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Dear Steve Kornacki

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Part A:
Dear Steve Kornacki, what to say to you?
You are big-brained, you have the nation’s gaze
When you came across the screen, we smiled
‘Cause you’re so smart

I’m dedicating these ratings to you
That Fox News life could never make me smile
You’ve got style, you calculate, we fall apart
When you reference a chart

You’re a voice of reason in our nation
We’ll practice math for you
Even learn stats for you
If you lay a strong enough foundation
As we look up to you, you’ll raise the mean IQ
And you’ll blow us all away
Election day
Yeah, you’ll blow us all away
Election day

Part B:
Oh Leslie, when you laugh it makes us scream
Our queen, you are the queen!
Your twitter’s just what we were looking for
Your commentary beats Nate Silver
Oh Leslie, you hold Steve in such esteem
Our queen
When you cheer, we fall apart
‘Cause we both know Steve’s so smart

Part B:
Don’t you pass Steve around

Part A:
We’ve got Kornacki Cam

Part B & A:
He’s not a joint, he belongs to us

Part B:
We will appreciate

Part A:
We’ll make a Steve holiday

Parts A & B:
You belong at MSNBC

Your khakis gained our attention
We’ll name some after you
The Gap has promised to
Ms Jones enabled his ascension
Map Daddy speaks for us, his presence is a plus
And he’ll blow us all away
Election day
Yeah, you’ll blow us all away
Election day