Actions

Work Header

The gaang plus others group chats

Summary:

A fic where the canon storyline is the same, only all of the characters have phones. This story will follow thorughout all three books. It's mostly team avatar and Ozai's angels generally making each other mad and causing chaos, via group text.

Notes:

So I decided to make a group chat fic with our favorite atla characters. This starts at the beginning of book 1, and will continue to the end of the series. This basically follows the canon story with some non canon ships and communications. Its honestly been forever since I watched the first season, please don't be harsh.

This is the first book, but I will skip some episodes and stuff.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Book 1

Chapter Text

Book one: water

 

Aang has added Sokka and Katara to the chat.

Aang has changed his name to The Avatar.

Sokka has changed his name to Boomerang Boi

 

The Avatar: guys since we’re traveling together now and we’re friends, I made a group chat!

 

Katara: thanks Aang

 

Boomerang Boi:  Katara change your name

 

Katara: Why?

 

Boomerang Boi: because its boring otherwise

 

Katara: Ok fine

 

Katara changed her name to Southern Waterbender

The Avatar named the group chat Team Avatar



Team Avatar

 

The Avatar: maybe the southern air temple was a bad idea after all

 

Southern Waterbender: I’m sorry Aang

 

Boomerang Boi:  I told you we should’ve told him beforehand

 

Southern Waterbender: At least we now know for sure that it takes a lot for the avatar state to trigger

 

Boomerang Boi: where to next?

 

The Avatar: idk, just head up north now I guess



Team Avatar

Southern Waterbender: Sokka get up and make food

 

Boomerang Boi: no

 

Southern Waterbender: why not?

 

Boomerang Boi: because that’s a girl’s job

 

Southern Waterbender: shut the fuck up, I hope you get the misogyny beat out of you

 

Team Avatar

Suki has been added to the chat

Suki has changed her name to Kyoshi Warrior

 

Kyoshi Warrior:   welp that was a fun couple of days. Thanks for adding me to this chat ig

 

Southern Waterbender:  Suki just put this chat on silent since your not traveling with us, and text every couple of weeks or something just to check in or something

 

Kyoshi Warrior: ok cool

 

Boomerang Boi: thanks Suki for uh helping me realize I was wrong in my beliefs

 

Kyoshi Warrior: No problem, it was fun beating you up.

 

Southern Waterbender: wait you did what now?

 

Boomerang Boi: Nothing!

 

Kyoshi Warrior: beat Sokka up after he challenged me

 

Southern Waterbender: As you should

 

Team Avatar

 

The Avatar: well I didn’t know Bumi was a king

 

Boomerang Boi: How did he even become king? 

 

Southern Waterbender: based on his behavior, I guess we’ll never know

Unknown Number opened a private chat with Aang

 

Unknown Number: Not to be weird, but where is your exact location right now?

 

Aang: what why? 

 

Unknown Number: Just curious.

 

Aang: who is this

 

Unknown Number: Uh, we met at the southern watertribe

 

Aang: I didn’t really interact with anyone at the southern water tribe except Sokka, Katara and…. Zuko how did you get this number?

 

Unknown Number: uhhh this is not Zuko its Sokka from a new phone?

 

Aang: If you're Sokka, you're literally traveling with me on Appa rn, so why would you need to know where I am? You know what, bye.

 

Aang closed private chat with Unknown Number

Aang blocked Unknown Number

 

Team Avatar

 

Southern Waterbender: well that was couple of wild and interesting days

 

The Avatar: Haru was nice, but I can’t believe you lost your necklace.

 

Southern Waterbender: Me neither

 

Team Avatar

 

Boomerang Boi: YO THAT WAS INSANE!!!!

 

Southern Waterbender: Honestly can’t believe we met ROKU 

 

Boomerang Boi: wonder what that admiral dude was talking about and why Zuko was chained up too

 

Southern Waterbender: It probably doesn’t matter

 

Kyoshi Warrior: Wait catch me up on what happened.

 

Southern Waterbender: Aang went to a fire nation temple to talk to his past life and a bunch of fire nation people showed up. Probably wouldn’t have made it out had Avatar Roku not taken over Aang’s body briefly.

 

Kyoshi Warrior: well I guess you learn something new everyday

 

The Avatar: It really wasn’t that exciting

 

Boomerang Boi: oh shut up Aang

 

Unknown Number opened private chat with Katara

 

Unknown Number: Where you at, I wanna hang out. Don’t worry I’m not an adult

 

Katara: who is this

 

Unknown Number: a friend I guess

 

Katara: A friend? Zuko, don’t text this number

 

Katara blocked Unknown Number

 

Team Avatar

 

Southern Waterbender: Can’t believe prince bacon face has my necklace

 

The Avatar: I can’t either. Hey at least I now know some waterbending and you know some more

 

Team Avatar

 

Southern Waterbender: I hate Jet. I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!

