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Chapter 24: Talking w/ Mary the Prep

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AN: y doez WB h8 zack Snyder soooo mush?!!`1 omg dey r such prepz n poserz who h8 goffik directorz lik Snyder and David ayer!!!111 I hop dey release the ayer cut plzzz PS Im lizzenin 2 BRING ME 2 LIFFEEEE RITE NOW!!1111

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On Monday (I focken h8 mundayzz!!11) I woke up 2 a dark and cloudy day. Yay!!111 I love cloudy days lol. I put on an oversized Nirvana t-shirt, blak suspenders, ajnd blak ripped jeans kinda like the outfit the goffik person Azer the Mime of Darkness wore in those goff videos (AN: Azer is non-binary, and uses they/them pronouns).

I walked downstairs depreesedly. Freddy, Eugene, and Darla were already downstairs (Pedro had to leave early for practicing stuff idk). I smiled sexily at Freddy. “Hello Billy!” Freddy said seductively 2 me. He was wearing a black ledder Jackson, baggy blak sk8r pantz, and goth red Congress shoes. We sat down to eat strawberry pancakes with red soda. Sometimes we like 2 pretend dat its blood lol cuz were goffik. Mary went downstairs moments later and looked at us weirdly, as she usually does.

“Um… Billy? Freddy?” Mary questioned, when looking at our breakfast. “Why are u drinking red soda wif breakfast?” I choggled on my prankakes. “wutz rong wif it?” Freddy said indigolly. “Itz just sumfing 2 dirnk wif our breakfast!1” I looked at her angrily. Mary said “You know you can’t drink a sugary drink in the mornings. It’s very unhealthy.”

“Because it’s cool and gothic” I said. “We like to pretend dis is blo-“

“Okay, never mind” Mary meanly interrupted, obviously worried that Darla and Eugene would be fucking traumatized somehow just cuz me and Freddy are goffik n like deth.

Rosa walked in moments later to see what the hec wuz goin on. She looked over at what me and Freddy were drinking. “Oh, don’t worry too much!” Rosa said sweetly to Mary. Then she truend 2 look at us. “Just don’t make it a habit, ok?” We nodded.

When we seduktively went in2 da car wif Mary, she stopped and said 2 me “Since ur a goff, u don’t m8 me cuz Im a prep don’t you? Idk, it seems like u goths h8 us.”

I was surprised. I for sum reason didn’t expect Mary the prep to nicefully ask us goffs about da goffik life. “Nooo!!11 no!!111” I said. Then I decided 2 educate her about da subcultures. “There are 2 kinds of preps,” I began as she stated 2 drive da car. “One is da nerdy bookworms, like you Beth and Joey. And then there’s the popular kids. The jocks, cheerleaders, etc. We only hate the popular kids. You bookworms are fine.”

Mary nodded understatedly. “Oh, that’s nice to hear. Also how the hell did you become a goth, Billy? Did you just listen to MCR one day and decided 2 change ur person ality?”

I fought about my tragic backstory,y’know the kind of backstories most internet OCs have that makes dem goff. Just then I cried tearz of blood. Freddy hugged me. Mary luckily stopped at a red light and looked over 2 make sure I was alright. “Omfg Billy r u ok?” Mary asked in a concerted voice.

Then I told dem my gothic backstory: I was born in Gotham City inside of a garbage can. Muh parentz were goffik, and den my dad got sent 2 a preppy jail in Florids 4 bein too gottik like Batman. My mom accidentally left me at Six Flags when I wuz 2. I was den kidnapped by vampires and was raised by dem, which made me goffik and a lover of deth, but den dey later committed suicide by slitting their rists when I was 8, and den I got put in preppy foster homes over here in Philadelphia, which made me even more depressed. And den I eventually ended up here.

Freddy and Mary we’re silent for a moment. Even Freddy didn’t now about dis. “Oh my fucking god!1 I’m so sorry Billy!!11” Mary said. Freddy hugged me sexily. Just den, the light turned green. The car behind us beeped annoyingly. Mary turned around. “Oh shit! Okay, I get it, stupid car!” She continued driving. She briefly locked in2 da left mirror window. “Oh no!!111” she said. I locked up and wiped the tearz of blood frum my eyes. “Wut is it?” I asked. “Its Cindy Burman!!11” she said. Me and Freddy looked at each other. We where finking da EXACT same fing!11

Den Cindy annoyingly rolled down the window in a very preppy way, with a shitty Addison Rae song blasting frum da car. She yelled annoyingly, “WHICHEVER FUCKING VAMPIRE BITCH BIT MUH GURL KENZIE IM GUNNA FITE U!!!11111111111111111111111” Well shit. I tuned around 2 lock at Cindys car behind us and saw Kenzie with a bandage on her shoulder where I bit her. She was crying. I smiled at that stupid bitch Kenzie.

Mary rolled down her window. “Whatever, Cindy is always so mean.” Freddy looked up at her. “Oh, you h8 her too?” “Yah,” said Mary. “We academic preps are ALWAYS bullied by Cindy and her shitty groop!!111 Itz sooo fucking annoying!!111”

Oh, so glad 2 hear!!1111 Idk why me and Freddy always assumed dat dey

Anyway, we polled in2 da parking lot and got out of it seduktively. We went out of it. Just den, Courtney, Yolanda, Rick, and Al walked over 2 us. I notaced sumfing deferent. Courtney had died her hair!!111 She was now wearing blak hair wif lotz of blue and white streakz in it, the same blue as her Stargirl uniform.

“Oh my fucking god, Courntye Im sooo proud of u!!!11111 I luv ur hair!!111” I hugged her in a gothic way. “Fangz!111” Cournty said, smiling. “Tho my mom has recently been questioning my goffik ways, but idc lol”

“omfg” Rick started “Did u hear? Da odder nite, at one of Cindy’s preppy parties, dat gurl Kenzie got bit by sum goffik vampire!!11”

“Wait, siriusly?” Yolanda said. “Was it Enoby?” No lol I wish” said Rick.

I locked down in silnce 4 a moment. “Yeah, about that………..”

Everyone looked at me. They knew. Mary was SHOOKETH!!!1111

“Billy! No, you fucking didn’t” Mary said too loudly. I rushed over 2 her and shushed her. “Oof, sorry, but what the fuck? That was you?”

“Oh yeah” said Freddy. “It wuz da nite we went 2 da MCR concert. And den we saw Cindy’s house booming wif a party. Luckily no1 recognized us cuz we were wearin Memeulous masks.”

“Oh good 4 her, shes so mean 2 every1 lol” said Yolanda. Rick and Courtney argreed. So did Freddy and Al.

“She uzed 2 go 2 my skool last year” said Al “Shes very mean and narcissistic. She loves spreading rumors and thinks shes soooo funny on TikTok. She reminds me of the prep Tana Mongeau.”

Then Courtney looked over at Mary. “Omg hello, r u Billy and Freddys preppy sister?”

Mary smiled. “Yes, and hi I’m Mary!” She and Cortney shook handz.

Rick looked at her wif suspicion cuz she was a prep. “So…… is she wif us now?”

Mary shrugged. “I guess, lol! Maybe Billy here can show me how 2 b goffik!!!!11111”

“I can lol!!1111” I said excitedly. “And you 2 + Dementia can help her!!111” I said, pinting 2 Yolanda and Courtney. Dis is gonna be awesome!!!!1111 Yet anodder groop home member I can convert 2 Satanism.

Notes:

AN: Fangz 4 readin agen!!!1111 I kant beleve Blak Adam storted filming!!111 fucking finally!!!111 im so hyped 4 dis flim!!!1111