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barbatos take the wheel

 

11:48 AM

 

gay gay homosexual gay: hey

 

batman: no

 

gay gay homosexual gay: WHAT

 

anime protagonist: hi venti

 

gay gay homosexual gay: hi you sweet sweet man

 

main character: what’s up venti

 

gay gay homosexual gay: aether and lumine are my only real friends

 

batman: good

 

gay gay homosexual gay: WHAT DID INDO TO YOU

 

batman: .

 

gay gay homosexual gay: ok fair

 

broke bitch: HAHAHDHD POOR VENTI

 

team mom: ok but did you need something venti?

 

gay gay homosexual gay: oh right

 

gay gay homosexual gay: so basically

 

gay gay homosexual gay: i’m broke

 

batman: we know get on with it

 

gay gay homosexual gay: i don’t have any lunch can someone get me lunch please i will love you forever

 

batman: no

 

gay gay homosexual gay: PLEASE DILUC

 

batman: u literally still owe me from last time

 

broke bitch: refer to the username

 

anime protagonist: you can share with me venti!

 

main character: i packed extra today!!

 

gay gay homosexual gay: i literally would die for the two of you

 

main character: :(

 

anime protagonist: :(

 

batman: good

 

gay gay homosexual gay: DILUC PLEASE,,,

 

cOoL iT: i smell an opportunity to berate diluc

 

batman: literally go home

 

cOoL iT: i am home? WE LIVE TOGETHER???

 

batman: don’t fucking remind me

 

cOoL iT: you literally. invited me to live here what

 

batman: yeah so shut it before you’re homeless

 

cOoL iT: :(

 

team mom: alright kids break it up

 

team mom: diluc be nicer please

 

team mom: kaeya shut up

 

cOoL iT: WHAT

 

cOoL iT: WHAT THE FUCK???

 

batman: that is the opposite of shutting up

 

anime protagonist: venti lumine and i are gonna go to the caf and have lunch in a half hour!!

 

gay gay homosexual gay: ok you beloved angels i will see you there

 

main character: :)

 

batman: smh he doesn’t deserve your kindness

 

gay gay homosexual gay: I JUST WANT TO EAT FOOD DILUC