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Published:
2021-07-17
Updated:
2023-01-31
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1,987
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7/?
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Homunculi and Friends

Summary:

pipsqueak:
STOP CALLING ME SHORT

hohohoe:
i’ll stop calling you short the day gluttony ties his
hair back

alelric:
but he’s bald

hohohoe:
exactly

or, a fma/fmab chat fic

Notes:

um yeah i have no idea what i’m doing :D i wrote this like a year-ish ago in my notes when i was bored

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter Text

greed added lust, envy, gluttony, and +3 others to Homunculi

lust:
greed, what is this

greed:
idk man

greed:
father wanted us to have a way to communicate
so i made this gc

sloth:
such a bother

greed:
stfu you lazy troll

envy:
both of you shut up

greed:
how about no

envy:
fuck you

greed:
i bet you want to

envy:
KEIRFJFNFJ

lust left the chat

gluttony:
oh are we leaving

gluttony left the chat

greed added gluttony to the chat

envy added lust to the chat

envy:
oh hell no

envy:
if i have to suffer you have to suffer too

greed:
ya

lust:
i want to kms

greed:
no hunty, mustang already did that

lust:
i wish father never remade you

greed:
thanks luv

greed:
n e wAys

greed:
where are wrath and pride

envy:
wrath is doing fuhrer stuff and pride is probably
in school or sum shit

greed:
how very informative

envy:
ur welcome

envy changed greed’s name to dumbass

dumbass changed envy’s name to hohohoe

hohohoe:
damn you

dumbass:
k