Chapter 1: Book 1
Chapter Text
Book one: water
Aang has added Sokka and Katara to the chat.
Aang has changed his name to The Avatar.
Sokka has changed his name to Boomerang Boi
The Avatar: guys since we’re traveling together now and we’re friends, I made a group chat!
Katara: thanks Aang
Boomerang Boi: Katara change your name
Katara: Why?
Boomerang Boi: because its boring otherwise
Katara: Ok fine
Katara changed her name to Southern Waterbender
The Avatar named the group chat Team Avatar
Team Avatar
The Avatar: maybe the southern air temple was a bad idea after all
Southern Waterbender: I’m sorry Aang
Boomerang Boi: I told you we should’ve told him beforehand
Southern Waterbender: At least we now know for sure that it takes a lot for the avatar state to trigger
Boomerang Boi: where to next?
The Avatar: idk, just head up north now I guess
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: Sokka get up and make food
Boomerang Boi: no
Southern Waterbender: why not?
Boomerang Boi: because that’s a girl’s job
Southern Waterbender: shut the fuck up, I hope you get the misogyny beat out of you
Team Avatar
Suki has been added to the chat
Suki has changed her name to Kyoshi Warrior
Kyoshi Warrior: welp that was a fun couple of days. Thanks for adding me to this chat ig
Southern Waterbender: Suki just put this chat on silent since your not traveling with us, and text every couple of weeks or something just to check in or something
Kyoshi Warrior: ok cool
Boomerang Boi: thanks Suki for uh helping me realize I was wrong in my beliefs
Kyoshi Warrior: No problem, it was fun beating you up.
Southern Waterbender: wait you did what now?
Boomerang Boi: Nothing!
Kyoshi Warrior: beat Sokka up after he challenged me
Southern Waterbender: As you should
Team Avatar
The Avatar: well I didn’t know Bumi was a king
Boomerang Boi: How did he even become king?
Southern Waterbender: based on his behavior, I guess we’ll never know
Unknown Number opened a private chat with Aang
Unknown Number: Not to be weird, but where is your exact location right now?
Aang: what why?
Unknown Number: Just curious.
Aang: who is this
Unknown Number: Uh, we met at the southern watertribe
Aang: I didn’t really interact with anyone at the southern water tribe except Sokka, Katara and…. Zuko how did you get this number?
Unknown Number: uhhh this is not Zuko its Sokka from a new phone?
Aang: If you're Sokka, you're literally traveling with me on Appa rn, so why would you need to know where I am? You know what, bye.
Aang closed private chat with Unknown Number
Aang blocked Unknown Number
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: well that was couple of wild and interesting days
The Avatar: Haru was nice, but I can’t believe you lost your necklace.
Southern Waterbender: Me neither
Team Avatar
Boomerang Boi: YO THAT WAS INSANE!!!!
Southern Waterbender: Honestly can’t believe we met ROKU
Boomerang Boi: wonder what that admiral dude was talking about and why Zuko was chained up too
Southern Waterbender: It probably doesn’t matter
Kyoshi Warrior: Wait catch me up on what happened.
Southern Waterbender: Aang went to a fire nation temple to talk to his past life and a bunch of fire nation people showed up. Probably wouldn’t have made it out had Avatar Roku not taken over Aang’s body briefly.
Kyoshi Warrior: well I guess you learn something new everyday
The Avatar: It really wasn’t that exciting
Boomerang Boi: oh shut up Aang
Unknown Number opened private chat with Katara
Unknown Number: Where you at, I wanna hang out. Don’t worry I’m not an adult
Katara: who is this
Unknown Number: a friend I guess
Katara: A friend? Zuko, don’t text this number
Katara blocked Unknown Number
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: Can’t believe prince bacon face has my necklace
The Avatar: I can’t either. Hey at least I now know some waterbending and you know some more
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: I hate Jet. I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!
Boomerang Boi: hate to say it, but I told you so
Southern Waterbender: shut up, I know you were right now
Team Avatar
Boomerang Boi: dang I missed unlocking sad backstory time so I could go nearly die in a storm
Southern Waterbender: yep
The Avatar: Wonder why Zuko let us go.
Southern Waterbender: Probably because we just saved him
Aang unblocked Unknown Number
Aang named them Zuko
Aang opened private chat with Zuko
Aang: hey, uh, thanks for saving me as the blue spirit back there
Zuko: you do realize I was still trying to capture you for myself right?
Aang: I do, but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Zuko: no, I’m not joining your team.
