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I really am Ye Qiu!

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Mid December

Ye Xiu was having a nice evening. Guilds were being extorted, Lord Grim leveled up, and the weather was looking nice outside. Not that he ever went outside, he slept during the day anyways. His boss was extra nice today, not minding that he smoked beside her. As Ye Xiu stared at his computer, a QQ message from Yu Wenzhou popped up.

 

PM:

Swoksaar: Senior, will you be going to All-Stars this year as a spectator?

Lord Grim: absolutely not

 

Clicking away from his conversation with his secretly sadistic junior, Ye Xiu accidentally clicked the Glory Pro Players chat.

“Shit.” Ye Xiu stared at his computer as it froze while trying to load 99+ pings and 2 months worth of unread messages.

Out of the corner of her eye, Chen Guo saw an interesting thing on her new employee’s computer.

“Wait, why is that chat called ‘Glory Pro-players Chat Group’? I didn’t know you were into Glory pro roleplaying! That sounds fun, add me into the group!”

“Uh Boss, that group is actually-”

“Just add me and Xiao Tang to it!!!” Chen Guo demanded.

“Alright.” Ye Xiu reacted weakly, adding the two non-pro players to the pro players group, as QQ finally loaded.

“Damn it! Dancing Rain was taken already? Ye Xiu, you're the admin of this group, right? Can you grab the role for me?” Chen Guo sulked.

“Boss, that’s actually Su Mucheng...” Ye Xiu sweatdropped.

Chen Guo rolled her eyes. “Yeah right. Isn’t that just like how you’re Ye Qiu? You’re not even using the One Autumn Leaf role. What use is your admin position?”

Ye Xiu didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

 

Glory Pro-players Chat Group

Lord Grim (admin) added Chen Guo, Tang Rou to the chat

Ghost Lantern: …

Firebird Messenger: …

Troubling Rain: @Lord Grim @Lord Grim @Lord Grim @Lord Grim @Lord Grim @Lord Grim 

Troubling Rain: wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf

Troubling Rain: old ye why are you adding new people so soon you just retired 2 weeks ago 

Troubling Rain: you havent said anything in the past 2 months

Troubling Rain: who are they I’ve never heard of them before

Lord Grim: My boss and her friend/my coworker irl, asked to be added after seeing the title of chat, they think this is a roleplay group for the pro players

Empty Waves: Welcome, I guess?

Demon Subduer: +1

Rota: +2

Windy Rain: +3

Firebird Messenger: +4

Swoksaar: +6

Swoksaar: oops, too early

Chen Guo: Hi! I’m a Launcher, I’d like to join EE. Pretend I’m Su Mucheng!

Life Extinguisher : Hello @Chen Guo , what’s your Glory account’s name? As you can see, most of us use our Glory account names as our QQ username. Same with @Tang Rou?

Chasing Haze: Oh! Thanks for the help! You sound just like how I think Xiao Shiqin would!

Troubling Rain : @Lord Grim waitwaitwait why are we a RP chat now wtf

Troubling Rain: we’re literally the entirety of the glory pro players

Troubling Rain: plus retired old men like you

Troubling Rain : @Lord Grim @Lord Grim @Lord Grim @Lord Grim @Lord Grim DONT FORGET YOU OWE ME 30 PKPKPKPKS

Lord Grim (admin) has muted Troubling Rain for 10 minutes

Ghost Lantern: :incense:

Bullet Rain: :incense:

Doubtful Demon: :incense:

Chasing Haze: Wow, just like the Sword Saint!

Bullet Rain: I AM THE SWORD SAINT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Bullet Rain: OLD YE YOU’RE NOT PLANNING ON BRINGING THESE TWO BACK WITH YOU TO THE PRO SCENE RIGHT

Bullet Rain: BLUE RAIN WILL HAVE SPACE FOR YOU AND THESE TWO SISTERS!

Lord Grim: Do you speak for the team?

Swoksaar: no he doesn’t

Crying Devil: :smchehe:

Windy Rain: :smchehe:

Rota: :smchehe:

Ghost Lantern: :smchehe:

Bullet Rain: how stressful huang shao stole my phone

Bullet Rain: captain got it back tho

Swoksaar: ^_^

Swoksaar: no need for these two ladies to worry about Shaotian, he will be doing extra training.

Brilliant Edge: :hstnotlikethis:

Angelica: :hstnotlikethis:

Firebird Messenger: :hstnotlikethis:

Rota: :hstnotlikethis:

Windy Rain: :hstnotlikethis:

Chasing Haze: Haha, I like you guys!

Bullet Rain: :sweatdrop::sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

Soft Mist: Hello everyone! I’m Ye Qiu’s student, Soft Mist! I’m on the tenth server right now, improving quickly!

Vaccaria: Welcome!

Flying Sword: +1

Rangoon Creeper: +2

Flying Leaves: +3

 

A customer soon asked for help, so Ye Xiu and Chen Guo got up and walked away from their computers.

“Haha, I like your friends! We should meet up with them in real life sometime!” Chen Guo laughed, strolling away happily.

Boss is going to freak out when she finds out that they’re the real pro players,” Ye Xiu sighed internally.