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They’ve all been 2iitiing
2tariing and not wriitiing 2hiit
All quiiet for once

A tenebrous gaze
Rends borders of the clement
Be judged or ascend

Uh, this is stupid
I’ll do 8 sylla8les instead
Cause I’m a re8el ::::)

MY RUBY EYED HEART
WHY ARE YOU SNIFFING SEWAGE?
I MEAN, DAVE STRIDER

KK iii2 riippiing
Up hii2 paper and cryiing
Teariing and teariing 8|

Saucer for the cats
Saucy ladies for the dance
Sauced mom for parent

Karkat is so88ing
Well, we all knew it would happen
Sooner than I thought

OKAY, HE WEARS RED
BUT I BET IT SMELLS JUST LIKE
SCABS ON CRUSTY ASS

Now he ii2 growliing
KK better be grateful
Other 2hiit two do.

Vriska, stop reading
Over my shoulder, snorting
Still needs... polishing

Ha! Even Rose knows
This is fucking em8arrassing
Karkat’s m8de it worse.

SPIDERTROLL, DO YOU
EVEN HAVE ANY FEELINGS?
SHOW UP OR SHUT UP

Plea2e, make thii2 le22 dull
Can’t beliieve II’m countiing on
Vrii2ka 2erket. Help.

Oh, what could we See,
In her mysterious mind?
My guess is cobwebs

You are so rugged
Let’s plunder a museum, kay?
Nic, you are so hot ::::D

HAHAHAHAHA
YOUR FEELINGS ARE DUMB, YOU LOSE
SHIT, TEACHER’S COMING

VK’2 iin trouble
The only iintere2tiing
One iin thii2 dumb cla22

I won’t throw poems
Across the room to converse
Private irony

R8se is l88king smug
I was still writing p8etry
Can’t pr8ve I did it ::::)

THERE IS NO WAY SHE
WROTE A POEM ON MY SHIRT
AND NONE OF YOU SAW

II thiink he thiink2 that
We knew 2he was wriitiing on
Hii2 back from the 2tart

Vile slanderer!
Never I’d give synonyms
For bumbling loud-mouth

G8dd8mnit, c8n’t see
What Rose is writing over there.
8ut Karkat looks sad.

YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES
ALL YOUR HANDWRITING’S SCRIBBLING
GLAD I HAVE NO FRIENDS

2orry that wa2 mean
IIt wa2 VK’2 iidea
2orry, you wriiggler

I apologize
Suppose the best recompense
Would be seppuku

Geez, it w8s a j8ke
It w8s nicer th8n wh8t I’d say
A8out the others ::::)

GO AWAY, VRISKA
STOP THROWING POEMS AT ME
NOBODY LIKES YOU

Ugh, he’2 all 2ad now
“Teacher, II need two go two
The load gaper now.”

Where’d he really go?
I only feel satisfied
Am I a monster?

S8llux left, R8se is
Angsting in her angsty note8ook
She’s so tormented :’:’:’:’(

STOP THROWING GARBAGE!
YOU WERE MOVED FOR A REASON
THOUGH THAT WAS SPOT ON

(They’re mocking me now
I’m aware I can’t complain
To child soldiers)

Flower with closed mouth
Smirks like she knows eeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeryyyyyyyything
Just talks out her ass

HA! YOU KNOW HER SOUL
YOU ARE NOW GROUP THERAPIST
I DECLARE IT SO

Here KK, 2orry
Junk food two 2ooth your anguii2h
Giive me half of Twiix

Mustn’t let them know
This must be a stealth mission
I crave Doritos

What? Karkat got snacks?
Hes sh8ring with th8se 8oring d8rks!?!?!?!?
Ow! Mars 8ar to face.