 

Boomerang Boi: hate to say it, but I told you so

 

Southern Waterbender: shut up, I know you were right now

 

Team Avatar

 

Boomerang Boi: dang I missed unlocking sad backstory time so I could go nearly die in a storm

 

Southern Waterbender: yep

 

The Avatar: Wonder why Zuko let us go. 

 

Southern Waterbender: Probably because we just saved him

 

Aang unblocked Unknown Number

Aang named them Zuko

Aang opened private chat with Zuko

 

Aang: hey, uh, thanks for saving me as the blue spirit back there

 

Zuko: you do realize I was still trying to capture you for myself right?

 

Aang: I do, but it’s the thought that counts I guess. 

 

Zuko: no, I’m not joining your team.

 

Aang: fine then

 

Team Avatar

 

Southern Waterbender: wow that fortune teller was interesting

 

Boomerang Boi: take it with a grain of salt

 

Southern Waterbender: I wonder if she was right about me marrying a powerful bender

 

Kyoshi Warrior: Wait what you might get married to a powerful bender?!

 

Boomerang Boi: again, I don’t believe it, that lady was wrong about a volcano eruption and science. She probably had no clue who Katara wanted to get married to.

 

Kyoshi Warrior: Ok then

 

Southern Waterbender: Aang did make me a nice necklace to sit in place for the one Zuko stole!

Attachment: One Image

 

Kyoshi Warrior: that’s cool Aang.

 

Team Avatar

 

Southern Waterbender: honestly I’m just disappointed in all of us

 

The Avatar: Hey at least I got your necklace back

 

Boomerang Boi: That doesn’t mean what you did was right

 

Aang opened private chat with Zuko

 

Aang: Look I don’t care if you try to capture me, but please don’t steal Katara’s necklace

 

Zuko: ok fine, I’ll leave her necklace alone

 

Aang: thank you! :)

 

Team Avatar

 

Southern Waterbender: WE FINALLY MADE IT! Waterbending training, here I come

 

Kyoshi Warrior: Didn’t you guys start travelling like two and a half months ago?

 

Boomerang Boi: Yeah but Aang gets distracted

 

The Avatar: I do not! 

 

Boomerang Boi: You're just lying to yourself. Anyways, we got a banquet to attend

 

Team Avatar

 

Southern Waterbender: can’t believe Gran Gran was gonna marry him of all people

 

Boomerang Boi: honestly can’t believe it, they don’t seem compatible

 

The Avatar: Hey look on the bright side, you get to train with me now

 

Iroh opened a private chat with Zuko

 

Iroh: Zuko are you alive and ok?

 

Zuko: yeah, but those pirates from a while ago nearly got me in an explosion

 

Iroh: Zhao said you died in an accident

 

Zuko: Since when do we believe Zhao?

 

Iroh: I didn’t. Disguise yourself as a guard and get on ship, I have some plans.

 

Team Avatar

 

Boomerang Boi: So we should unpack all that just happened

 

The Avatar: The fire nation nearly had a successful raid, Zuko kidnapped me while I was in the spirit world, I turned into a huge spirit monster to get rid of Fire Navy ships, and Yue turned into the moon

 

Southern Waterbender: I can’t believe Yue is just… gone

 

Boomerang Boi: I know

 

The Avatar: she’ll always be a spirit

 

Kyoshi Warrior: I want to ask, but I’m not going to

 

Unknown Number opened a private chat with Zuko

 

Zuko: Who is this?

 

Unknown Number: what up Zuzu

 

End of Book One

Chapter 2: Book 2 begins

Summary:

Lol this is after the third episode

Notes:

Sorry for not updating, I low key forgot this fic exists
Also I changed the format because im too lazy to do what I had going
Anyways I skipped the first two episodes of book two, and it’s gonna be less linear but still generally following canon
Also everyone’s probably OOC in this fic but oh well

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Bot number added Aang, Sokka, Katara, Suki, Zuko, Azula, Ty Lee, and Mai to a group text

Bot: please use this text for communication in desperate situations only please.

Bot left the group chat

Sokka: ok what the fuck

Azula: why am I in a group chat with you guys of everyone

Katara: I can’t undo it

Aang: I think we could use this as an opportunity to get along! Also we shouldn’t be texting here, the bot said it was for emergencies only!

Zuko: literally shut up

Katara: if I’m gonna be in a group text with weird ass fire bender who chased us for months and weird fire bender who just tried to kill us now, im staying here

Suki: Im not opposed

Sokka: ok but who’s ty Lee and mai?