Aang: fine then
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: wow that fortune teller was interesting
Boomerang Boi: take it with a grain of salt
Southern Waterbender: I wonder if she was right about me marrying a powerful bender
Kyoshi Warrior: Wait what you might get married to a powerful bender?!
Boomerang Boi: again, I don’t believe it, that lady was wrong about a volcano eruption and science. She probably had no clue who Katara wanted to get married to.
Kyoshi Warrior: Ok then
Southern Waterbender: Aang did make me a nice necklace to sit in place for the one Zuko stole!
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Kyoshi Warrior: that’s cool Aang.
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: honestly I’m just disappointed in all of us
The Avatar: Hey at least I got your necklace back
Boomerang Boi: That doesn’t mean what you did was right
Aang opened private chat with Zuko
Aang: Look I don’t care if you try to capture me, but please don’t steal Katara’s necklace
Zuko: ok fine, I’ll leave her necklace alone
Aang: thank you! :)
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: WE FINALLY MADE IT! Waterbending training, here I come
Kyoshi Warrior: Didn’t you guys start travelling like two and a half months ago?
Boomerang Boi: Yeah but Aang gets distracted
The Avatar: I do not!
Boomerang Boi: You're just lying to yourself. Anyways, we got a banquet to attend
Team Avatar
Southern Waterbender: can’t believe Gran Gran was gonna marry him of all people
Boomerang Boi: honestly can’t believe it, they don’t seem compatible
The Avatar: Hey look on the bright side, you get to train with me now
Iroh opened a private chat with Zuko
Iroh: Zuko are you alive and ok?
Zuko: yeah, but those pirates from a while ago nearly got me in an explosion
Iroh: Zhao said you died in an accident
Zuko: Since when do we believe Zhao?
Iroh: I didn’t. Disguise yourself as a guard and get on ship, I have some plans.
Team Avatar
Boomerang Boi: So we should unpack all that just happened
The Avatar: The fire nation nearly had a successful raid, Zuko kidnapped me while I was in the spirit world, I turned into a huge spirit monster to get rid of Fire Navy ships, and Yue turned into the moon
Southern Waterbender: I can’t believe Yue is just… gone
Boomerang Boi: I know
The Avatar: she’ll always be a spirit
Kyoshi Warrior: I want to ask, but I’m not going to
Unknown Number opened a private chat with Zuko
Zuko: Who is this?
Unknown Number: what up Zuzu
End of Book One
Chapter 2: Book 2 begins
Summary:
Lol this is after the third episode
Notes:
Sorry for not updating, I low key forgot this fic exists
Also I changed the format because im too lazy to do what I had going
Anyways I skipped the first two episodes of book two, and it’s gonna be less linear but still generally following canon
Also everyone’s probably OOC in this fic but oh well
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Bot number added Aang, Sokka, Katara, Suki, Zuko, Azula, Ty Lee, and Mai to a group text
Bot: please use this text for communication in desperate situations only please.
Bot left the group chat
Sokka: ok what the fuck
Azula: why am I in a group chat with you guys of everyone
Katara: I can’t undo it
Aang: I think we could use this as an opportunity to get along! Also we shouldn’t be texting here, the bot said it was for emergencies only!
Zuko: literally shut up
Katara: if I’m gonna be in a group text with weird ass fire bender who chased us for months and weird fire bender who just tried to kill us now, im staying here
Suki: Im not opposed
Sokka: ok but who’s ty Lee and mai?
Ty Lee: we were with azula in omashu.
also nice to see you zuko
Zuko: you too
Suki changed the chat name to 🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Sokka: I-
Suki: I know no ones trying to deny it
Azula: i mean your not wrong
Suki: exactly
Zuko: Mai get in here
Mai: no
Katara: ok bonding time aside, let’s all introduce ourselves, with our names and a fact about ourselves
Aang: Aang, and im the avatar
Azula: literally everyone knows that
Katara: I’m katara, and I like to sightsee and swim
Mai: lol loser
Katara: oh shut up
Sokka: well I’m Sokka, and i only cum along with aang for the food and jokes
Suki: CUM??!!??
