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barbatos take the wheel

 

3:43AM

 

gay gay homosexual gay: i’m making a gc

 

batman: we already have one

 

gay gay homosexual gay: no another one but this one will have zhongli and xiao and all their friends

 

batman: no

 

gay gay homosexual gay: u don’t have a choice

 

anime protagonist: sounds fun and overwhelming count me in!

 

zhonglis ass appreciation

 

3:44 AM

 

peepaw: i feel the need to warn you all that venti is making a group chat that includes all of us and all of his friends

 

rex lapis stan: oh on god?

 

rasputin: i think you mean “oh on zhongli?”

 

catboy: we get it u like ur boyfriend

 

rasputin: ur one to talk

 

rex lapis stan: for the love of god please shut up

 

3:52 AM

 

gay gay homosexual gay created teyvats gay club

 

gay gay homosexual gay added anime protagonist, main character and 25 others

 

gay gay homosexual gay: what’s up fuckers!

 

pirate mom: dear god that’s a lot of new contacts

 

glucose: woah hi

 

gay gay homosexual gay: why are so many of you awake

 

rasputin: you literally.

 

rasputin: you literally put us here??

 

gay gay homosexual gay: and i was expecting everyone to be asleep

 

frozone: oh my god y’all

 

frozone: where’s hu tao

 

waterboy: ...

 

waterboy: HAS SHE NOT BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME

 

cocogoat: omg hu tao come home <3

 

gordon ramsey added basically a hitman

 

cocogoat: she’s home!

 

basically a hitman: owo what the fuck is this!

 

basically a hitman: dear lord there’s like thirty of you

 

batman: i have no idea who any of you are

 

gay gay homosexual gay: that is the point of this gc

 

gay gay homosexual gay: we all need more friends

 

batman: do we?

 

cOoL iT: says u

 

cOoL iT: mr had an all time low phase

 

batman: DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN IS A GOOD SONG FUCK YOU

 

gay gay homosexual gay: they hated him cause he spoke the truth

 

batman: THANK YOU VENTI

 

batman: never thought id say that

 

cOoL iT: fukin emos. gay emos. when did i deserve this torment

 

batman: remember when u fought me after dad died

 

cOoL iT: AS I RECALL

 

cOoL iT: YOU STARTED THAT

 

catboy: i didn’t think venti was serious about this what the fuck

 

anime protagonist: xiao!!

 

catboy: :)

 

anime protagonist: go to bed,,,,,,

 

catboy: you’re awake tho?

 

anime protagonist: yea but i didn’t pull an all nighter yesterday

 

anime protagonist: if ur still online in five minutes i’m breaking up with you!

 

catboy: GOODNIGHT,,!

 

basically a hitman: oh to be in love

 

gay gay homosexual gay: hard agree

 

cOoL iT: diluc is literally right there smh

 

batman: SHUT UR WHIRE MOUTH

 

gay gay homosexual gay: what :D

 

batman: goodnight!

 

gay gay homosexual gay: no come back

 

cOoL iT: :)