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"All that food looks amazing"

"Shiny, we're all hungry, you do not need to continue to make pointless comments about food we will never be allowed to taste!"

"I am not a shiny"

"You sure act like a shiny"

"Fives and Jesse, unless you have something important to say, please keep the scary contents of your shebse to yourselves"

"Yes captain"

"Yes captain"

"Wow get Rex'd!"

"Shut up Echo"

"Sorry captain"


"Could the General be any more obvious?"

"He's been staring at senator Amidala all evening"

"That's not our business, Tup"

"What the force! He actually just winked !"

"Oh. My. Word"

"She's winking back!"

"I'm going to be sick"

"GuysGeneralKenobihasusopenonalivechannel"

"WHAT!!!"

"Ha! You actually fell for it!!"

"Not. Funny."

"Hardcase!"

"Hardcase the second we get back to the barracks you are doomed"

"Ya going to go into details there Kix?"

"No."

"Scary"

"This is why medics are the most horrifying troopers in the Gar"


 "How long will this go on for?!"

"Quit moaning!"

"That food's starting to look really good now!"

"Look, we've been through this-"

"Guys shut up! I think the dignitary from Ryloth is about to say something interesting!"

"Really?!"

"No way!"

"SSHHH"

"A yawn?"

"What an anticlimax" 

"Maybe they're as bored as we are"

"I wouldn't hold to hope, Vod"


 "Zzzzz" 

"Echo!"

"WAKE UP!"

"dI'KUT, SOMEONE WILL NOTICE!"

"Zzzzz"

"ECHO!"

"OH FOR FORCE'S SAKE"

"Is he leaning on you?"

"Yup, he's... AAargh- my FOOT! He's a lot heavier than he looks.

"Has anyone noticed yet?" 

"Coast's clear Cap!"

"Never call me that again"

"Yessir"

"And to 'cap' it all off-"

"HARDCASE!"

"We have a problem"

"What problem?"

"Dinner's over"

"Which would be great, if we didn't have to wake Echo up for the salute"

"Drat the di'kut"

"WAKE UP, ECHO"

"WAKE UP!"

"OPEN YOUR EYES!!"

"Wait, I have an idea"

"ECHO, WE'RE ALLOWED TO EAT NOW!!"

"FOOD?"

"Whew, well done Fives"

"Just in time for the salute"

"WAIT FIVES LET ME GET MY LEGS WORKING BEFORE YOU-"

"Err.. Echo, that is not a regulation salute"

"The floor needed a hug"