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2021-07-17
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Homunculi and Friends

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

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gluttony:
this gc is boring

gluttony:
we should add our friends

dumbass:
sure

hohohoe:
who would be friends with you losers

gluttony added alelric to Homunculi

dumbass added scar and fullmetal to Homunculi

dumbass changed scar’s name to bestie😹💖🤧🤪

dumbass changed the chat name to Homunculi and Friends

bestie😹💖🤧🤪:
no

bestie😹💖🤧🤪 left the chat

dumbass:
rude

fullmetal:
what the hell is this

hohohoe:
a gc duh

alelric:
who are you

hohohoe:
envy, that’s who

dumbass:
i’m greed

fullmetal:
LING

dumbass:
uh no

dumbass:
i just told you my name is greed

dumbass:
are you illiterate

fullmetal:
sometimes

hohohoe changed fullmetal’s name to pipsqueak

pipsqueak:
who gave you the right

pipsqueak:
W H O

pride:
stfu i’m in class

dumbass:
just turn your notifications off 🙄

pride:
you don’t tell me what to do

alelric:
why are you in school??

alelric:
aren’t you a homunculus

pride:
i’m the first homunculus

hohohoe:
k but no one asked

pride:
...

pride:
i’m fuhrer bradley’s son

alelric:
yOU MEAN SELIM

alelric:
I THOUGHT HE WAS A HUMAN

pipsqueak:
JHDJSFHYNA

hohohoe:
wot the actual fock

dumbass:
i think you broke them lmao

pride:
who even are you two

hohohoe:
they’re the elric brothers

pride:
oh the sacrifices

dumbass:
ya

pride:
i must return to my classes

pipsqueak:
let’s leave, al

alelric:
but we can use this chance to spy and learn their
plan

pipsqueak:
DON’T TELL THEM YOU WANT TO SPY YOU
IDIOT

alelric:
iM SORRY

dumbass:
lmao ur the actual dumbass

hohohoe:
no that’s still you

dumbass:
when did this become bully greed day

alelric:
we would never bully you ling!

dumbass:
i ain’t ling you metal buffoon

dumbass:
for the last time, the name’s greed

alelric:
but-

hohohoe:
#wrecked

pipsqueak:
#no

hohohoe:
#fitemeushortassbitch

pipsqueak:
BRUH iM NOT SHORT

hohohoe:
sure, and i’m ugly

dumbass:
but you are

hohohoe:
◼️⬆️

pipsqueak:
i’ll fight you any day!

hohohoe:
i wasn’t talking to you but okay shortie

pipsqueak:
STOP CALLING ME SHORT

hohohoe:
i’ll stop calling you short the day gluttony ties his
hair back

alelric:
but he’s bald

hohohoe:
exactly