(4:30 PM) Sokka.
(4:30 PM) Sokka you better answer right now.
(4:30 PM) I told you. Before we left today. I told you, CLEARLY, to pick up your dirty clothes from the bathroom after your shower and I TOLD YOU to pull the shower curtain right so you don’t get the floor all wet.
(4:31 PM) Why are there dirty clothes on this SOAKING WET bathroom floor. It smells like Shrek’s ARMPITS in here.
(4:31 PM) ANSWER RIGHT NOW.
(4:32 PM) I DO NOT EXIST TO PICK UP AFTER YOUR NASTY COTTAGE CHEESE SMELLING ASS.
(4:35 PM) YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M DONE. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS
(4:37 PM) um. hi. wrong number here.
(4:37 PM) don’t know who this sokka person is but it is not me
(4:38 PM) DON’T pull that stupid act on me again, sokka, i KNOW it’s you!!!!!! GET YOUR ASS HOME
(4:39 PM) I SWEAR I’M NOT SOKKA I’M REALLY NOT JUST CHECK THE NUMBER I’M NOT SOKKA
(4:40 PM) Oh my god. I am SO sorry. I am so, so sorry.
(4:40 PM) My brother just got a new phone and I copied his number wrong in my contacts.
(4:41 PM) I’m genuinely so sorry, this is so embarrassing.
(4:42 PM) it’s okay, i’m an older sibling too, i know the struggle
(4:42 PM) not that it’s any of my business, but don’t take any of sokka’s shit
(4:43 PM) you don’t have to tell me twice. I’ve perfected the art of making him regret crossing me. he better watch his fuckin back
(4:44 PM) badass
(4:45 PM) kinda curious now to see what you’ll do. someone who comes up with the term “it smells like shrek’s armpits in here” is clearly not to be fucked with
(4:46 PM) LMAOOO
(4:46 PM) thanks I guess
(4:47 PM) won’t bother you further. sorry again, wrong number person
(4:49 PM) no problem, shrek’s armpits
(5:30 PM) Nephew, Did You Remember To Clean The Milk Steamer? It Is Important to Do So As The Foam Sticks And It Becomes Difficult To Clean.
(5:31 PM) oh, sorry, i forgot
(5:32 PM) got a little distracted
(5:33 PM) I Have Noticed, Which Is Why I Am Reminding You. You Were Very Preoccupied With Your Cellphone When I Asked You. Are You Speaking to a Lady Friend?
(5:34 PM) Is It Mai?
(5:35 PM) ;-)
(5:36 PM) ew, uncle, no
(5:37 PM) mai and i broke up, like, weeks ago
(5:38 PM) Oh, I Remember. That Is A Pity.
(5:39 PM) You Were Never Quite Talented In The Romantic Department, Unfortunately.
(5:40 PM) I Can Assure You That This Was Not Inherited From Me. Many Women Have Been Charmed By My Advances.
(5:40 PM) can we stop talking about this
(5:40 PM) why are we texting anyway???? i’m literally just in the back room we can just TALK
(5:41 PM) This IPhone Business Is Very Fun. I Want To Figure Out How To Make The Emoji Of My Face.
(5:41 PM) I Still Want To Know Who Was Distracting You So Much.
(5:42 PM) this wrong number kept yelling at me because they thought I was their messy brother
(5:43 PM) I was really confused but then it got kind of funny
(5:43 PM) nothing romantic in question
(5:44 PM) Ah, I See. Meetings With Strangers Are Always Memorable, Accidental Ones More So.
(5:45 PM) you’re not gonna lecture me about predators on the internet?
(5:45 PM) I Am Quite Sure You Are Already Aware Of That, Nephew. It Goes Without Saying To Be Careful, Of Course.
(5:45 PM) Now Can You Please Clean The Milk Steamer.
(5:46 PM) right, sorry
(5:47 PM) And Don’t Forget The Little Tube, You Always Forget It.
(5:47 PM) yes, uncle
(5:48 PM) And Scrub Until There Are No Stains, Please.
(5:48 PM) yes, uncle
(9:00 PM) uh.
(9:00 PM) I probably shouldn’t take what you said literally but.
(9:01 PM) you said you wanted to know what I would do, so
(9:02 PM) here it is, the fruit of spite
Attached: 1 Image
(9:30 PM) oh my GOD.
(9:31 PM) this is beautiful
(9:32 PM) *takes a bow*
(9:33 PM) how long did it take you to do this? HOW? DID YOU DO THIS?
(9:34 PM) also was your brother’s room this messy before you put the Shreks
(9:36 PM) It took me around five hours, start to finish. Made a trip to the local library. Printed the shreks. took me a while to cut them all up and stick them up on all his posters, but it was worth it.
(9:37 PM) even hid a few easter eggs where it’s most likely to scar him for the rest of his life
(9:38 PM) more like a few easter shreggs amirite
(9:38 PM) …
(9:39 PM) won’t do that again, sorry
(9:40 PM) anyway, that is scarily efficient and dedicated.
(9:40 PM) I’m terrified of you
(9:41 PM) as you should
(9:41 PM) sorry, I’m probably coming off as really mean, I swear I’m a much nicer person, my brother just brings out the villain in me
(9:42 PM) i can get that
(9:42 PM) my sister’s favorite game is “How Far I Can Push My Brother”
(9:43 PM) she usually wins. very easily
(9:43 PM) siblings.
(9:44 PM) for the record, my brother is older than me, not younger
(9:44 PM) because you said earlier that it’s an older sibling thing
(9:45 PM) even if I feel older most of the time anyway
(9:46 PM) oh, cool
(9:47 PM) I mean half the time my sister acts like the older one anyway, because she’s smarter and stuff
(9:48 PM) so when is your brother gonna see your masterpiece. your modern day sistine chapel
(9:48 PM) any time now! he should be home from his girlfriend’s house any time now.
(9:49 PM) I HEAR HIS KEYS IN THE LOCK DOWNSTAIRS
(9:50 PM) OH SHIT!
(9:51 PM) GONNA GO HIDE BYE
(9:51 PM) GODSPEED
(9:56 PM) hey katara I just saw your messages
(9:56 PM) you really don’t have to scream at me like that it’s literally just clothes chill
(9:57 PM) if it bothers you so much i’ll clean it up when I get changed
(9:58 PM) KATARA!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
(9:59 PM) get shrekt