Sokka: SHIT I MEANT COME
Ty Lee: no offense, but how do you misspell the word come
Mai: wow this is who rhe fire nation fights against
Azula: I’m now screenshoting that for black mail
Sokka: you’re literally some rich fire nation kid, there’s probably some other way for you to find black mail on me
Katara: y’all can we get back on topic
Zuko: im Zuko and I want to die
Sokka: mood
Azula: I can do that as a favor😁
Zuko: I’m the only person allowed to kill me
Suki: anyways, im Suki, and Im not really close friends with anyone in here, I just vibed with aang and friends for a few days and am now here
Azula: I’m azula, and I’m the future fire lord🙂
Katara: oh you’re zukos sister, that must suck
Zuko: UM-
Suki: why did you use that emoji it’s so threatening
Azula: why I like it🙂
Ty Lee: Im Ty Lee, and I just want us to get along!
Aang: that’s fair
Mai: Im mai and I wanna stab everyone here
Suki: can’t blame you
Katara: ok but one more rule of this chat for all our sanity
Sokka: what
Katara: don’t mention this to anyone outside of this text, and don’t talk about it in real life
Aang: that’s cool
Azula: fair
Mai: I don’t want to be here anyways, I can accept that
Katara: well that’s settled then, good by for now
Sokka: wait, we should do names for everyone
Katara: ok
Aangs name was changed to Connie Springer kinnie
Kataras name was changed to girlboss
Sokkas name was changed to boomerang hoe
Sukis name was changed to god
Zukos name was changed to burnt chicken nugget
Azulas name was changed to kick ass fire lesbian
Ty Lees name was changed to circus freak
Mais name was changed to knife
Girlboss: ok who did this
Boomerang hoe: not me
Kick ass fire lesbian: eh I don’t mind it
Connie springer kinnie: let’s just leave it
God: I also can’t change it
Notes:
Anyways do y’all wanna see more zukka, sukitara, or mailee content next chapter
Chapter 3: Are we all gay🤔
Summary:
More season two stuff
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Connie Springer Kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai
Boomerang hoe: roses are red, violets are blue, I hate swamps and you should too😁
Circus freak: what happened
Girlboss: we got stuck in a swamp for like six hours
Connie Springer kinnie: all I got out of it was spiritual stuff and I saw a vision of a girl
Kick ass fire lesbian: did the avatar just go horny
Girlboss: Aang no
Knife: ur just jealous
Girlboss: ITS LITERALLY A VISION WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS
Connie Springer kinnie: besides I didn’t even get that good of a look at her
God: anything else?
Boomerang hoe: I saw my dead ex
God: oh.
Circus freak: sorry for your loss
Boomerang hoe: off topic but why is the earth kingdom so fucking hot
God: thanks!
Burnt chicken nugget: no you’re right, I’m like walking in the middle of the woods with my uncle and I swear I’m gonna collapse
Burnt chicken nugget: I swear I’ll surrender to the fire nation just because their prisons have decent AC
Connie Springer kinnie: no because you’re right
Girlboss: I hate to say it, but Zuko is right
God: the fact y’all know this stuff is disturbing
God: also is anyone here homophobic? I’m talking mostly to the fire nation people
Kick ass fire lesbian: I’m not denying my name, I don’t give two fucks what my father thinks if girl kiss girl
Circus freak: there’s a reason I rejected every single guy at the circus and practiced kissing with Azula as a kid
Knife: lol I hate horny men, anyways girls and anyone’s who’s not a male hot
God: Zuko?
Burnt chicken nugget: growing out of my homophobe phase is my biggest flex. Lol anyways I’m gay
Boomerang hoe: is anyone here straight?
Connie Springer kinnie:
Girlboss:
God:
Kick ass fire lesbian:
Burnt chicken nugget:
Circus freak:
Knife:
Boomerang hoe: lol I take that as a no. Anyways I just recently realized I’m bi
Circus freak: that’s cool!
Girlboss: I’m bi too
God: as am I, and I have a preference for women
Connie Springer kinnie: I don’t have a preference for gender, so pan ig
God: also what’s everyone’s pronouns? I regret not asking that earlier, but mine are she/her
Connie Springer kinnie: I don’t really conform to gender, please use they/he
Girlboss: she/they!
Boomerang hoe: he/him. Also thanks Suki for teaching me that
God: 🥰
Burnt chicken nugget: he/they
Kick ass fire lesbian: she/her
Circus freak: they/she, I love feminine stuff but don’t conform fully to being a girl
Knife: she/her
Girlboss: anyways talk to y’all later
Knife: night
Circus freak: night
Notes:
Lol so this had a lot more gay themes
For reference, Ty Lee is a Demi girl, Aang is non binary, and Suki is trans, but that’s not mentioned
Chapter 4: Kyoshi is actually so cool🤩
Summary:
This is the Kyoshi episode
Notes:
There’s references to the Kyoshi novels and the Suki alone comic, so if you haven’t read either just skip this
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai
Girlboss: are we gonna talk about how Kyoshi is literally the original girlboss?