Ty Lee: we were with azula in omashu.
also nice to see you zuko

Zuko: you too

Suki changed the chat name to 🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪

Sokka: I-

Suki: I know no ones trying to deny it

Azula: i mean your not wrong

Suki: exactly

Zuko: Mai get in here

Mai: no

Katara: ok bonding time aside, let’s all introduce ourselves, with our names and a fact about ourselves

Aang: Aang, and im the avatar

Azula: literally everyone knows that

Katara: I’m katara, and I like to sightsee and swim

Mai: lol loser

Katara: oh shut up

Sokka: well I’m Sokka, and i only cum along with aang for the food and jokes

Suki: CUM??!!??

Sokka: SHIT I MEANT COME

Ty Lee: no offense, but how do you misspell the word come

Mai: wow this is who rhe fire nation fights against

Azula: I’m now screenshoting that for black mail

Sokka: you’re literally some rich fire nation kid, there’s probably some other way for you to find black mail on me

Katara: y’all can we get back on topic

Zuko: im Zuko and I want to die

Sokka: mood

Azula: I can do that as a favor😁

Zuko: I’m the only person allowed to kill me

Suki: anyways, im Suki, and Im not really close friends with anyone in here, I just vibed with aang and friends for a few days and am now here

Azula: I’m azula, and I’m the future fire lord🙂

Katara: oh you’re zukos sister, that must suck

Zuko: UM-

Suki: why did you use that emoji it’s so threatening

Azula: why I like it🙂

Ty Lee: Im Ty Lee, and I just want us to get along!

Aang: that’s fair

Mai: Im mai and I wanna stab everyone here

Suki: can’t blame you

Katara: ok but one more rule of this chat for all our sanity

Sokka: what

Katara: don’t mention this to anyone outside of this text, and don’t talk about it in real life

Aang: that’s cool

Azula: fair

Mai: I don’t want to be here anyways, I can accept that

Katara: well that’s settled then, good by for now

Sokka: wait, we should do names for everyone

Katara: ok

Aangs name was changed to Connie Springer kinnie
Kataras name was changed to girlboss
Sokkas name was changed to boomerang hoe
Sukis name was changed to god
Zukos name was changed to burnt chicken nugget
Azulas name was changed to kick ass fire lesbian
Ty Lees name was changed to circus freak
Mais name was changed to knife

Girlboss: ok who did this

Boomerang hoe: not me

Kick ass fire lesbian: eh I don’t mind it

Connie springer kinnie: let’s just leave it

God: I also can’t change it

Notes:

Anyways do y’all wanna see more zukka, sukitara, or mailee content next chapter

Chapter 3: Are we all gay🤔

Summary:

More season two stuff

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Connie Springer Kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai

Boomerang hoe: roses are red, violets are blue, I hate swamps and you should too😁

Circus freak: what happened

Girlboss: we got stuck in a swamp for like six hours

Connie Springer kinnie: all I got out of it was spiritual stuff and I saw a vision of a girl

Kick ass fire lesbian: did the avatar just go horny

Girlboss: Aang no

Knife: ur just jealous

Girlboss: ITS LITERALLY A VISION WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS

Connie Springer kinnie: besides I didn’t even get that good of a look at her

God: anything else?

Boomerang hoe: I saw my dead ex

God: oh.

Circus freak: sorry for your loss

Boomerang hoe: off topic but why is the earth kingdom so fucking hot

God: thanks!

Burnt chicken nugget: no you’re right, I’m like walking in the middle of the woods with my uncle and I swear I’m gonna collapse

Burnt chicken nugget: I swear I’ll surrender to the fire nation just because their prisons have decent AC

Connie Springer kinnie: no because you’re right

Girlboss: I hate to say it, but Zuko is right

God: the fact y’all know this stuff is disturbing

God: also is anyone here homophobic? I’m talking mostly to the fire nation people

Kick ass fire lesbian: I’m not denying my name, I don’t give two fucks what my father thinks if girl kiss girl

Circus freak: there’s a reason I rejected every single guy at the circus and practiced kissing with Azula as a kid

Knife: lol I hate horny men, anyways girls and anyone’s who’s not a male hot

God: Zuko?

Burnt chicken nugget: growing out of my homophobe phase is my biggest flex. Lol anyways I’m gay

Boomerang hoe: is anyone here straight?

Connie Springer kinnie:

Girlboss:

God:

Kick ass fire lesbian:

Burnt chicken nugget:

Circus freak:

Knife:

Boomerang hoe: lol I take that as a no. Anyways I just recently realized I’m bi

Circus freak: that’s cool!

