junkojunkochan has started a group chat with psychicbluebird, corpsewarblade, and hopeful
junkojunkochan: that's everyone :w
psychicbluebird: ?????? what????? (°ロ°)
corpsewarblade: Junko-chan, what's going on here?
junkojunkochan: this is an intervention u hecking scrubs
hopeful: enoshima-san, i don't think they're very happy...
junkojunkochan: listen up! i, junko enoshima, am freaking done waiting.
psychicbluebird: if this is about your dress, then i am so sorry but idk what this has to do w/ the others?????
junkojunkochan: why would it be about that? listen maizono-san i've had enough waiting here
psychicbluebird: what else would u be waiting for?? (>.>)
corpsewarblade: Oh no.
corpsewarblade: Junko-chan, no, I forbid it.
hopeful: don't be mad ikusaba-san! it's for the best.
corpsewarblade: DO NOT.
psychicbluebird: am i the only one who doesn't know whats going on here ??????? ( ・_・)ノ
corpsewarblade has kicked psychicbluebird from the conversation.
junkojunkochan: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
corpsewarblade: Junko-chan, you are NOT telling Maizono-san that! I won't let you!
junkojunkochan: I'm helping you??? you hopeless romantic
hopeful: we know you have a crush on maizono-san, so we were gonna help you confess!
corpsewarblade: While she was in the group chat?
corpsewarblade: No. We're not doing this.
junkojunkochan: o shit she just PMed me
private chat with psychicbluebird
junkojunkochan: listen i'm really sorry about muku-chan, idk why she's like this
psychicbluebird: what's going on?? ∑(゜Д゜;)
junkojunkochan: I'm trying to help i promise
psychicbluebird: you got her mad,,
junkojunkochan: I'm trying to get her to confess ok?? she's just being a stubborn heck
psychicbluebird: i really don't think she likes me ;;
junkojunkochan: she likes u back i promise!!!!!! she's just being a baby rn.
psychicbluebird: do u really think so?? (。・_・。)
junkojunkochan: i know so, just trust me!!
group chat with corpsewarblade and hopeful
junkojunkochan: okay new plan
junkojunkochan: I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU WHAT IT IS YET
junkojunkochan added memewata and fogcutting to the group chat.
memewata: junko-chan !!!!!
junkojunkochan: hi !!!
memewata: i missed u 2day!! how's my favourite supermodel doing??
junkojunkochan: so much better now that ur here !!! <3
corpsewarblade: Junko-chan. Save it for private messages.
junkojunkochan: no screw you
hopeful: //shots fired// :o
fogcutting: Beg your pardon, but what exactly is going on here?
hopeful: hi kirigiri-san! (≧ω≦)
fogcutting: Hello, Naegi-kun. Is something going on?
corpsewarblade: Kirigiri-san, run. Run and save yourself.
junkojunkochan: NO WE NEED YOU
fogcutting: Oh dear.
memewata: whats going on here??
corpsewarblade: I'm not doing this.
junkojunkochan: tl;dr: muku-chan's being a big gay baby and won't tell maizono-san about her enormous crush and i've brought u here to help
corpsewarblade: Please don't force me to do something I'm not comfortable with.
fogcutting: I'm with Ikusaba-san here.
junkojunkochan: screw u guys. listen, sis, maizono-san likes you back. she's just waaaaaaaaay too nervous to tell u herself!
corpsewarblade: Oh no don't tell me you told her already
junkojunkochan: i'm not that mean jfc
hopeful: ok so what are we gonna do?
junkojunkochan: well, like. leon-kun and i love each other v much y'know?
junkojunkochan: and lets face it, naegi-kun, kirigiri-san, you two would die for each other
hopeful: yes! o(≧o≦)o i hope it never comes to that, but yes!
fogcutting: ...Yes. I would.
memewata: that's true love if i ever saw it tbh
corpsewarblade: What does this have to do with me and Maizono-san?
junkojunkochan: okay so! we're gonna tell muku-chan our long and romantic stories about how we got together, so that she'll get the courage to talk to maizono-san!
hopeful: kirigiri-san and i got set up by you, enoshima-san
memewata: i saw her at taco bell at 4am and we had a deep philosophical conversation
junkojunkochan: arrgh. OKAY. NEW PLAN
junkojunkochan: LET'S GO GUNS BLAZING. WE NEED TRUE LOVE, AND I WILL BRING US TRUE LOVE.
fogcutting: Enoshima-san, please.
junkojunkochan: THE TRUEST TRUE LOVE YOU WILL EVER SEE!
junkojunkochan added ChisaYukizome, KyosukeMunakata, and JuzoSakakura to the chat.
corpsewarblade: Literally why.
corpsewarblade has kicked ChisaYukizome, KyosukeMunakata, and JuzoSakakura from the conversation.
junkojunkochan: fuck you.
memewata: no need to worry u guys lmao
hopeful: everything ok kuwata-kun? :o
memewata: i just told maizono-san??
corpsewarblade: FUCK YOU
corpsewarblade has kicked memewata from the conversation.
junkojunkochan: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
corpsewarblade: my entire life is over. I'm going into hiding.
corpsewarblade has left the conversation.
junkojunkochan: bbl guys~
junkojunkochan is now away.
hopeful: looks like its just u and me kirigiri-san!
fogcutting: ...Indeed it is.
hopeful: kirigiri-san? ( ^▽^)
hopeful: i love you (▰˘◡˘▰) ♥
fogcutting: I... love you too. ♥
private chat with corpsewarblade
junkojunkochan: I'm sorry.
corpsewarblade: Don't. I know you were trying, and I appreciate it.
corpsewarblade: I'm mad at Kuwata-kun. Maizono-san and I didn't have a chance as it is, but he ruined our friendship too.
junkojunkochan: holy shit oh my god how did i forget about this
junkojunkochan: lemme take a picture hold on
junkojunkochan: [[Attachment: 1 image]]
corpsewarblade: Is that real?
junkojunkochan: ofc! it's from about half an hour ago lmao she really does like you
corpsewarblade: ...I feel so fucking stupid right now.
junkojunkochan: DONT WORRY I GOT U
junkojunkochan has started a group chat with psychicbluebird, and corpsewarblade
junkojunkochan: OKAY. LET'S DO THIS AGAIN.
psychicbluebird: ikusaba-chan? ((((゜д゜;)))) do you really like me?
corpsewarblade: ...Yes. I do.
psychicbluebird: (≧ω≦) i like you too !!!
corpsewarblade: Do you really mean that?
psychicbluebird: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ♥
junkojunkochan: YES. I HAVE WAITED EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS FOR THIS. MY SKIN IS CLEAR AND MY CROPS HAVE FLOURISHED
psychicbluebird has changed their status to: datin' ikusaba-chan (︶ω︶)~
corpsewarblade has changed their status to: Officially in a relationship with Sayaka Maizono
ChisaYukizome has changed their status to: KYOSUKE AND JUZO OWE ME TWO THOUSAND YEN EACH.