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10:22 PM

 

gay gay homosexual gay: what the hell is in mayo

 

batman: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK

 

peepaw: mayo is a high fat condiment made from egg yolks, vinegar or lemon juice, and various spices and flavorings

 

gay gay homosexual gay: i can always count on u grandpa

 

batman: ,

 

chalk man: WHAT

 

chalk man: HOWD HE JUST KNOW THAT

 

rasputin: zhongli is just the entirety of wikipedia shoved into one person

 

rasputin: watch this

 

rasputin: how many different dog breeds are there

 

peepaw: in the united states alone, the AKC's (american kennel club) dog breed list currently includes 190 dog breeds. worldwide, the FCI (fédération cynologique internationale) lists 360 officially recognized breeds.

 

cOoL iT: what the fuck???

 

chalk man: i can’t tell if that was cool or terrifying

 

rasputin: i’m just saying we’ve never lost trivia night

 

rasputin: team chili reigns superior

 

gay gay homosexual gay: i think u mean team zhongli

 

catboy: yeah i doubt u do anything

 

rasputin: shut up!!

 

peepaw: it is a very useful skill

 

batman: how do you

 

batman: do that??

 

gay gay homosexual gay: idk if he knows he’s been doing that since high school

 

peepaw: i do not know why i remember all this stuff

 

rasputin: yet u can’t remember ur wallet or ur damN KEYS

 

peepaw: i’m only allowed one relevant thought per month

 

chalk man: omg

 

chalk man: i’m a zhongli kinnie???

 

peepaw: what is a “kinnie”

 

catboy: oh lord

 

batman: i just heard venti cackle

 

gay gay homosexual gay: it means he admires u

 

peepaw: oh

 

peepaw: i appreciate it, albedo

 

peepaw: in that case i am an albedo kinnie

 

rasputin: oh my god

 

catboy: i don’t feel the need to correct this one

 

chalk man: ,,,,,,

 

chalk man: i appreciate it zhongli

 

cOoL iT: so zhongli who’s all on your kin list

 

peepaw: kin list?

 

gay gay homosexual gay: it’s a list of people you admire!

 

peepaw: i see

 

batman: dear god

 

gay gay homosexual gay: yes?

 

peepaw: i feel writing out my kin list would take too long

 

cOoL iT: i’m surprised childe hasn’t said anything

 

rasputin: i find i am enjoying this

 

peepaw: enjoying what?

 

anime protagonist: ok i feel bad

 

gay gay homosexual gay: shut it gayboy!!!

 

batman: veNTI. UR LITERALLY GAY.

 

gay gay homosexual gay: UR ONE TO TALK GAYBOY

 

anime protagonist: what has gotten into him today ,,,

 

gay gay homosexual gay: IM ASCENDING INTO MY GOD FORM

 

batman: i think he had a monster like ten minutes ago

 

gay gay homosexual gay: NO!!!!!!

 

chalk man: okay very cool!!!!

 

church girl: god i knew i was homophobic for a reason