God: why do you think I became a Kyoshi warrior?
Connie Springer kinnie: those weren’t really my thoughts when I was about to get killed or whatever but ok
Burnt chicken nugget: as someone who has gotten my ass beat by you, I can confidently say that you wouldn’t have gotten killed
Kick ass fire lesbian: at least ur admitting it
Connie Springer kinnie: yeah but I wanted to give those people closure
Burnt chicken nugget: and then you had to go and be a good person
Boomerang hoe: I was opposed to Aang getting killed, but if it meant we got to see Kyoshi it was worth it
Connie Springer kinnie: oh
Circus freak: tbh, she does seem cool, there isn’t too much slander of her in fire nation history books
Knife: maybe because the books stop with info about almost everything like 120 years ago?
Circus freak: fair
God: did you all also know she had a bad ass fire bender bodyguard/girlfriend
Girlboss: no actually
Burnt chicken nugget: it’s probably not mentioned in the history books since I’ve never heard of it
God: I only know cuz of the Kyoshi warrior training
Boomerang hoe: ur telling me the avatar dated a FIRE BENDER?!??!
Knife: we weren’t always like this💀
Kick ass fire lesbian: oh Rangi, I dug through a forbidden book once cuz I wanted more information about fire bending techniques
God: didn’t she bend white fire?
Kick ass fire lesbian: yeah she did, it’s apparently really difficult
Kick ass fire lesbian: obviously why I tried it
Boomerang hoe: high achiever much?
Circus freak: *little miss perfect starts playing*
Kick ass fire lesbian: oh shut up
God: speaking of girlfriends and Kyoshi, I thought I’d let y’all know I left the island
God: also I met my sister who left earlier, and she’s a power lesbian
God: it supports my theory that all Kyoshi warriors are gay
Knife: makes sense tbh
Girlboss: your sister sounds cool
God: yeah she is
Connie Springer kinnie: anyways, I need to go reasonably bargain with some nearby village for some food
Burnt chicken nugget: that sounds illegal but I do worse so-
Circus freak: byeee
Notes:
We get Toph next chapter🥶
Also out of the ships tagged, which ones do y’all wanna see moments of
Chapter 5: Siblings suck and Toph is amazing
Summary:
TOPH GETS ADDED
Also some more shippy stuff, mostly mailee with a side dashing of sukitara and yuetara
Chapter Text
🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai
*Girlboss added Toph to the chat*
Girlboss: this is Toph, she’s with me and my friends
Toph: sup my dudes
*Toph’s name was changed to Blind Bitch*
Blind Bitch: please say actual things, I use text to speech and can’t understand what you say when you slam your keyboard
Kick ass fire lesbian: alright fair
God: Toph, if your comfortable answering, what are your pronouns and sexuality
Blind Bitch: I don’t care what pronouns you use for me, any pronouns I guess, and I never have had romantic nor sexual
feelings for anyone and probably never will, so probably aroace. I’ve also never really felt like a girl in the way my parents see
Connie Springer kinnie: oh I thought you were a girl in my vision in the swamp, I’m so sorry
Blind Bitch: nah it’s fine
Circus freak: are you a bender
Blind Bitch: I’m glad you asked😈
Blind Bitch: I like to consider myself a very talented earth bender
Boomerang hoe: can confirm, they are very good at what they do
God: oh cool, it’s nice to have another person from the earth kingdom here
Burnt chicken nugget: is literally everyone here a prodigy?
God: I think so
Boomerang hoe: don’t worry, I’m not that good at stuff
Circus freak: me and Mai are both respected non bender prodigies at the martial arts we perform
Knife: I like to think me and Ty Lee are a power couple
Circus freak: thank you♡´・ᴗ・`♡
Knife: love you too
Connie Springer kinnie: wait you two are a couple?
