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Tax Fraud Squad
4;online Dec 5 ,2020 9:08am
simp: yooooooo this chat died
furry: yeah cause you were in the hospital dumbfuck
nausea: wait jun was in the hospital-
simp: you didnt know???
simp: i told soon to tell everyone 😭😭
nausea: how did you even get into the hospital 😭😭😭
simp: before you explain is haohao in this chat
furry: yeah why
simp: kick him real quick
furry removed gr8 m8 from the chat
simp: kay now you can explain
furry: jun was walking down some stairs while looking at his phone and broke his leg
furry: two days before our dance showcase
angel: disappointed but not surprised
nausea: i think that pretty much describes your entire parenting journey
furry: wait listen thats not even the worst part
furry: the reason why he fell is cuz he saw a cute photo of minghao and he just like floppped down the stairs.
simp: yeah and i had to watch the performance through facetime
simp: ya'll slayed btw
father is online
father: *y'all
simp: whatever ugh
simp: you can add hao back now
furry added gr8 m8 to the chat
furry: and now we wait for minghao to see the explanation and beat you up
simp: not you wanting me to get beat up after just coming out of my cast 😔😔
simp: fake friend
furry: luv you bae😘
simp: thats why ur the side chick😳😳
furry: now what is that supposed to mean
Tax Fraud Squad
8;online Dec 5 2020 1:37pm
gr8 m8: Wen Junhui
bruh: uh oh
gr8 m8: YOU FUCKING IDIOT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
gr8 m8: Im not even mad you couldnt perform the dance we worked on for mouths
gr8 m8: im mad because you didn't tell me you were in the FUCKING HOSPITAL ISTG YOU DUMBFUCK
gr8 m8: LIKE YOU SAID U WERE TRAVELING AND I DIDNTG QUESTION IT
gr8 m8: I GUESS I WAS STUPID TO BELIEVE YOU
simp: i didn't want to make you stressed before the show 🥺🥺
gr8 m8: bullshit
edgelord: wait
edgelord: jun was in the hospital????
furry: you didnt know?? LMFAO
edgelord: no???
simp: your my best friend???
father: *you're
child: isnt hao ur best friend??
simp: no
simp: hes loml
gr8 m8: eat dog shit you degenerate
simp: only if its yours ;)
bruh:...
angel:...
edgelord:...
child:...
father:...
furry: wtf jun
nausea is online
nausea: the first thing i see when i get online is that jun would eat minghaos shit if he was a dog
simp: I would eat my boyfriends shit but only if he was a dog. If hes a human its weird
furry: it doesn't make a difference???? your still eating shit????
father: *you're
edgelord: #Junisoverparty
angel: i dont get it
angel: its only just barely the afternoon and jun has still managed to get canceled
simp: its obvious dog shit is prob nutritional
simp: i mean look at all that weird stuff in dog food
gr8 m8: no you know what
gr8 m8: were breaking up
simp: I WOULD EAT SHIT FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME???????
simp: were over.
simp: forget you.
gr8 m8: fine >:(
simp: fine >>:(
simp is offline
gr8 m8 is offline
furry: wtf just happened????????
bruh: idk man but
bruh: how much you wanna bet they're making out as we speak because he finds it hot that jun would eat shit for him
furry: $25
bruh: aight bet
Tax Fraud Squad
2;online Dec 6, 2020 6:23am
simp: yk the doctor said no hardcore movement
simp: but hao im pretty sure you could still ride me
edgelord: NOOOO STOP
edgelord: GO TO PRIV LOSER
simp: i cant
simp: he blocked me 😭😭
simp: someone pass the message pleek
edgelord: i mean i can pass it ig
edgelord: why did he block you????
simp: i was sending dick pics during his exam 😁😁
edgelord: nvm perish
simp: NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO I NEED YOU PLEASE
simp: WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING IN LIKE 3 MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY BROKEN LEG AND THE DANCE SHOW
edgelord: yikes bro
edgelord: ill pass the message #BroCode
simp: THANK YOU
simp: THANK YOU
simp: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
simp: my one true friend <3
edgelord: whatever
Tax Fraud Squad
5;online Dec 7,2020 7:38am
simp: :))))))))))))))))))
edgelord:...
