teyvats gay club
gay gay homosexual gay: what the hell is in mayo
batman: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK
peepaw: mayo is a high fat condiment made from egg yolks, vinegar or lemon juice, and various spices and flavorings
gay gay homosexual gay: i can always count on u grandpa
chalk man: WHAT
chalk man: HOWD HE JUST KNOW THAT
rasputin: zhongli is just the entirety of wikipedia shoved into one person
rasputin: watch this
rasputin: how many different dog breeds are there
peepaw: in the united states alone, the AKC's (american kennel club) dog breed list currently includes 190 dog breeds. worldwide, the FCI (fédération cynologique internationale) lists 360 officially recognized breeds.
cOoL iT: what the fuck???
chalk man: i can’t tell if that was cool or terrifying
rasputin: i’m just saying we’ve never lost trivia night
rasputin: team chili reigns superior
gay gay homosexual gay: i think u mean team zhongli
catboy: yeah i doubt u do anything
rasputin: shut up!!
peepaw: it is a very useful skill
batman: how do you
batman: do that??
gay gay homosexual gay: idk if he knows he’s been doing that since high school
peepaw: i do not know why i remember all this stuff
rasputin: yet u can’t remember ur wallet or ur damN KEYS
peepaw: i’m only allowed one relevant thought per month
chalk man: omg
chalk man: i’m a zhongli kinnie???
peepaw: what is a “kinnie”
catboy: oh lord
batman: i just heard venti cackle
gay gay homosexual gay: it means he admires u
peepaw: i appreciate it, albedo
peepaw: in that case i am an albedo kinnie
rasputin: oh my god
catboy: i don’t feel the need to correct this one
chalk man: ,,,,,,
chalk man: i appreciate it zhongli
cOoL iT: so zhongli who’s all on your kin list
peepaw: kin list?
gay gay homosexual gay: it’s a list of people you admire!
peepaw: i see
batman: dear god
gay gay homosexual gay: yes?
peepaw: i feel writing out my kin list would take too long
cOoL iT: i’m surprised childe hasn’t said anything
rasputin: i find i am enjoying this
peepaw: enjoying what?
anime protagonist: ok i feel bad
gay gay homosexual gay: shut it gayboy!!!
batman: veNTI. UR LITERALLY GAY.
gay gay homosexual gay: UR ONE TO TALK GAYBOY
anime protagonist: what has gotten into him today ,,,
gay gay homosexual gay: IM ASCENDING INTO MY GOD FORM
batman: i think he had a monster like ten minutes ago
gay gay homosexual gay: NO!!!!!!
chalk man: okay very cool!!!!
church girl: god i knew i was homophobic for a reason