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Media Gattai! Tune In, RemoteKing!

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A giant face in a skull mask appeared in the Great Monitor in downtown Simia City! “I’m Stepcousin Shindig of the Paradox Republic, and I think I’m so cool even though I’m trying way too hard to be shocking!”

“Right!” said Commander Mediared. “It’s time! Mediarangers, HENSHIN YO!”

“Mediapink!” “Mediablue!” “Mediagreen!” “Mediayellow!” “Mediablack!” “Mediawhite!” “Mediagold!” “Mediasilver!” “Mediapurple!” “Mediaorange!” “Mediabronze!” “Mediachrome!” “Mediaburgundy!” “Medialavender!” “Mediataupe!”

“What,” said Stepcousin Shindig.

“Now!” said Commander Mediared. “Activate your Character Keys!” He flipped his belt buckle, pulled out a tiny action figure, and plugged it into his plastic swordgun. “RED SUPERMAN!”

“PINK SAILORMOON!” “BLUE AMADEUSCHO!” “GREEN CAPTAINPICARD!” “YELLOW SOLLUXCAPTOR!” “BLACK TOSHIROUMEZAWA!” “WHITE GODZILLA!”

“Why aren’t you FIGHTING ME!?” said Stepcousin Shindig, flailing as the transformation sequences continued.

“GOLD SPIDERROBINSON!” “SILVER JOELROBINSON!” “PURPLE DACKFAYDEN!” “ORANGE XENA!”

“You’re supposed to be a race of warlike barbarians, what’s all this nonsense!? What kind of serious fighters would do something like this?”

“CHROME JOHNCONSTANTINE!” “BURGUNDY MISTERROGERS!” “LAVENDER THIRDDOCTOR!” “TAUPE AKARED!”

“That’s it, I’m leaving.” Stepcousin Shindig rolled his eyes and turned off the monitor.

Thus do the brave Mediarangers protect us all! Mediarangers, fight on, for the safety of the Remote!