simp: good morning :))))))))))))))))))))
child: ??? are you ok hyung????
simp: im better than ok :))))))))))))))))))))
simp: im fabulous
simp: best i've ever been :)))))))))))))))))))))))
child: im confused what happened???
simp: welllllllllllll :)))))))))))
angel: DONT.YOU.DARE.
child: ?????
simp: sorry you'll learn another time :))))))
furry: jun
simp: yessiree :)))))
furry: why did hao send me a text saying that he couldnt practice today
simp: i wouldn't know a thing officer :)))))))
simp: no hardcore physical activities :)))))))))
child: whats wrong with hao?????
child: oml did yall pretend to have a WWE fight again 😭😭😭😭😭😭
child: last time yalll wrestled neither of you would walk
simp: see about that WRESTLING...😁😁
edgelord: jun don't
simp: my lips are sealed 🤐🤐
child:...you guys are weird
gr8 m8 is online
gr8 m8: heyo :))))))))))))
child: you too?????????
child: is this some kinda disease??????
furry: theyre both gonna get aids
gr8 m8: 🤔
gr8 m8: 😼😼
simp: do you need help getting out of bed?
child: why would he need help?
gr8 m8: 👀 :)))))))))))
gr8 m8: also yes my legs hurt-
child: why?
gr8 m8: cause i was riding a wild animal last night 😏😏
edgelord: 🤮🤮🤮
child: but i thought yall were wrestling 😭😭
gr8 m8: sure lets go with wrestling
child: whats going on 😭😭😭😭
simp: :)))))))))))))
furry: oh my frick fracking fucking god just tell him yall fucked and move on 🙄🙄
child: !!!!!
edgelord: id run if i were you soons
furry: you think i'm scared of jeonghan pfffft
father is online
father: you have 2 seconds
furry: oh shit gotta blast
furry is offline
father is offline
angel: and tbh i thought he was the good child
edgelord: you had too much faith 💀💀💀
gr8 m8: jun you bitch
gr8 m8: help me my legs are asleep
simp: i am helping you 😎 😎
gr8 m8: and tell me
gr8 m8: how is stripping naked gonna help me???
simp: im gonna help you go places you could never go without me :))))))))))))))
gr8 m8: JUN IM GONNA BE LATE
simp: wait shit same
simp: ok ill save it for later 😏😏
edgelord: please do
child: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE
simp: you'll see someday chan
simp: trust me you'll see
gr8 m8: jun were gonna be late and ur still fucking naked 😭😭😭
simp: OMG NO
simp: you think i can go to class naked???
gr8 m8: wtf no
gr8 m8: you'd get fucking arrested bitch
simp: what why?
simp: people should be grateful they get to see MY naked body
gr8 m8: 💀💀
edgelord: jun is once again
edgelord: canceled
Tax Fraud Squad
5;online Dec 7, 2020 2:45pm
child: guess whose got a date~~
simp: me~~
child: i mean i was gonna say me but good for you ig
angel: rlly channie???
angel: im omg a #proudparent
simp: date tip: pretend to forget your wallet so they have to pay for everything :)
angel: stop projecting your messed up lifestyle on him you hoe
simp: ouchie :(
simp: anyway whos the date??
child: this girl from dance
simp: GIRL!!!!???
father: name, age, specimen
simp: SPECIMEN LMFAO
simp: CHAN OUT HERE DATING DIFFERENT SPECIES
simp: I GOTTA GET ON HIS LEVEL
nausea: break up with hao then
simp: what you wanna date him?
nausea: no i was staying that if you wanna date another species you would have to break up with hao
nausea: yk what the fuck am i trying to explain myself to YOU of all people
simp: im joking oh my lawd hy you take everything so serious ugh
simp: plus i know who YOU wanna date👀👀👀
nausea: ....no
simp: anyway which girl
child: kim hyesu
simp: OOOO SHES ONE OF THE HIP HOPPIES
nausea: the fuck is that
simp: the hip hop dancers
nausea: thats what you call them??
simp: ye its cute right
nausea: not rlly
simp: </3
child: yeah shes a hip hop dancer and her spotify is FIRE
angel: hard to find people with good music taste these days fr
father: were gonna have to do a deep dive on her later han
angel: ooooooo we havent done one of those since minghao
child: please don't doxx my date oml
Tax Fraud Squad
4;online Dec 7, 2020 4:32pm
bruh: some guy is watching gay anime porn next to me
edgelord: ....
