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- Prowl’s forbidden files ( they were terrifying)
- Sunstreaker without any armour on ( the streaker part of his name does mean something)
- The embarrassing shaped scar on my aft ( it’s not pleasant. Sunstreaker laughs when he sees it because he remembers how I got it)
- Sunstreaker beating me after a sparring match ( he gloats and insults me)
- Jazz’s forbidden files ( his files are nightmare inducing)
- The stuff rust sticks are made of ( when I found that out. I didn’t eat any treats for a full month)
- Sunstreaker crying ( It is the worst thing)
- The Dinobots at feeding time ( it was an absolute mess)
- Storage room 14 A ( that room is filled with kinky stuff that I don’t want to know who owns it all)
- The Decepticon wash racks with Decepticons in it ( a special ops mission that I got lost on. I saw things I will never repeat to anyone)
- Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp in compromising positions in a canyon while on patrol ( My audio’s never fully recovered from Starscream’s vocals and Thundercracker’s sonic waves)
- Skywarp and Thundercracker kissing like crazy ( I should delete my video footage of the nemesis or sell it)
- Megatron and Soundwave in compromising positions in the throne room ( I blame my spy cameras for this one)
- Sunstreaker cooking ( the mess he leaves and it tastes disgusting)
- Ratchet’s personal quarters ( there were energon stains on the tools hanging on the wall)
- That one time on Halloween Sunstreaker’s costume “ mysteriously” blew up Marilyn Monroe style ( the only way the costume would fit required Sunstreaker to remove his pelvic armour so he flashed the entire ark. My optics never recovered)
- Sunstreaker dressed as a scary clown ( he was terrifying and he was carrying an axe)
- Tracks lip syncing “ Uptown Girl” only with his pelvic armour on ( I am never listening to that song again)
- Sunstreaker wearing a Decepticon symbol and had red optics ( it was horrible)
- Some unattractive femmes sunbathing ( it was awful)
- Sunstreaker wounded ( I hate seeing my strong powerful brother in pain)
- Prowl smiling at me ( it is creepy)
- Sunstreaker high on pain killers ( he becomes all cuddly and hugging anything in reach)
- The mini bots the size of giants ( Wheeljack’s failed attempt at making a shrink ray)
- Sunstreaker’s bare aft ( he was in the process of cleaning his armour)
- Sunstreaker overcharged singing and dancing like Freddy Mercury ( it was so bad and funny at the same time)
- Wheeljack’s unmasked face ( it is not a pretty sight)
- Prowl and Jazz arguing which turned into makeup interfacing ( I left the room and they didn’t notice but I saw hands wandering)
- The dead organic in my quarters ( no wonder Sunstreaker complained about the smell)
- Bluestreak and Bumblebee entering an empty storage area with hands wandering everywhere ( I don’t think those two are innocent anymore)
- Jazz doing yoga ( transformers should not be able to bend like that)
- My porn collection in the waste disposal ( I know Sunstreaker did it)
- Sunstreaker playing with his dolls ( they are creepy with their unmoving eyes)
- The Decepticon cells ( they keep pieces of dead mechs in there)
- Shockwave with a face ( it was weird)
- Wheeljack’s laboratory ( so many pieces of failed experiments and junk)
- Red Alert’s personal files ( that guy seriously needs therapy)
- Sunstreaker in berserker mode holding a severed helm ( I’m glad it was not mine)
- Hound and Mirage in compromising positions in the woods ( I never want to leave the Ark)
- A Decepticon med bay ( there were puddles of fluids and the tools were dripping energon)
- Sunstreaker lip syncing “ Sexy and I know it” in the wash racks without armour ( absolutely funny but so wrong)
- Soundwave without his face mask ( it was not pretty)
- Sunstreaker eating organic food and then throwing up( it was a dare. Ratchet had to give him a tank flush)
- Shockwave’s private laboratory ( it was horrifying, puddles of fluids and the tools were dripping energon)
- Megatron and Shockwave in compromising positions in a Decepticon laboratory ( I saw this while being tied down and about to be experimented on)
- Sunstreaker’s porn collection ( it only contained pictures of himself in sexy poses)
- Starscream’s personal files ( it was all pictures of himself, narcissist)
- Sunstreaker surrounded by his destroyed artwork ( he wouldn’t stop crying for a few hours)
- The main seeker trine without their armour ( this happened when I was stuck in the Decepticon wash racks)
- Sunstreaker covered in energon pointing his blaster at me ( he was in full berserker mode)