Girlboss: I’m bi too

God: as am I, and I have a preference for women

Connie Springer kinnie: I don’t have a preference for gender, so pan ig

God: also what’s everyone’s pronouns? I regret not asking that earlier, but mine are she/her

Connie Springer kinnie: I don’t really conform to gender, please use they/he

Girlboss: she/they!

Boomerang hoe: he/him. Also thanks Suki for teaching me that

God: 🥰

Burnt chicken nugget: he/they

Kick ass fire lesbian: she/her

Circus freak: they/she, I love feminine stuff but don’t conform fully to being a girl

Knife: she/her

Girlboss: anyways talk to y’all later

Knife: night

Circus freak: night

Notes:

Lol so this had a lot more gay themes
For reference, Ty Lee is a Demi girl, Aang is non binary, and Suki is trans, but that’s not mentioned

Chapter 4: Kyoshi is actually so cool🤩

Summary:

This is the Kyoshi episode

Notes:

There’s references to the Kyoshi novels and the Suki alone comic, so if you haven’t read either just skip this

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai

Girlboss: are we gonna talk about how Kyoshi is literally the original girlboss?

God: why do you think I became a Kyoshi warrior?

Connie Springer kinnie: those weren’t really my thoughts when I was about to get killed or whatever but ok

Burnt chicken nugget: as someone who has gotten my ass beat by you, I can confidently say that you wouldn’t have gotten killed

Kick ass fire lesbian: at least ur admitting it

Connie Springer kinnie: yeah but I wanted to give those people closure

Burnt chicken nugget: and then you had to go and be a good person

Boomerang hoe: I was opposed to Aang getting killed, but if it meant we got to see Kyoshi it was worth it

Connie Springer kinnie: oh

Circus freak: tbh, she does seem cool, there isn’t too much slander of her in fire nation history books

Knife: maybe because the books stop with info about almost everything like 120 years ago?

Circus freak: fair

God: did you all also know she had a bad ass fire bender bodyguard/girlfriend

Girlboss: no actually

Burnt chicken nugget: it’s probably not mentioned in the history books since I’ve never heard of it

God: I only know cuz of the Kyoshi warrior training

Boomerang hoe: ur telling me the avatar dated a FIRE BENDER?!??!

Knife: we weren’t always like this💀

Kick ass fire lesbian: oh Rangi, I dug through a forbidden book once cuz I wanted more information about fire bending techniques

God: didn’t she bend white fire?

Kick ass fire lesbian: yeah she did, it’s apparently really difficult

Kick ass fire lesbian: obviously why I tried it

Boomerang hoe: high achiever much?

Circus freak: *little miss perfect starts playing*

Kick ass fire lesbian: oh shut up

God: speaking of girlfriends and Kyoshi, I thought I’d let y’all know I left the island

God: also I met my sister who left earlier, and she’s a power lesbian

God: it supports my theory that all Kyoshi warriors are gay

Knife: makes sense tbh

Girlboss: your sister sounds cool

God: yeah she is

Connie Springer kinnie: anyways, I need to go reasonably bargain with some nearby village for some food

Burnt chicken nugget: that sounds illegal but I do worse so-

Circus freak: byeee

Notes:

We get Toph next chapter🥶
Also out of the ships tagged, which ones do y’all wanna see moments of

Chapter 5: Siblings suck and Toph is amazing

Summary:

TOPH GETS ADDED
Also some more shippy stuff, mostly mailee with a side dashing of sukitara and yuetara

Chapter Text

🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai

*Girlboss added Toph to the chat*

Girlboss: this is Toph, she’s with me and my friends

Toph: sup my dudes

*Toph’s name was changed to Blind Bitch*

Blind Bitch: please say actual things, I use text to speech and can’t understand what you say when you slam your keyboard

Kick ass fire lesbian: alright fair

God: Toph, if your comfortable answering, what are your pronouns and sexuality

Blind Bitch: I don’t care what pronouns you use for me, any pronouns I guess, and I never have had romantic nor sexual
feelings for anyone and probably never will, so probably aroace. I’ve also never really felt like a girl in the way my parents see

Connie Springer kinnie: oh I thought you were a girl in my vision in the swamp, I’m so sorry

Blind Bitch: nah it’s fine

Circus freak: are you a bender

Blind Bitch: I’m glad you asked😈

Blind Bitch: I like to consider myself a very talented earth bender

Boomerang hoe: can confirm, they are very good at what they do

God: oh cool, it’s nice to have another person from the earth kingdom here

Burnt chicken nugget: is literally everyone here a prodigy?

God: I think so

Boomerang hoe: don’t worry, I’m not that good at stuff

Circus freak: me and Mai are both respected non bender prodigies at the martial arts we perform

Knife: I like to think me and Ty Lee are a power couple

Circus freak: thank you♡´・ᴗ・`♡

Knife: love you too

Connie Springer kinnie: wait you two are a couple?

