw them go into the greenhouse. So this was a science class. I always like going out the class during classtime cuz its soooo fucking boring when you’re in da same room all the time and when you go out on a kool adventure you do epic stuff you don’t usually do.

Anyway while we were watching what they were dong through the window, I recognized one of da kids. It was Freddy Freeman!1111

“Oh no!1” I said. Suddenly I saw him quickly glance straite in my direction!!11!11 Just as he did dat, I hid out of sight.

“What is it?” Rick said to me.

“My preppy foster brother is dere!!11” I panickly said. The two gothic boys hid as well. Rick had some sexay lookin eyeliner on. It made me jelous. camern wuz even more shmexier. (I’m bi btw, in case u wer wondering)

After a while, they left. We watched the freshies leave the green house. Freddy was still glancing in my direction. “Hello?” freddy wandered out loud.

“oh fuck, shut the fuck up you fucken little preppy bitch!!111” I harshly whispered in a loud tone.

I was wondering who da hell dat was who was peering thru da window. Then I thought about it. Then I realized. It was Billy!!!1111 And he wuz wif dat goffik couple Cameron and Rick. I wish I could hang out wif Billy and da goffs. I really wanna be goffik now!!11 2nite I might think of trying on billys shmexerh makeup.

Eventually the bell rang and we went to our last classes. I was so happy 2 meet new goff friends. We said bye and went our seperate ways.