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(4:30 PM) Sokka.

(4:30 PM) Sokka you better answer right now.

(4:30 PM) I told you. Before we left today. I told you, CLEARLY, to pick up your dirty clothes from the bathroom after your shower and I TOLD YOU to pull the shower curtain right so you don’t get the floor all wet.

(4:31 PM) Why are there dirty clothes on this SOAKING WET bathroom floor. It smells like Shrek’s ARMPITS in here.

(4:31 PM) ANSWER RIGHT NOW.

(4:32 PM) I DO NOT EXIST TO PICK UP AFTER YOUR NASTY COTTAGE CHEESE SMELLING ASS.

(4:35 PM) YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M DONE. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS

 

(4:37 PM) um. hi. wrong number here.

(4:37 PM) don’t know who this sokka person is but it is not me

 

(4:38 PM) DON’T pull that stupid act on me again, sokka, i KNOW it’s you!!!!!! GET YOUR ASS HOME

 

(4:39 PM) I SWEAR I’M NOT SOKKA I’M REALLY NOT JUST CHECK THE NUMBER I’M NOT SOKKA

 

(4:40 PM) Oh my god. I am SO sorry. I am so, so sorry.

(4:40 PM) My brother just got a new phone and I copied his number wrong in my contacts.

(4:41 PM) I’m genuinely so sorry, this is so embarrassing.

 

(4:42 PM) it’s okay, i’m an older sibling too, i know the struggle

(4:42 PM) not that it’s any of my business, but don’t take any of sokka’s shit

 

(4:43 PM) you don’t have to tell me twice. I’ve perfected the art of making him regret crossing me. he better watch his fuckin back

 

(4:44 PM) badass

(4:45 PM) kinda curious now to see what you’ll do. someone who comes up with the term “it smells like shrek’s armpits in here” is clearly not to be fucked with

 

(4:46 PM) LMAOOO

(4:46 PM) thanks I guess

(4:47 PM) won’t bother you further. sorry again, wrong number person

 

(4:49 PM) no problem, shrek’s armpits


(5:30 PM) Nephew, Did You Remember To Clean The Milk Steamer? It Is Important to Do So As The Foam Sticks And It Becomes Difficult To Clean.

 

(5:31 PM) oh, sorry, i forgot

(5:32 PM) got a little distracted

 

(5:33 PM) I Have Noticed, Which Is Why I Am Reminding You. You Were Very Preoccupied With Your Cellphone When I Asked You. Are You Speaking to a Lady Friend?

(5:34 PM) Is It Mai?

(5:35 PM) ;-)

 

(5:36 PM) ew, uncle, no

(5:37 PM) mai and i broke up, like, weeks ago

 

(5:38 PM) Oh, I Remember. That Is A Pity.

(5:39 PM) You Were Never Quite Talented In The Romantic Department, Unfortunately.

(5:40 PM) I Can Assure You That This Was Not Inherited From Me. Many Women Have Been Charmed By My Advances.

 

(5:40 PM) can we stop talking about this

(5:40 PM) why are we texting anyway???? i’m literally just in the back room we can just TALK

 

(5:41 PM) This IPhone Business Is Very Fun. I Want To Figure Out How To Make The Emoji Of My Face.

(5:41 PM) I Still Want To Know Who Was Distracting You So Much.

 

(5:42 PM) this wrong number kept yelling at me because they thought I was their messy brother

(5:43 PM) I was really confused but then it got kind of funny

(5:43 PM) nothing romantic in question

 

(5:44 PM) Ah, I See. Meetings With Strangers Are Always Memorable, Accidental Ones More So.

 

(5:45 PM) you’re not gonna lecture me about predators on the internet?

 

(5:45 PM) I Am Quite Sure You Are Already Aware Of That, Nephew. It Goes Without Saying To Be Careful, Of Course.

(5:45 PM) Now Can You Please Clean The Milk Steamer.

 

(5:46 PM) right, sorry

 

(5:47 PM) And Don’t Forget The Little Tube, You Always Forget It.

 

(5:47 PM) yes, uncle

(5:48 PM) And Scrub Until There Are No Stains, Please.

 

(5:48 PM) yes, uncle


 

(9:00 PM) uh.

(9:00 PM) I probably shouldn’t take what you said literally but.

(9:01 PM) you said you wanted to know what I would do, so

(9:02 PM) here it is, the fruit of spite

 

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(9:30 PM) oh my GOD.

(9:31 PM) this is beautiful

 

(9:32 PM) *takes a bow*

 

(9:33 PM) how long did it take you to do this? HOW? DID YOU DO THIS?

(9:34 PM) also was your brother’s room this messy before you put the Shreks

 

(9:36 PM) It took me around five hours, start to finish. Made a trip to the local library. Printed the shreks. took me a while to cut them all up and stick them up on all his posters, but it was worth it.

(9:37 PM) even hid a few easter eggs where it’s most likely to scar him for the rest of his life

 

(9:38 PM) more like a few easter shreggs amirite

 

(9:38 PM) …

 

(9:39 PM) won’t do that again, sorry

(9:40 PM) anyway, that is scarily efficient and dedicated.

(9:40 PM) I’m terrified of you

 

(9:41 PM) as you should

(9:41 PM) sorry, I’m probably coming off as really mean, I swear I’m a much nicer person, my brother just brings out the villain in me

 

(9:42 PM) i can get that

(9:42 PM) my sister’s favorite game is “How Far I Can Push My Brother”

(9:43 PM) she usually wins. very easily

 

(9:43 PM) siblings.

(9:44 PM) for the record, my brother is older than me, not younger

(9:44 PM) because you said earlier that it’s an older sibling thing

(9:45 PM) even if I feel older most of the time anyway

 

(9:46 PM) oh, cool

(9:47 PM) I mean half the time my sister acts like the older one anyway, because she’s smarter and stuff

(9:48 PM) so when is your brother gonna see your masterpiece. your modern day sistine chapel

 

(9:48 PM) any time now! he should be home from his girlfriend’s house any time now.

(9:49 PM) I HEAR HIS KEYS IN THE LOCK DOWNSTAIRS

 

(9:50 PM) OH SHIT!

 

(9:51 PM) GONNA GO HIDE BYE

 

(9:51 PM) GODSPEED

 


 

(9:56 PM) hey katara I just saw your messages

(9:56 PM) you really don’t have to scream at me like that it’s literally just clothes chill

(9:57 PM) if it bothers you so much i’ll clean it up when I get changed

(9:58 PM) KATARA!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

 

(9:59 PM) get shrekt