Knife: we started ‘dating’ as kids, but now we’re older and have never broke up since

Circus freak: yeah me and Mai are lesbians in love

Kick ass fire lesbian: still jealous of what they have going on

Blind Bitch: I’ve been here for like five minutes and everyone in here seems extremely gay

Burnt chicken nugget: you’re not wrong small child

Blind Bitch: I will remove your leg privileges if you ever call me that again

God: oh shit

Burnt chicken nugget: ok then

Knife: Zuko I’m pretty sure ur the oldest one here at 16

Girlboss: yeah seems correct cuz I scrolled and saw Azula say she’s younger than Zuko and what weird kid has friends that are like 18

Kick ass fire lesbian: idk I was a prett weird kid

Burnt chicken nugget: you pushed me off a roof when we were eight and six

Blind Bitch: Huh

God: WHAT-

Kick ass fire lesbian: it was out of love

Boomerang hoe: katara has threatened to steal my girlfriends from me

Girlboss: you’ve dated one person, and that was yue, and we only kissed once!

Boomerang hoe: exactly

God: I’d date both of you, whichever one made the move first

Girlboss: alright bet

Boomerang hoe: game on, dearest sister

Blind Bitch: so glad I’m an only child

Knife: I have a brother but he’s like two and isn’t gonna make a move on my partner nor push me off a roof

Connie Springer kinnie: is this what having siblings is like? Because if so, I’m thankful I never had any

Circus freak: no, everyone here just has issues

Chapter 6

Notes:

This technically takes place during Zuko alone

Also I don’t know why this has 95 kudos, this is something I do in my spare time, but thanks

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai

Burnt chicken nugget: and now for a question I’ve been wondering for a while

Kick ass fire lesbian: how fucking stupid can you get?

Burnt chicken nugget: no- @Conniespringerkinnie , do you have a crush on Katara?

Connie Springer kinnie: well, maybe? Yes, but no, but yes, but no, but also yes?

Knife: I think I just had a stroke

Boomerang hoe: called it

Girlboss: oh

Girlboss: I’m honored

God: sorry aang but we’re about to fight for Katara’s heart

Girlboss: *blushes*

Blind Bitch: anyone wanna place bets

Boomerang hoe: Sukis hot so Suki

Kick ass fire lesbian: you both lose

Burnt chicken nugget: aang

Circus freak: why is there a love square or pentagon or something

Knife: please explain

Circus freak: aang likes katara, katara likes suki, Suki has a crush on both Sokka and katara, and I’m 95% sure Zuko low key has a crush on Sokka

Boomerang hoe: what😟

Burnt chicken nugget: shut the fuck up

Boomerang hoe: Zuko has that nasty ponytail, no

Burnt chicken nugget: I’ll have you know that I cut that thing

Boomerang hoe: oh you might actually look hot now then

God: Zuko x Sokka, 250k words, enemies to lovers, angst, love triangle, confirmed canon?

Boomerang hoe: ig so

Girlboss: aang, Suki, you guys still fighting?

God: nah we’re good

God: besides i don’t wanna get in the way of your friendship with aang and I wanna stay close friends with you

Kick ass fire lesbian: haha gay

Connie Springer kinnie: can’t hate you Suki

Knife: y’all are having love triangles or whatever, not me and ty Lee tho, only azula, but she accepts that we’re a couple

Blind Bitch: isn’t Ozai very homophobic?

Kick ass fire lesbian: we’re not gonna talk about him

Burnt chicken nugget: yeah

Boomerang hoe: oh i thought Ozai and zhao were doing it

Burnt chicken nugget: WHAT?!?

Girlboss: how did you pick that up?

Boomerang hoe: just got the vibes

Connie Springer kinnie: he did mention him too much to be healthy

Burnt chicken nugget: fuck zhao, all my homies hate him

Girlboss: ^^^

Kick ass fire lesbian: preach

Boomerang hoe: facts

Connie Springer kinnie: ok but Zuko you talked that much about honor

God: forget Zuko x Sokka, Zuko x honor

Girlboss: my otp🥺💖

Burnt chicken nugget: shut up

Knife: no

Burnt chicken nugget: no I’m serious, I’m in the middle of a field trying to sleep and y’all are spamming my phone

Blind Bitch: they are being fair, sleep is one of the three things I enjoy in life

Circus freak: what are the other two?

Blind Bitch: coffee and destruction

Girlboss: oh

God: fair.

Notes:

Zukka😁

Also do you guys want Iroh or jet or other characters at some point?

