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Alexmill has started chat.

Alexmill has named chat 177(6)

Alexmill has added jdotlaw, thefrenchiestfry, and hercmuel to 177(6)

Alexmill: Hi, so I’m Alexander, and I guess we’ll be rooming together. Feel free to call me Alex.

Hercmuel: Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The name’s Hercules.

Jdotlaw: I refuse to believe that you’re named after a Disney character

Jdotlaw: Jonathan, by the way Call me John

Hercmuel: I promise you that my name is 100% Hercules

Alexmill: Dude

Hermuel: What

Alexmill: Nothing

Jdotlaw: wtf man

Alexmill: It’s a coincidence

Jdotlaw: Okay??????

Thefrenchiestfry: I’m Paul

Alexmill: nvm, it’s fine, no need to worry

Hercmuel: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Jdotlaw: @thefrenchiestfry is your name really paul, like just paul

Thefrenchiestfry: I am, how you say, confused

Thefrenchiestfry: but if you really must know

Thefrenchiestfry: my name is too long to remember, so I simply go by paul

Hercmuel: @thefrenchiestfry r u French

Therenchiestfry: @hercmuel why does this matter?

Hercmuel: @thefrenchiestfry reasons

Alexmill: guys

Alexmill: I’m pan

Alexmill: is this going to be a problem

Jdotlaw: that was really random? But unless you’re saying you are an actual frying pan, no it will not be a problem

Hercmuel: nah man

Thefrenchiestfry: non

Jdotlaw: besides I’m hella bi

Hercmuel: I’m hella gay

Thefrenchiestfry: since we’re apparently getting it all out of the way now

Thefrenchiestfry: I use they/them pronouns

Thefrenchiestfry: and I guess I’m technically pan

Alexmill: chill

Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry so what is the name that is too long to remember

Thefrenchiestfry: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette

Alexmill: PANIC

Thefrenchiestfry: ???

Jdotlaw: ?????????

Hercmuel: ????????????????

Alexmill: ….

Alexmill: and you choose to go by paul

Thefrenchiestfry: oui

Jdotlaw: @alexmill I meant to ask earlier but why is the name of the chat 177(6)

Alexmill: bc our room number is 177

Jdotlaw: but why the (6)

Alexmill: bc AMERICA that’s why

Jdotlaw: omg r u a redneck ur pan how could u be a redneck

Alexmill: NO

Alexmill: NONONONONONONONONO

Alexmill: I AM A FUCKING IMMIGRANT FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Alexmill: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Jdotlaw: you’re an immigrant

Alexmill: yee

Thefrenchiestfry: ^^SAME

Hercmuel: but I thought you were a real french-fry

Thefrenchiestfry: I am

Hercmuel: but that means you’d actually be in france

Thefrenchiestfry: I am

Hercmuel: then how are you an immigrant

Thefrenchiestfry: I WAAAAS an immigrant

Hercmuel: make sense

Alexmill: PANIC

Jdotlaw: stop that @alexmill

Jdotlaw: so frenchy is from france, where are you from @alexmill

Alexmill: currently New York, previously Caribbean. U?

Jdotlaw: that’s cool, south Carolina @hercmuel?

Hercmuel: new York

Alexmill: PANIC

Jdotlaw: why are you doing this @alexmill

Alexmill: reasons

Alexmill: what’s your last name @jdotlaw

Jdotlaw: why

Jdotlaw: Lawrence

Alexmill: P A N I C

Hercmuel: aight so @alexmill is a pan carribean immigrant currently living in new York and is dying

Hercmuel: @jdotlaw is Jonathan Lawrence from south Carolina and is bi af

Hercmuel: @thefrenchiestfry is actually French with a really long name, immigrated to America in a past life, and goes by paul. Also used they/them pronouns

Hercmuel: did I miss anything

Alexmill: Im fine

Jdotlaw: no ur not

Alexmill: @jdotlaw ur right

Alexmill: DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT

Thefrenchiestfry: SEE WHAT

Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry omfg laf how do u not see

Hercmuel: I’m honestly so confused?

Jdotlaw: I don’t get it

Alexmill: everyone share 1 random fact about ur past life

Thefrenchiestfry: OH

Thefrenchiestfry: O M G

Thefrenchiestfry: IMMIGRANTS. WE GET THE JOB DONE.

Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry hell yeah we do

Jdotlaw: I was an abolitionist

Hercmuel: I was an American spy during the revolution

Thefrenchiestfry: 1. I already said

Thefrenchiestfry: 2. How do u not see @jdotlaw @hercmuel

Jdotlaw: @alexmill u never shared ur fact

Alexmill: @jdotlaw I shouldn’t have to u piece of shit

Jdotlaw: what have I ever done to u @alexmill

Alexmill: @jdotlaw u died u fuckign asshole

Hercmuel: J E S U S C H R I S T

Hercmuel: I GET IT NOW

Alexmill: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @Hercmuel

Thefrenchiestfry: They’re not ready for us @hercmuel

Jdotlaw: I still don’t understand

Jdotlaw: I feel like I’m missing out on an inside joke

Alexmill: @jdotlaw that’s cuz u r

Thefrenchiestfry: john how do u not see @jdotlaw

Hercmuel: I’m freaking out and I get y u might be in denial but once u get over that u gonna be happy af @jdotlaw