simp: go watch with him 🥺🥺
edgelord: canceled yet again :/
simp: for wanting that good hentai???
simp: (is it good 😳😳 ??)
bruh: actually yes
edgelord: you're watching it??
bruh: yup
simp: whats the guys name
bruh: jonas i think-
bruh: wait
bruh: his name is joshua
furry: FOREIGNER????
bruh: he speaks Le English
bruh: yo this some lit gay hentai though fr
simp: add him
simp: i want this lit hentai you speak of
bruh added Joshua
simp changed Joshua's name to "pervert"
pervert: i was expecting this-
bruh: woah rlly
pervert: no one can accept us gay hentai watching men
pervert: im shunned by my mom 😢😢
furry: fr?
pervert: no
pervert: she doesn't even know i watch hentai 😎😎
simp: you seem like the type of person who still has a bedtime
simp: just a random guess...
simp: (am i right though)
pervert: no
pervert: well maybe
edgelord: ....what time
pervert: 9:30 pm sharp-
pervert: its good to have a schedule yk!!!
nausea is online
nausea: stop blowing up the chat i have things to do
nausea: wait
nausea: someones new
nausea: whose pervert 😭😭😭
furry: vernons anime porn friend joshua
nausea: i
nausea: am not surprised
nausea: everyone in this group is either a pyscho
nuasea: a perv
nausea: or a hoe
bruh: or all three
simp: dont gotta call me out like this guys!!!
angel is online
angel: jihoon told me joshua was here :)
pervert: who are you
angel: ITS ME JEONGHAN
angel: OMG DID YOU FORGET ME 😭😭😭
angel: IVE NEVER BEEN SO HURT
pervert: ain't no way
pervert left the chat
angel added pervert to the chat
angel: stay or im getting cheol
simp: ya'll know each other????
nausea: *y'all
simp: smd
angel: yes very well actually
angel: we've known each other since josh transferred
angel: we have a 95 liner gc with cheol and were besties
angel: right joshie???? :)))
pervert: no
pervert: begone evil spirit
simp: no one can save you now >:)
simp: your in hell
nausea: *you're
simp: y'o'u'r'e'u'g'l'y
nausea: yo momma
simp: my moms dead not cool man 😢😢
nausea: ok?? 😭😭
simp: UR SO MEAN TO ME
gr8 m8 is online
gr8 m8: jun
simp: uh oh :3c
gr8 m8: YOU WERE SUPPOSED THE FEED THE CAT DUMBASS
gr8 m8: WHEN I GOT HOME SHE WAS LIKE SO SAD
gr8 m8: SHES STARVING
bruh: yikes
bruh: you didnt feed the cat bro
bruh: thats fucked
simp: ik im sorry
simp: forgive me hao
gr8 m8: no
simp: ill give you the best head ever in your whole life
gr8 m8:....
gr8 m8: still no
simp: you thought about it :3c
gr8 m8: were breaking up
gr8 m8: im leaving and im taking the cat
simp: NO THATS MY BABY
gr8 m8: save it for court junhui
simp: >>>>>>>>>>:((((((((((((((
edgelord: welcome to the tax fraud squad joshua
pervert: i wanna leave
simp: I GAVE BIRTH TO THAT CAT
simp: I CARRIED HER IN MY WOMB
bruh: is that what happens when hao tops
bruh: you get cat babies
bruh: thats crazy bro
simp: no hiding it now hao 😔😔
simp: guess we gotta tell them the truth
gr8 m8: oh my lawd
gr8 m8: i did not impregnate you with cat babies 😭😭
father: everyone to bed
angel: ok daddy ;)
child: ew
furry: DONT WORRY CHANNIE POO ILL PROTECT YOU FROM THEM
edgelord: trust me chan has seen worse-
child: i've done worse tbh
angel: WHAT
father: WHAT
child: i gotta water my fish bye
child is offline
simp: so about that head hao
gr8 m8: kys
simp: WHYYYYYYY I JUST WANNA GIVE YOU HEAD :(
furry: why does every convo end like this 😭😭😭
pervert: i wanna go home
bruh: this is your home man