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gluttony:
this gc is boring
gluttony:
we should add our friends
dumbass:
sure
hohohoe:
who would be friends with you losers
gluttony added alelric to Homunculi
dumbass added scar and fullmetal to Homunculi
dumbass changed scar’s name to bestie😹💖🤧🤪
dumbass changed the chat name to Homunculi and Friends
bestie😹💖🤧🤪:
no
bestie😹💖🤧🤪 left the chat
dumbass:
rude
fullmetal:
what the hell is this
hohohoe:
a gc duh
alelric:
who are you
hohohoe:
envy, that’s who
dumbass:
i’m greed
fullmetal:
LING
dumbass:
uh no
dumbass:
i just told you my name is greed
dumbass:
are you illiterate
fullmetal:
sometimes
hohohoe changed fullmetal’s name to pipsqueak
pipsqueak:
who gave you the right
pipsqueak:
W H O
pride:
stfu i’m in class
dumbass:
just turn your notifications off 🙄
pride:
you don’t tell me what to do
alelric:
why are you in school??
alelric:
aren’t you a homunculus
pride:
i’m the first homunculus
hohohoe:
k but no one asked
pride:
...
pride:
i’m fuhrer bradley’s son
alelric:
yOU MEAN SELIM
alelric:
I THOUGHT HE WAS A HUMAN
pipsqueak:
JHDJSFHYNA
hohohoe:
wot the actual fock
dumbass:
i think you broke them lmao
pride:
who even are you two
hohohoe:
they’re the elric brothers
pride:
oh the sacrifices
dumbass:
ya
pride:
i must return to my classes
pipsqueak:
let’s leave, al
alelric:
but we can use this chance to spy and learn their
plan
pipsqueak:
DON’T TELL THEM YOU WANT TO SPY YOU
IDIOT
alelric:
iM SORRY
dumbass:
lmao ur the actual dumbass
hohohoe:
no that’s still you
dumbass:
when did this become bully greed day
alelric:
we would never bully you ling!
dumbass:
i ain’t ling you metal buffoon
dumbass:
for the last time, the name’s greed
alelric:
but-
hohohoe:
#wrecked
pipsqueak:
#no
hohohoe:
#fitemeushortassbitch
pipsqueak:
BRUH iM NOT SHORT
hohohoe:
sure, and i’m ugly
dumbass:
but you are
hohohoe:
◼️⬆️
pipsqueak:
i’ll fight you any day!
hohohoe:
i wasn’t talking to you but okay shortie
pipsqueak:
STOP CALLING ME SHORT
hohohoe:
i’ll stop calling you short the day gluttony ties his
hair back
alelric:
but he’s bald
hohohoe:
exactly