Knife: we started ‘dating’ as kids, but now we’re older and have never broke up since
Circus freak: yeah me and Mai are lesbians in love
Kick ass fire lesbian: still jealous of what they have going on
Blind Bitch: I’ve been here for like five minutes and everyone in here seems extremely gay
Burnt chicken nugget: you’re not wrong small child
Blind Bitch: I will remove your leg privileges if you ever call me that again
God: oh shit
Burnt chicken nugget: ok then
Knife: Zuko I’m pretty sure ur the oldest one here at 16
Girlboss: yeah seems correct cuz I scrolled and saw Azula say she’s younger than Zuko and what weird kid has friends that are like 18
Kick ass fire lesbian: idk I was a prett weird kid
Burnt chicken nugget: you pushed me off a roof when we were eight and six
Blind Bitch: Huh
God: WHAT-
Kick ass fire lesbian: it was out of love
Boomerang hoe: katara has threatened to steal my girlfriends from me
Girlboss: you’ve dated one person, and that was yue, and we only kissed once!
Boomerang hoe: exactly
God: I’d date both of you, whichever one made the move first
Girlboss: alright bet
Boomerang hoe: game on, dearest sister
Blind Bitch: so glad I’m an only child
Knife: I have a brother but he’s like two and isn’t gonna make a move on my partner nor push me off a roof
Connie Springer kinnie: is this what having siblings is like? Because if so, I’m thankful I never had any
Circus freak: no, everyone here just has issues
Chapter 6
Notes:
This technically takes place during Zuko alone
Also I don’t know why this has 95 kudos, this is something I do in my spare time, but thanks
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai
Burnt chicken nugget: and now for a question I’ve been wondering for a while
Kick ass fire lesbian: how fucking stupid can you get?
Burnt chicken nugget: no- @Conniespringerkinnie , do you have a crush on Katara?
Connie Springer kinnie: well, maybe? Yes, but no, but yes, but no, but also yes?
Knife: I think I just had a stroke
Boomerang hoe: called it
Girlboss: oh
Girlboss: I’m honored
God: sorry aang but we’re about to fight for Katara’s heart
Girlboss: *blushes*
Blind Bitch: anyone wanna place bets
Boomerang hoe: Sukis hot so Suki
Kick ass fire lesbian: you both lose
Burnt chicken nugget: aang
Circus freak: why is there a love square or pentagon or something
Knife: please explain
Circus freak: aang likes katara, katara likes suki, Suki has a crush on both Sokka and katara, and I’m 95% sure Zuko low key has a crush on Sokka
Boomerang hoe: what😟
Burnt chicken nugget: shut the fuck up
Boomerang hoe: Zuko has that nasty ponytail, no
Burnt chicken nugget: I’ll have you know that I cut that thing
Boomerang hoe: oh you might actually look hot now then
God: Zuko x Sokka, 250k words, enemies to lovers, angst, love triangle, confirmed canon?
Boomerang hoe: ig so
Girlboss: aang, Suki, you guys still fighting?
God: nah we’re good
God: besides i don’t wanna get in the way of your friendship with aang and I wanna stay close friends with you
Kick ass fire lesbian: haha gay
Connie Springer kinnie: can’t hate you Suki
Knife: y’all are having love triangles or whatever, not me and ty Lee tho, only azula, but she accepts that we’re a couple
Blind Bitch: isn’t Ozai very homophobic?
Kick ass fire lesbian: we’re not gonna talk about him
Burnt chicken nugget: yeah
Boomerang hoe: oh i thought Ozai and zhao were doing it
Burnt chicken nugget: WHAT?!?
Girlboss: how did you pick that up?
Boomerang hoe: just got the vibes
Connie Springer kinnie: he did mention him too much to be healthy
Burnt chicken nugget: fuck zhao, all my homies hate him
Girlboss: ^^^
Kick ass fire lesbian: preach
Boomerang hoe: facts
Connie Springer kinnie: ok but Zuko you talked that much about honor
God: forget Zuko x Sokka, Zuko x honor
Girlboss: my otp🥺💖
Burnt chicken nugget: shut up
Knife: no
Burnt chicken nugget: no I’m serious, I’m in the middle of a field trying to sleep and y’all are spamming my phone
Blind Bitch: they are being fair, sleep is one of the three things I enjoy in life
Circus freak: what are the other two?
Blind Bitch: coffee and destruction
Girlboss: oh
God: fair.
Notes:
Zukka😁
Also do you guys want Iroh or jet or other characters at some point?
Chapter 7: Zukos emo💔
Chapter Text
🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai
Boomerang hoe: gonna spam this purely because of the fact I know none of us got sleep so I’m making all of us stay awake
God: well I slept
Girlboss: well the rest of us didn’t sleep
Connie Springer kinnie: I don’t sleep ever
Knife: mood
Blind Bitch: all because of that annoying bitch azula, who I just met but kinda hate
Blind Bitch: Zuko mai and ty Lee are tolerable tho, mai and ty lee get a 7/10, zuko gets a 5/10
Knife: thanks?