Chapter 7: Zukos emo💔

Notes:

THIS ONE WAS ACTUALLY SO FUN TO WRITE

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai

Boomerang hoe: gonna spam this purely because of the fact I know none of us got sleep so I’m making all of us stay awake

God: well I slept

Girlboss: well the rest of us didn’t sleep

Connie Springer kinnie: I don’t sleep ever

Knife: mood

Blind Bitch: all because of that annoying bitch azula, who I just met but kinda hate

Blind Bitch: Zuko mai and ty Lee are tolerable tho, mai and ty lee get a 7/10, zuko gets a 5/10

Knife: thanks?

Burnt chicken nugget: deserved tbh

Kick ass fire lesbian: I can read these you know

Kick ass fire lesbian: also it’s not my fault you guys suck at keeping your bison clean

Circus freak: I can give some grooming advice

Boomerang hoe: YOU JUST CHASED US AND UR GONNA GIVE GROOMING ADVICE

Girlboss: well in other news, mai and ty Lee, it was nice to see you guys

Circus freak: that’s sweet♡︎

Knife: thanks

Kick ass fire lesbian: @burntchickennugget , feelin real betrayed rn

Burnt chicken nugget: I work for myself

Blind Bitch: clearly. Your uncle tolerates you though

Burnt chicken nugget: idk how he does it

Girlboss: I don’t know how Iroh does it either. You went emo on me when I tried to help

God: he’s broken😔💔

Boomerang hoe: #depreshion⛓#brocken💔#emo🖤#onlyrealonesknow

Kick ass fire lesbian: zuko listens to nightcore🙁

Burnt chicken nugget: STOP

Connie Springer kinnie: well it was nice to properly meet all of you

Girlboss: aang, Azula tried to kill you

Connie Springer kinnie: meeting someone is meeting someone, no matter the situation

Kick ass fire lesbian: besides I don’t wanna restart the avatar cycle anyways

Connie Springer kinnie: also back to what ty Lee said earlier, it is spring, I probably should cut Appas hair

Boomerang hoe: a smelly bison in the summer is something from my nightmares

Blind Bitch: ^^^

Girlboss: yeah Appa smells bad , but can we go back to what azula said about Zuko?

Kick ass fire lesbian: about him listening to nightcore? Well he does

Burnt chicken nugget: AZULA STOP I PROMISE I DONT ANYMORE

Connie Springer kinnie: at least I never went through a nightcore phase

Boomerang hoe: ur also 112 years old, did nightcore even exist

Girlboss: I remember Sokka had a nightcore phase

Boomerang hoe: stop.

God: why him and Zuko would make a good couple! They like the same music

Boomerang hoe: @burntchickennugget😏

Burnt chicken nugget: maybe

Blind Bitch: nightcore is the edgy version of those chipmunk songs my parents made me listen to as a kid

Knife: ur not wrong

Burnt chicken nugget: leave me alone

God: it’s actually kinda easy to bully you though

Burnt chicken nugget: katara, you shoulda left me for dead

Connie Springer kinnie: that’s taking it a bit too far don’t you think?

Circus freak: I wouldn’t have gotten to see mai for a while if you guys had done things differently(ᗒᗣᗕ)

Knife: that actually would’ve been tragic, and I’m being genuine

Girlboss: well now I don’t regret it considering I got to reunite lesbians in love

Circus freak: thank you💖

Burnt chicken nugget: you- you regretted it

God: well let’s not start this again, ok?

Girlboss: fine

Blind Bitch: I’m sure there’s gonna be good effects or whatever in the future to all your decisions

Blind Bitch: also aang listens to fucking kids bop

Boomerang hoe: SO THATS WHAT THAT IS

Connie Springer kinnie: I’m not gonna even try

Notes:

I’m debating whether I should keep the end of book two, making it follow canon, or stray even more from canon

Chapter 8: Bullying zuko

Summary:

Idk, I had school

Also why does this have over 100 kudos, get a life, I write this in my spare time/when I don’t have schoolwork

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai

Connie Springer kinnie: guess who got their earth bending skills😁

God: yoooooo

Blind Bitch: ur welcome

Kick ass fire lesbian: fuck

Girlboss: I knew aang could do it

Boomerang hoe: yeah you can earth bend but why did I have to spend the day in a hole?

Connie Springer kinnie: at least I’m decent at bending

Kick ass fire lesbian: because you suck probably🤪

Circus freak: WHAT?!?

Boomerang hoe: feelin betrayed

Kick ass fire lesbian: did you not assume I would say something negative?

Burnt chicken nugget: I mean, good point

Boomerang hoe: ur right about that

Girlboss: no one cares Zuko

Blind Bitch: can someone tell me why we all hate Zuko for some reason

Connie Springer kinnie: well I don’t hate them that much

Circus freak: neither do i

Burnt chicken nugget: thanks?

