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junkojunkochan has started a group chat with psychicbluebird, corpsewarblade, and hopeful

junkojunkochan: that's everyone :w

psychicbluebird: ?????? what????? (°ロ°)

corpsewarblade: Junko-chan, what's going on here?

junkojunkochan: this is an intervention u hecking scrubs

corpsewarblade: ...Scrubs?

psychicbluebird: ¬_¬

hopeful: enoshima-san, i don't think they're very happy...

junkojunkochan: listen up! i, junko enoshima, am freaking done waiting.

psychicbluebird: if this is about your dress, then i am so sorry but idk what this has to do w/ the others?????

junkojunkochan: why would it be about that? listen maizono-san i've had enough waiting here

psychicbluebird: what else would u be waiting for?? (>.>)

corpsewarblade: Oh no.

corpsewarblade: Junko-chan, no, I forbid it.

junkojunkochan: c:

hopeful: don't be mad ikusaba-san! it's for the best.

corpsewarblade: DO NOT.

psychicbluebird: am i the only one who doesn't know whats going on here ??????? ( ・_・)ノ

corpsewarblade has kicked psychicbluebird from the conversation.

junkojunkochan: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

corpsewarblade: Junko-chan, you are NOT telling Maizono-san that! I won't let you!

junkojunkochan: I'm helping you??? you hopeless romantic

hopeful: we know you have a crush on maizono-san, so we were gonna help you confess!

corpsewarblade: While she was in the group chat?

hopeful: ...Yes?

corpsewarblade: No. We're not doing this.

junkojunkochan: o shit she just PMed me

 

private chat with psychicbluebird

psychicbluebird: ???????????????

junkojunkochan: listen i'm really sorry about muku-chan, idk why she's like this

psychicbluebird: what's going on?? ∑(゜Д゜;)

junkojunkochan: I'm trying to help i promise

psychicbluebird: you got her mad,, 

junkojunkochan: I'm trying to get her to confess ok?? she's just being a stubborn heck

psychicbluebird: i really don't think she likes me ;;

junkojunkochan: she likes u back i promise!!!!!! she's just being a baby rn.

psychicbluebird: do u really think so?? (。・_・。)

junkojunkochan: i know so, just trust me!!

 

group chat with corpsewarblade and hopeful

junkojunkochan: okay new plan

corpsewarblade: No.

junkojunkochan: I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU WHAT IT IS YET

junkojunkochan added memewata and fogcutting to the group chat.

memewata: junko-chan !!!!!

junkojunkochan: hi !!!

memewata: i missed u 2day!! how's my favourite supermodel doing??

junkojunkochan: so much better now that ur here !!! <3

corpsewarblade: Junko-chan. Save it for private messages.

junkojunkochan: no screw you

hopeful: //shots fired// :o

fogcutting: Beg your pardon, but what exactly is going on here?

hopeful: hi kirigiri-san! (≧ω≦)

fogcutting: Hello, Naegi-kun. Is something going on?

corpsewarblade: Kirigiri-san, run. Run and save yourself.

junkojunkochan: NO WE NEED YOU

fogcutting: Oh dear.

memewata: whats going on here?? 

corpsewarblade: I'm not doing this.

junkojunkochan: tl;dr: muku-chan's being a big gay baby and won't tell maizono-san about her enormous crush and i've brought u here to help

corpsewarblade: JUNKO-CHAN.

corpsewarblade: Please don't force me to do something I'm not comfortable with.

fogcutting: I'm with Ikusaba-san here.

junkojunkochan: screw u guys. listen, sis, maizono-san likes you back. she's just waaaaaaaaay too nervous to tell u herself!

corpsewarblade: Oh no don't tell me you told her already

junkojunkochan: i'm not that mean jfc 

hopeful: ok so what are we gonna do?

junkojunkochan: well, like. leon-kun and i love each other v much y'know?

junkojunkochan: and lets face it, naegi-kun, kirigiri-san, you two would die for each other

hopeful: yes! o(≧o≦)o i hope it never comes to that, but yes!

fogcutting: ...Yes. I would.

memewata: that's true love if i ever saw it tbh

corpsewarblade: What does this have to do with me and Maizono-san?

junkojunkochan: okay so! we're gonna tell muku-chan our long and romantic stories about how we got together, so that she'll get the courage to talk to maizono-san!

hopeful: kirigiri-san and i got set up by you, enoshima-san

memewata: i saw her at taco bell at 4am and we had a deep philosophical conversation

junkojunkochan: arrgh. OKAY. NEW PLAN

corpsewarblade: NO.

junkojunkochan: LET'S GO GUNS BLAZING. WE NEED TRUE LOVE, AND I WILL BRING US TRUE LOVE. 

fogcutting: Enoshima-san, please.

junkojunkochan: THE TRUEST TRUE LOVE YOU WILL EVER SEE!

junkojunkochan added ChisaYukizomeKyosukeMunakata, and JuzoSakakura to the chat.

corpsewarblade: Literally why.

ChisaYukizome: Hello!

corpsewarblade has kicked ChisaYukizomeKyosukeMunakata, and JuzoSakakura from the conversation.

junkojunkochan: fuck you.

memewata: no need to worry u guys lmao

hopeful: everything ok kuwata-kun? :o

memewata: i just told maizono-san?? 

corpsewarblade: FUCK YOU

corpsewarblade has kicked memewata from the conversation.

junkojunkochan: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

corpsewarblade: my entire life is over. I'm going into hiding.

corpsewarblade has left the conversation.

junkojunkochan: crap.

junkojunkochan: bbl guys~

junkojunkochan is now away.

hopeful: looks like its just u and me kirigiri-san!

fogcutting: ...Indeed it is.

hopeful: kirigiri-san? ( ^▽^)

fogcutting: Yes?

hopeful: i love you (▰˘◡˘▰) ♥

fogcutting: I... love you too. ♥

 

private chat with corpsewarblade

junkojunkochan: I'm sorry.

corpsewarblade: Don't. I know you were trying, and I appreciate it.

corpsewarblade: I'm mad at Kuwata-kun. Maizono-san and I didn't have a chance as it is, but he ruined our friendship too.

junkojunkochan: holy shit oh my god how did i forget about this

corpsewarblade: ?

junkojunkochan: lemme take a picture hold on

junkojunkochan:  [[Attachment: 1 image]]

corpsewarblade: Is that real?

junkojunkochan: ofc! it's from about half an hour ago lmao she really does like you

corpsewarblade: ...I feel so fucking stupid right now.

junkojunkochan: DONT WORRY I GOT U

 

junkojunkochan has started a group chat with psychicbluebird, and corpsewarblade

junkojunkochan: OKAY. LET'S DO THIS AGAIN.

psychicbluebird: ikusaba-chan? ((((゜д゜;)))) do you really like me?

corpsewarblade: ...Yes. I do.

psychicbluebird: (≧ω≦) i like you too !!! 

corpsewarblade: Do you really mean that?

psychicbluebird: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ♥

corpsewarblade: 

junkojunkochan: YES. I HAVE WAITED EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS FOR THIS. MY SKIN IS CLEAR AND MY CROPS HAVE FLOURISHED 

 

psychicbluebird has changed their status to:  datin' ikusaba-chan (︶ω︶)~

corpsewarblade has changed their status to: Officially in a relationship with Sayaka Maizono

ChisaYukizome has changed their status to: KYOSUKE AND JUZO OWE ME TWO THOUSAND YEN EACH.