Burnt chicken nugget: deserved tbh
Kick ass fire lesbian: I can read these you know
Kick ass fire lesbian: also it’s not my fault you guys suck at keeping your bison clean
Circus freak: I can give some grooming advice
Boomerang hoe: YOU JUST CHASED US AND UR GONNA GIVE GROOMING ADVICE
Girlboss: well in other news, mai and ty Lee, it was nice to see you guys
Circus freak: that’s sweet♡︎
Knife: thanks
Kick ass fire lesbian: @burntchickennugget , feelin real betrayed rn
Burnt chicken nugget: I work for myself
Blind Bitch: clearly. Your uncle tolerates you though
Burnt chicken nugget: idk how he does it
Girlboss: I don’t know how Iroh does it either. You went emo on me when I tried to help
God: he’s broken😔💔
Boomerang hoe: #depreshion⛓#brocken💔#emo🖤#onlyrealonesknow
Kick ass fire lesbian: zuko listens to nightcore🙁
Burnt chicken nugget: STOP
Connie Springer kinnie: well it was nice to properly meet all of you
Girlboss: aang, Azula tried to kill you
Connie Springer kinnie: meeting someone is meeting someone, no matter the situation
Kick ass fire lesbian: besides I don’t wanna restart the avatar cycle anyways
Connie Springer kinnie: also back to what ty Lee said earlier, it is spring, I probably should cut Appas hair
Boomerang hoe: a smelly bison in the summer is something from my nightmares
Blind Bitch: ^^^
Girlboss: yeah Appa smells bad , but can we go back to what azula said about Zuko?
Kick ass fire lesbian: about him listening to nightcore? Well he does
Burnt chicken nugget: AZULA STOP I PROMISE I DONT ANYMORE
Connie Springer kinnie: at least I never went through a nightcore phase
Boomerang hoe: ur also 112 years old, did nightcore even exist
Girlboss: I remember Sokka had a nightcore phase
Boomerang hoe: stop.
God: why him and Zuko would make a good couple! They like the same music
Boomerang hoe: @burntchickennugget😏
Burnt chicken nugget: maybe
Blind Bitch: nightcore is the edgy version of those chipmunk songs my parents made me listen to as a kid
Knife: ur not wrong
Burnt chicken nugget: leave me alone
God: it’s actually kinda easy to bully you though
Burnt chicken nugget: katara, you shoulda left me for dead
Connie Springer kinnie: that’s taking it a bit too far don’t you think?
Circus freak: I wouldn’t have gotten to see mai for a while if you guys had done things differently(ᗒᗣᗕ)
Knife: that actually would’ve been tragic, and I’m being genuine
Girlboss: well now I don’t regret it considering I got to reunite lesbians in love
Circus freak: thank you💖
Burnt chicken nugget: you- you regretted it
God: well let’s not start this again, ok?
Girlboss: fine
Blind Bitch: I’m sure there’s gonna be good effects or whatever in the future to all your decisions
Blind Bitch: also aang listens to fucking kids bop
Boomerang hoe: SO THATS WHAT THAT IS
Connie Springer kinnie: I’m not gonna even try
Notes:
I’m debating whether I should keep the end of book two, making it follow canon, or stray even more from canon
Chapter 8: Bullying zuko
Summary:
Idk, I had school
Also why does this have over 100 kudos, get a life, I write this in my spare time/when I don’t have schoolwork
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai
Connie Springer kinnie: guess who got their earth bending skills😁
God: yoooooo
Blind Bitch: ur welcome
Kick ass fire lesbian: fuck
Girlboss: I knew aang could do it
Boomerang hoe: yeah you can earth bend but why did I have to spend the day in a hole?
Connie Springer kinnie: at least I’m decent at bending
Kick ass fire lesbian: because you suck probably🤪
Circus freak: WHAT?!?
Boomerang hoe: feelin betrayed
Kick ass fire lesbian: did you not assume I would say something negative?
Burnt chicken nugget: I mean, good point
Boomerang hoe: ur right about that
Girlboss: no one cares Zuko
Blind Bitch: can someone tell me why we all hate Zuko for some reason
Connie Springer kinnie: well I don’t hate them that much
Circus freak: neither do i
Burnt chicken nugget: thanks?