God: simple. We all have something against him that he did in the past

Burnt chicken nugget: I fucked shit up ok

Blind Bitch: ah, well if you ever want to talk to a 12 year old for some reason, go to me or aang

Burnt chicken nugget: ok

Knife: why would anyone go to anyone in this gc for therapy

Blind Bitch: woah who said therapy??

Girlboss: idk but we desperately need it

Knife: we’re in war, where would we get it?

Burnt chicken nugget: good point

Burnt chicken nugget: also have I ever mentioned how much I fucking hate the desert?

Connie Springer kinnie: it’s dry and dusty, you’re correct

Kick ass fire lesbian: no one cares

Boomerang hoe: no, Zuko has a point

Knife: woah😧

Girlboss: Zuko can think?!?

Blind Bitch: damn

Burnt chicken nugget: I’m fighting for my life here on the daily

Blind Bitch: clearly

Boomerang hoe: u don’t suck that much, your father probably sucks more

God: just boyfriends defending each other💖

Burnt chicken nugget: maybe

Boomerang hoe: PROGRESS🥶

Girlboss: Zuko do me a favor and date Sokka

Burnt chicken nugget: why are you on my side now?

Boomerang hoe: wait a minute-

Boomerang hoe: you have a genuine crush on me?

Burnt chicken nugget:😮🤫

Girlboss: because then I can get with Suki

God: *bites lip*

Blind Bitch: what am I witnessing

Circus freak: I think Zuko and Sokka, and Katara and Suki are getting together

God: no, not yet, we need to meet again to actually talk this through

Boomerang hoe: I agree

Connie Springer kinnie: so if I’m correct, Zuko and Sokka might become a couple in the future, and Suki and Katara might too

Girlboss: ^^^

Blind Bitch: but mai and ty Lee are the only actual couple here

Ty Lee: yup😁

God: #lesbiansaresuperior

Knife: yeah we’re better than everyone

Kick ass fire lesbian: I suppose you guys are the best couple

Burnt chicken nugget: damn even Azula thinks so

Burnt chicken nugget: but I like mai, so yeah mai and ty Lee are really cool

Connie Springer kinnie: they’re the only couple so of course they’re gonna be the best?!??

Knife: shut

Ty Lee: me and Mai are a very happy couple

Girlboss: kinda jealous

Kick ass fire lesbian: I feel you

Blind Bitch: oh my gosh, romance😟🙁

Boomerang hoe: guys were forgetting the best couple🥺🥺💖💖

Blind Bitch: please no

Circus freak: what will he say??

Burnt chicken nugget: no one will know

Boomerang hoe: zhao x Ozai🏳️🌈💖😍

Burnt chicken nugget: omg🥰

Connie Springer kinnie: the tension😱

Kick ass fire lesbian: it’s canon😡

Knife: I hate that I can’t leave this gc

Girlboss: no this is really entertaining

Connie Springer kinnie: low key makes me forget I’m supposed to fight half of you

Circus freak: don’t remind me

God: no bc what are we gonna do if one of us gets “defeated” by the other bad

Boomerang hoe: straight vibe probably

Kick ass fire lesbian: we’ll never get to see

Kick ass fire lesbian: but I’m low key starting to tolerate everyone in here, so let’s keep this group chat

Circus freak: Azula nice arc

Girlboss: wow

God: for now, let’s just make a homophobic straight man gay, and bully Zuko

Kick ass fire lesbian: what she said

Notes:

I wrote all of this in band class

Also mailee <3

Chapter 9

Notes:

Not even sure if this fandom exists anymore, but here
Also sorry for not posting, life got busy

Chapter Text

🤪💖✨🌺😁war criminals😁🌺✨💖🤪
Connie Springer kinnie: Aang
Girlboss: Katara
Boomerang Hoe: Sokka
Blind Bitch: Toph
God: Suki
Burnt chicken nugget: Zuko
Kick ass fire lesbian: Azula
Circus freak: Ty Lee
Knife: Mai

Boomerang hoe: we’re stuck in the fucking desert

Girlboss: I hate life

Circus freak: yo you guys good?

Boomerang hoe: no

God: do you need find my iPhone??

Boomerang hoe: maybe

Connie Springer kinnie: I just wanted to go to the library

Kick ass fire lesbian: nerd

Boomerang hoe: no u

Circus freak: can you find a landmark to refer to

Blind Bitch: NO ITS THE FUCKING DESERT

Boomerang hoe: there’s only sand

Burnt chicken nugget: rip you guys ig

Boomerang hoe: but I thought we were gonna get married🥺🥺💖💖 #meandzukoaregettingmarriedsoon #gays #homos #gayrights

Kick ass fire lesbian: I’ve decided I’m actually against that

Burnt chicken nugget: wait why?