Jdotlaw: @alexmill give me ur fact about your past life

Alexmill: I was hella bi @jdotlaw

Hercmuel: I FUCKIGN KNEW IT

Thefrenchiestfry: @Hercmuel did u seriously never kno I walked in on them so many times

Jdotlaw: @alexmill that doesn’t help at all

Hercmuel: do u remember anything or r u just that deep in denial

Jdotlaw: this def has something to do with our past lives

Alexmill: DO YOU NOT REMEMBER

Jdotlaw: WHY DOES THIS MATTER SO MUCH

Jdotlaw: I ONLY GET BITS AND PIECES

Jdotlaw: I KNOW I FOUGHT AGAINST SLAVERY

Jdotlaw: I DID SOMETHING IN THE REVOLUTION BUT IT’S REALLY HAZY

Alexmill: I cannot be that forgettable

Thefrenchiestfry: @alexmill forgettable is the last thing u r mon ami

Alexmill: 1 7 7 (6)

Jdotlaw: AMERICA

Jdotlaw: YES WE GET IT YOU’RE A PATRIOT

Hercmuel: SO WERE YOU

Jdotlaw: @hercmuel u were a fucking spy

Hercmuel: hell yeah I was, under general Washington himself

Thefrenchiestfry: #daddy

Alexmill: S T O P

Jdotlaw: you guys knew Washington?

Hercmuel: not really? I knew his aides-de-camp

Thefrenchiestfry: @Alexmill remember when

Thefrenchiestfry: u were really tired

Alexmill: I don’t know where ur going with this because that was and is every single day of my life but I Don’t like it

Thefrenchiestfry: and Washington was trying to get you to stop working

Hercmuel: alex stop working that’s real funny man

Thefrenchiestfry: and he said something like “son, you’ve done enough work for today”

Alexmill: S S T T O O P P

Thefrenchiestfry: and u were all like “don’t call me son”

Thefrenchiestfry: and he was all “son you need to stop working”

Alexmill: no no no no no

Thefrenchiestfry: and u of course didn’t listen and when he kept bothering you u said

Thefrenchiestfry: what was it again

Thefrenchiestfry: oh yes

Alexmill: I AM BLOCKING YOU

Hercmuel: no I wanna know what alex said

Jdotlaw: I have so many questions but now I wanna know

Thefrenchiestfry: “your excellency, while I do respect you immensely and hold you in great esteem, I feel like I should not have to remind you that you are not my father”

Thefrenchiestfry: or something like that it’s always so hard to remember alex’s words

Hercmuel: TELL ME ABOUT IT

Hercmuel: OR HIS FUCKING LETTERS THEY WERE ALWAYS SO LONG AND DRAWN OUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Jdotlaw: @alexmill did you really throw a fit and tell George Washington that he wasn’t ur dad

Thefrenchiestfry: @jdotlaw I think it happened more than once

Alexmill: this is abuse

Hercmuel: ALRIGHT BACK TO ALEX’S LETTERS BECAUSE I LEARNED THE PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING ALEX SAYS WHEN HE GETS IN ONE OF HIS MOODS

Thefrenchiestfry: do u mean all the fucking time

Thefrenchiestfry: WAIT I BELIEVE I KNOW THIS WORD

Alexmill: SAME. @Hercmuel don’t say it it’ll give everything away we have to make him work for it

Hercmuel: but I have to

Jdotlaw: what could possibly be so special about a word

Alexmill: @jdotlaw it’s what started the memories

Jdotlaw: how does a fucking word spark memories. I have seen so many revolutionary era films and showsand read so many biographies and such and mine are still not clear

Thefrenchiestfry: wait @alexmill r u telling me that someone complained about ur writing enough that you remembered fifty years of memories

Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry IT WAS A COMPLIMENT NOT A COMPLAINT

Alexmill: AND YES. BECAUSE MY HISTORY TEACHER USED IT TO DESCRIBE AN ESSAY AND I WANTED TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK HAD A WORD NAMED FOR THEM

Hercmuel: @alexmill what was the essay

Alexmill: it was a free-response question on jefferson’s vision of an agrarian economy

Thefrenchiestfry: omg

Hercmuel: of fucking course it was

Jdotlaw: I don’t get it

Thefrenchiestfry: how long was it

Alexmill: I ran out of room so I never finished it @thefrenchiestfry

Jdotlaw: someone pls explain

Jdotlaw: I’ll request a room change

Alexmill: @Jdotlaw NONONONONO

Thefrenchiestfry: DO NOT DO THAT @jdotlaw

Hercmuel: @Jdotlaw you’d regret that decision so hard

Jdotlaw: THEN EXPLAIN

Alexmill: MY HISTORY TEACHER DESCRIBED MY ESSAY AS HAMILTONIAN

Jdotlaw: wtf what does that even mean

Thefrenchiestfry: wait for it

Jdotlaw: A L E X A N D E R

Jdotlaw: H E R C U L E S

Jdotlaw: L A F A Y E T T E

Jdotlaw: MY ALEXANDER

Alexmil: MY LAURENS

Alexmill: it took u long enough goddamn