God: simple. We all have something against him that he did in the past
Burnt chicken nugget: I fucked shit up ok
Blind Bitch: ah, well if you ever want to talk to a 12 year old for some reason, go to me or aang
Burnt chicken nugget: ok
Knife: why would anyone go to anyone in this gc for therapy
Blind Bitch: woah who said therapy??
Girlboss: idk but we desperately need it
Knife: we’re in war, where would we get it?
Burnt chicken nugget: good point
Burnt chicken nugget: also have I ever mentioned how much I fucking hate the desert?
Connie Springer kinnie: it’s dry and dusty, you’re correct
Kick ass fire lesbian: no one cares
Boomerang hoe: no, Zuko has a point
Knife: woah😧
Girlboss: Zuko can think?!?
Blind Bitch: damn
Burnt chicken nugget: I’m fighting for my life here on the daily
Blind Bitch: clearly
Boomerang hoe: u don’t suck that much, your father probably sucks more
God: just boyfriends defending each other💖
Burnt chicken nugget: maybe
Boomerang hoe: PROGRESS🥶
Girlboss: Zuko do me a favor and date Sokka
Burnt chicken nugget: why are you on my side now?
Boomerang hoe: wait a minute-
Boomerang hoe: you have a genuine crush on me?
Burnt chicken nugget:😮🤫
Girlboss: because then I can get with Suki
God: *bites lip*
Blind Bitch: what am I witnessing
Circus freak: I think Zuko and Sokka, and Katara and Suki are getting together
God: no, not yet, we need to meet again to actually talk this through
Boomerang hoe: I agree
Connie Springer kinnie: so if I’m correct, Zuko and Sokka might become a couple in the future, and Suki and Katara might too
Girlboss: ^^^
Blind Bitch: but mai and ty Lee are the only actual couple here
Ty Lee: yup😁
God: #lesbiansaresuperior
Knife: yeah we’re better than everyone
Kick ass fire lesbian: I suppose you guys are the best couple
Burnt chicken nugget: damn even Azula thinks so
Burnt chicken nugget: but I like mai, so yeah mai and ty Lee are really cool
Connie Springer kinnie: they’re the only couple so of course they’re gonna be the best?!??
Knife: shut
Ty Lee: me and Mai are a very happy couple
Girlboss: kinda jealous
Kick ass fire lesbian: I feel you
Blind Bitch: oh my gosh, romance😟🙁
Boomerang hoe: guys were forgetting the best couple🥺🥺💖💖
Blind Bitch: please no
Circus freak: what will he say??
Burnt chicken nugget: no one will know
Boomerang hoe: zhao x Ozai🏳️🌈💖😍
Burnt chicken nugget: omg🥰
Connie Springer kinnie: the tension😱
Kick ass fire lesbian: it’s canon😡
Knife: I hate that I can’t leave this gc
Girlboss: no this is really entertaining
Connie Springer kinnie: low key makes me forget I’m supposed to fight half of you
Circus freak: don’t remind me
God: no bc what are we gonna do if one of us gets “defeated” by the other bad
Boomerang hoe: straight vibe probably
Kick ass fire lesbian: we’ll never get to see
Kick ass fire lesbian: but I’m low key starting to tolerate everyone in here, so let’s keep this group chat
Circus freak: Azula nice arc
Girlboss: wow
God: for now, let’s just make a homophobic straight man gay, and bully Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: what she said
Notes:
I wrote all of this in band class
Also mailee <3
Chapter 9
Notes:
Not even sure if this fandom exists anymore, but here
Also sorry for not posting, life got busy
Chapter Text
🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai
Boomerang hoe: we’re stuck in the fucking desert
Girlboss: I hate life
Circus freak: yo you guys good?
Boomerang hoe: no
God: do you need find my iPhone??
Boomerang hoe: maybe
Connie Springer kinnie: I just wanted to go to the library
Kick ass fire lesbian: nerd
Boomerang hoe: no u
Circus freak: can you find a landmark to refer to
Blind Bitch: NO ITS THE FUCKING DESERT
Boomerang hoe: there’s only sand
Burnt chicken nugget: rip you guys ig
Boomerang hoe: but I thought we were gonna get married🥺🥺💖💖 #meandzukoaregettingmarriedsoon #gays #homos #gayrights
Kick ass fire lesbian: I’ve decided I’m actually against that
Burnt chicken nugget: wait why?
