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2020-10-17
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2021-05-02
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The way my trans themed boots crush transphobes is satisfying

Summary:

A chat fic for fairy tail.

 

Crazy Cousin: Transphobes aren't allowed. 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: You better of not hurt your hand again. 

 

Mother: I'm so proud 

 

Wine Uncle: Good job 

 

Baby Bro: … 

 

Baby Bro: Oh so when Rufus punches a transphobe it's " I'm so proud " but when I do it it's " Gray be more careful! " " Stop getting into fights! " 

Notes:

Hey guys! I wanted to start off with a small chapter! I also do accept ship suggestions if there's a pairing you want to see! (Yes this is a based off a rant I posted on Tumblr.)

Usernames
Gray- Baby Bro
Erza- Mother
Laxus- Wine Uncle
Rufus- Crazy Cousin
Rouge- The Only Cis Allowed
Sting- The Gremlin
Jellal- Star Kick Ass

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Trans Globe 

 

The Gremlin added Gray Fullbuster. 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Why Sting? 

 

Crazy Cousin: Another stolen child? 

 

Gray Fullbuster: What the fuck Sting 

 

The Gremlin: It was necessary! Besides we have a baby Trans here!!! 

 

Gray Fullbuster: ..  

 

Star Kick Ass: Hello Gray. Welcome to hell. 

 

Gray Fullbuster: I'm going to fucking kill him. 

 

The Gremlin: :0 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: No. Don't kill him. 

 

Gray Fullbuster: Why? 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: She will actually murder you. 

 

Mother changed Gray Fullbuster's name. 

 

Mother: Welcome. 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Oh god 

 

Baby Bro: ERZA 

 

Mother: You recognized me! 

 

Baby Bro: You are the only one that calls me this. 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Oh so you know Erza? 

 

The Gremlin: I'm,,, 

 

Baby Bro: Yeah I grew up with her 

 

Mother: You are leaving out the fact that we live together Gray 

 

Baby Bro: How is that relevant? 

 

Star Kick Ass: How are you alive? 

 

Baby Bro: I'm already dead Inside 

 

Mother: Gray we talked about this 

 

Baby Bro: Nope don't remember 

 

Wine Uncle: Why the fuck is Gray here? 

 

Baby Bro: Shut it Laxus 

 

Mother: Yeah shut it Laxus 

 

Wine Uncle: I will murder you both 

 

Baby Bro: Please? Put me out of my misery 

 

Star Kick Ass: … 

 

Star Kick Ass: I like him. 

 

Mother: Don't encourage him 

 

The Gremlin: Maybe he can make you all come out of hiding and actually talk

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Not a fucking chance 

 

The Gremlin: :( 

 

Baby Bro: Lmao BYE Weirdos I gotta go b4 my best friend kills me 

 

Mother: Bye Have Fun! 

 

Baby Bro: I'm going to strangle you. 

 

Wine Uncle: How. 

 

The Gremlin: He said he was trans after I asked him about the pride pin on his bag & I had to add him here. 

 

Crazy Cousin: I still don't know why Rogue is here 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Because Sting can't be in a gc without me apparently. 

 

The Gremlin: Hey! 

 

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Trans Globe 

 

Mother: @Baby Bro Are you alive? 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: What happened? 

 

Mother: I saw him do a backflip off a wall. Maybe I should ask Lucy. 

 

Wine Uncle: Who's Lucy? 

 

Mother: The Blond. 

 

Wine Uncle: Oh. 

 

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Trans Globe 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: @Mother Is he alive? 

 

Mother: Yes surprisingly. 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Thank fuck 

 

The Gremlin: Language  

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Bitch you curse worse than I do 

 

Mother: Sting you have no rights 

 

The Gremlin: No! 

 

Mother: Yes. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. 

 

The Gremlin: ;( 

 

____________________________________

 

The clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards 

 

Wine Uncle: Whom. 

 

The Gremlin: Gray. 

 

Wine Uncle: Thank you. 

 

____________________________________

 

The clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards 

 

Baby Bro: Sting you fucking SNITCH 

 

The Gremlin: :) 

 

Baby Bro: No fuckin perish 

 

The Gremlin: :0 

 

The Gremlin: >:0 

 

____________________________________

 

The clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards 

 

Crazy Cousin shared a video. 

[Video is set in a well lit room, Rufus' back is facing the camera. The room is filled with people with a circle cleared where Rufus is standing. The footage is shakey has it catches Rufus punching a person in front of him. There's a loud yell of " Trans Rights " before the video cuts out.] 

 

Crazy Cousin: Transphobes aren't allowed. 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: You better of not hurt your hand again. 

 

Mother: I'm so proud 

 

Wine Uncle: Good job 

 

Baby Bro: … 

 

Baby Bro: Oh so when Rufus punches a transphobe it's " I'm so proud " but when I do it it's " Gray be more careful! " " Stop getting into fights! " 

 

Mother: Because you fight men 10x your size 

 

Baby Bro: And I fucking win 

 

Wine Uncle: He has a point 

 

Crazy Cousin: We should punch transphobes together 

 

Baby Bro: Yes. 

 

____________________________________

 

The clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards 

 

The Gremlin: I can't believe that it's been a month since I've adopted Gray 

 

Crazy Cousin: Surprise adoption

 

Mother: Kidnapping 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: None of those things! 

 

Mother: Party pooper 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Did you take your meds 

 

Mother: No 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: Go take them before I get Gray 

 

Mother: …. 

 

Mother: No 

 

The Only Cis Allowed: @Baby Bro 

 

Baby Bro: Erza. 

 

Mother: Fine. 

 

Baby Bro: That's what I fucking thought dumb bitch 

 

Mother: Cuddles? 

 

Baby Bro: After you take your meds. 

 

Mother: Okay 

 

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The clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards 

 

Baby Bro: Erzas user is a lie she's a disaster 

 

Mother: You have to be put down 

 

Baby Bro: N o p e 

 

The Gremlin: But I like him 

 

Mother: Friendship? 

 

The Gremlin: Yes because I would ever date Gray 

 

Baby Bro: I hope the fuck you wouldn't 

 

The Gremlin: big mood 

 

Mother: Good.