Circus freak: damn azulas on her homophobic arc

Boomerang hoe: 💔😧

Kick ass fire lesbian: no I’m only homophobic to zuko

Kick ass fire lesbian: and I also just realized Zuko and Sokka getting married would mean I’m in laws with Sokka

Girlboss: not feeling the love rn

Burnt chicken nugget: you’d be a decent in-law

Girlboss: thanks ig

Boomerang hoe: WAIT WOULD OZAI BE MY FATHER IN LAW⁉️⁉️

Knife: oh damn

Burnt chicken nugget: wait he would

Boomerang hoe: I’m gonna cry

Blind Bitch: yo this weddings going to be amazing

God: see @girlboss , I don’t have problematic family members, our wedding will be nice and calm

Girlboss: you’re probably right

Boomerang hoe: damn can’t relate

Burnt chicken nugget: do what I do and just pretend Iroh is my father

Boomerang hoe: I can sorta get behind that maybe

Circus freak: @knife have we planned our wedding yet??

Knife: yes, we planned it when we were seven

Circus freak: oh right.

Blind Bitch: gay people in action😱

God: yup

Boomerang hoe: also today I learned something new

Girlboss: Sokka don’t you fucking dare

Boomerang hoe: it’s incredibly important

Connie Springer kinnie: no

God: what?

Boomerang hoe: I despise owls

Girlboss: oh thank god

Blind Bitch: thought he was gonna say something else

Burnt chicken nugget: whatd you think he was gonna say

Girlboss: 😧🤫

Connie Springer kinnie: nothing

Kick ass fire lesbian: possible blackmail, good to know

Boomerang hoe: wait do you still have the blackmail list?

Kick ass fire lesbian: of course, most of it is about zuko or you, but I have some about everyone

Burnt chicken nugget: of course you have the most for me

Kick ass fire lesbian: it’s my responsibility as your sister

God: what do you have for me?

Kick ass fire lesbian: light yagami kinnie

God: wait.

Kick ass fire lesbian: we all know you did the names

Girlboss: WAIT WHAT‼️

Boomerang hoe: oh shit

Circus freak: not true, mai did mine and azula

Knife: that is true, didn’t do the rest though

Blind Bitch: I did my own as well

God: IM NOT A LIGHT KINNIE, IM JUST BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU AND THAYS WHY IM GOD

Burnt chicken nugget: that whole monologue is more against you

Kick ass fire lesbian: screenshotted

Blind Bitch: thays💀

God: leave me alone

Girlboss: Suki did nothing wrong

Knife: simp

Girlboss: you know, I’ll claim it, Suki is beautiful

Boomerang hoe: I second that^^

Burnt chicken nugget: I’m gay, and I say third

Burnt chicken nugget: I’d date Suki or Mai if I were into women

Knife: thanks ig

God: Zuko supports girl bosses confirmed⁉️

Burnt chicken nugget: of course I do, I grew up with Azula

Kick ass fire lesbian: one benefit

Kick ass fire lesbian: if not, god forbid Zuko turned out worse than he already did

Burnt chicken nugget: I swear we need to rename this to Zuko slander club or something

God: no, we’re keeping it

Burnt chicken nugget: I deserve it but still

Girlboss: I’m sure you do

Blind Bitch: slandering yourself is one of the best therapy

Blind Bitch: can’t really relate

Circus freak: for real🤪

Boomerang hoe: I say yes as well

Connie Springer kinnie: NO

Connie Springer kinnie: FIND A HEALTHY WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES YOU ASSHOLES

God: damn

Girlboss: did aang just swear

Burnt chicken nugget: oh

Boomerang hoe: I think aang briefly went into the avatar state over that

Knife: they’re not wrong

Girlboss: yeah, it can lead to health issues

Kick ass fire lesbian: from what I’m seeing, everyone here either has a god complex or hates themselves

Burnt chicken nugget: who’s who?

Kick ass fire lesbian: on the god complex side, we have Suki, Toph, katara possibly, and me, I won’t deny that

Girlboss: eh, won’t deny or confirm for my own safety

Kick ass fire lesbian: on the hate themselves end, we have zuzu, Sokka, ty Lee, and Mai? From what I hear, yeah

Burnt chicken nugget: yeah

Kick ass fire lesbian: and I genuinely can’t tell with Aang, maybe both or neither

God: if I were aang I’d definitely develop an even bigger god complex by now

Connie Springer kinnie: I just exist tbh

Connie Springer kinnie: but if you just ask, probably more on the hate myself end

Boomerang hoe: damn, we’re all dead inside

Circus freak: yup

Notes:

What do y’all think