Circus freak: damn azulas on her homophobic arc
Boomerang hoe: 💔😧
Kick ass fire lesbian: no I’m only homophobic to zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: and I also just realized Zuko and Sokka getting married would mean I’m in laws with Sokka
Girlboss: not feeling the love rn
Burnt chicken nugget: you’d be a decent in-law
Girlboss: thanks ig
Boomerang hoe: WAIT WOULD OZAI BE MY FATHER IN LAW⁉️⁉️
Knife: oh damn
Burnt chicken nugget: wait he would
Boomerang hoe: I’m gonna cry
Blind Bitch: yo this weddings going to be amazing
God: see @girlboss , I don’t have problematic family members, our wedding will be nice and calm
Girlboss: you’re probably right
Boomerang hoe: damn can’t relate
Burnt chicken nugget: do what I do and just pretend Iroh is my father
Boomerang hoe: I can sorta get behind that maybe
Circus freak: @knife have we planned our wedding yet??
Knife: yes, we planned it when we were seven
Circus freak: oh right.
Blind Bitch: gay people in action😱
God: yup
Boomerang hoe: also today I learned something new
Girlboss: Sokka don’t you fucking dare
Boomerang hoe: it’s incredibly important
Connie Springer kinnie: no
God: what?
Boomerang hoe: I despise owls
Girlboss: oh thank god
Blind Bitch: thought he was gonna say something else
Burnt chicken nugget: whatd you think he was gonna say
Girlboss: 😧🤫
Connie Springer kinnie: nothing
Kick ass fire lesbian: possible blackmail, good to know
Boomerang hoe: wait do you still have the blackmail list?
Kick ass fire lesbian: of course, most of it is about zuko or you, but I have some about everyone
Burnt chicken nugget: of course you have the most for me
Kick ass fire lesbian: it’s my responsibility as your sister
God: what do you have for me?
Kick ass fire lesbian: light yagami kinnie
God: wait.
Kick ass fire lesbian: we all know you did the names
Girlboss: WAIT WHAT‼️
Boomerang hoe: oh shit
Circus freak: not true, mai did mine and azula
Knife: that is true, didn’t do the rest though
Blind Bitch: I did my own as well
God: IM NOT A LIGHT KINNIE, IM JUST BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AND THAYS WHY IM GOD
Burnt chicken nugget: that whole monologue is more against you
Kick ass fire lesbian: screenshotted
Blind Bitch: thays💀
God: leave me alone
Girlboss: Suki did nothing wrong
Knife: simp
Girlboss: you know, I’ll claim it, Suki is beautiful
Boomerang hoe: I second that^^
Burnt chicken nugget: I’m gay, and I say third
Burnt chicken nugget: I’d date Suki or Mai if I were into women
Knife: thanks ig
God: Zuko supports girl bosses confirmed⁉️
Burnt chicken nugget: of course I do, I grew up with Azula
Kick ass fire lesbian: one benefit
Kick ass fire lesbian: if not, god forbid Zuko turned out worse than he already did
Burnt chicken nugget: I swear we need to rename this to Zuko slander club or something
God: no, we’re keeping it
Burnt chicken nugget: I deserve it but still
Girlboss: I’m sure you do
Blind Bitch: slandering yourself is one of the best therapy
Blind Bitch: can’t really relate
Circus freak: for real🤪
Boomerang hoe: I say yes as well
Connie Springer kinnie: NO
Connie Springer kinnie: FIND A HEALTHY WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES YOU ASSHOLES
God: damn
Girlboss: did aang just swear
Burnt chicken nugget: oh
Boomerang hoe: I think aang briefly went into the avatar state over that
Knife: they’re not wrong
Girlboss: yeah, it can lead to health issues
Kick ass fire lesbian: from what I’m seeing, everyone here either has a god complex or hates themselves
Burnt chicken nugget: who’s who?
Kick ass fire lesbian: on the god complex side, we have Suki, Toph, katara possibly, and me, I won’t deny that
Girlboss: eh, won’t deny or confirm for my own safety
Kick ass fire lesbian: on the hate themselves end, we have zuzu, Sokka, ty Lee, and Mai? From what I hear, yeah
Burnt chicken nugget: yeah
Kick ass fire lesbian: and I genuinely can’t tell with Aang, maybe both or neither
God: if I were aang I’d definitely develop an even bigger god complex by now
Connie Springer kinnie: I just exist tbh
Connie Springer kinnie: but if you just ask, probably more on the hate myself end
Boomerang hoe: damn, we’re all dead inside
Circus freak: yup